Or falling into the cuck pit

the 1% torso shot obv

all the sound effects came to me unprompted. Nice work!

He's still getting mileage out of his "OCCUPY MARS" shirt.

He's always been a piece of shit and he still thinks mocking Occupy Wall Street is quirky.

Because he's the main character, the bestest boy, the very smartest, and his mommy even tweeted so just before he did that jump.

Even Trump knows he's cringe

The theory I subscribe to is he got addicted to internet clout by being offbeat and le random xD with tweens after his PewDiePie appearance.

He was content with cameos on The Big Bang Theory or Iron Man as the South African Thomas Edison (in more ways than one). Someone online redditors and tech bros know as some eccentric rocket/car maker.

But after PewDiePie, he tasted the approval of mainstream children. He was on stage with a modern celebrity tasting modern fandom. He's chased that high ever since. And the more he's chased it the more insufferable he's become to a regular person.

All that's left are people too braindead to see through his PR, who think he's an actual Tony Stark genius, and those same braindead morons are overwhelmingly right wing because once again they're too dumb to not fall for right wing talking points. And of course he's pandering to them, the only people who still like him, because affection is the only thing he can't buy.

Emerald mine money can buy him cars, a PR team, a "founder" title, degrees and a reputation as an epic inventor. But it cannot buy him affection. Not from his children, not from people with an ounce of common sense.

In this moment, Elon is euphoric. Not because of some phony woke pronouns. But because he has fully self-actualized himself by finally becoming the little fascist he has always wanted to be.

And the fucking buckle.

And the "OCCUPY MARS" super dated attempt to dunk on OWS.

He's a collection of increasingly-expired "cool" attempts that no one around him dares to say otherwise about.

Dude became Andrew Yang

I know it's just regular MAGA vs blue MAGA, but I'll take some bittersweet satisfaction to watch eat shit with the latter outcome.

My main focus for posting that picture is the cartoon supervillain "LOOK MOMMY! I AM THE BESTEST BOY! I WILL SHOW THEM ALL!" energy of this.

Well this kinda reminds me of Goebbels assistant who was a real deal duke, and Goebbels swinged between fawning to him and treating him like disgusting lackey he was.

Not to mention all the industrialists and aristocrats licking boots of various nazi bonzos.

Whenever you feel your're not good enough, not cool enough, too out of touch, too much of a dork, you just have to remember that Elon exists and immediately you'll feel better about yourself.