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It's the dunk tank.

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[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 129 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] bazingabrain@hexbear.net 63 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Dude my back hurts so much you have no idea.

[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 38 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like somebody is not going to gym to work their back muscles. As Mao said, not working out is another type of liberalism

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

What helps with lower to mid back pain. Couldn't sleep last night because of a knot :(

[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I dunno much tbh. But I know you should have good back muscles to prevent backpain at older ages. My dad was very happy about how his back has no pain even at old ages because he worked it in construction

[–] redtea@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 4 months ago

That's 50:50. A lot of workers come out the other end of a construction career with fucked backs!

[–] dkr567@hexbear.net 55 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

I hate that even a non-american dumbfuck like myself was able to predict all of this. Liberals are absolutely pathetic

[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 37 points 4 months ago

They were too high on their own propaganda.

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 32 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Even as a yank, I feel embarrassed that I never listened to my gut instinct in the first place. If I did, I could have told you that Trump would have won months ago but I was still uncertain calling it going into election night

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hey, I'm a dumbass who switched my opinion within the final week and made a post on my prediction. Should have gone with my gut too.

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

He didn't have the same energy as in 2016, especially after the assassination attempt, so it's only fair to have been uncertain about his chances.

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 108 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Oh look we were right again.

Another election cycle of immediatly going from being told to fuck off because they didn't need us to blaming us for their failure.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 73 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

You probably didn't even need to hit show to know what this picture is

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 54 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I hate being correct all the time. It's a curse

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

:cassandra:

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 103 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Ah yes the famous communist members of the democratic party. The ones who exist, and aren't just figments of the minds of red-scare addled genocidaires.

[–] redtea@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 4 months ago

The troubling thing is they're referring to the people they call communists. Like the dem members who advocate for introducing 1 day paid sick leave for all or raising minimum wage to $8.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 77 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Now his conclusion will be "we need to remove the far left because they make us lose".

[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 4 months ago

If only there was say a final solution or something

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

parenti-hands nonfalsifiable orthodoxy

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 74 points 4 months ago

Destiny posting L takes will never not be funny debatejak

[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 71 points 4 months ago

very-smart ah yes, the candidate with zero tankie policies and zero tankie associates and zero positive relations with tankie countries and zero tankie projects and zero tankie outreach has too many tankies.

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 71 points 4 months ago (1 children)

finkelstein-lambaste Mr. Divorcelli, please shut the fuck up.

[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Norman is the real OG and should be our mascot forever next to Yellow Parenti

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

He has some boomer opinions about gender and shit, but I guess everyone’s full of contradictions

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 70 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It ain't gonna work the next time either

[–] graymess@hexbear.net 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That graphic is funny as fuck. I don't know what the Democrats expected. dead-dove-2

[–] ComradePupIvy@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 4 months ago

they expected atleast a 50 50 split

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 66 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Guy wished white supremacist ran over protestors. I hope his kid is kept as far away from this poisonous lump as possible

[–] SuperNovaCouchGuy2@hexbear.net 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Its so fucking grim to think that this piece of human trash is the father to another person. Poor kid. He is absolutely not prepared to be a parent at all.

[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 4 months ago

Think about Barron

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 65 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Mr. Bonerelli has sent a silly letter. We shall neither print it, nor reply.

[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This is Finkelstein level diss and I'm here for it

[–] Aru@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 4 months ago

Lenin said smth like that

[–] Alisu@hexbear.net 58 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Just make the democrats all go to the republican party already

[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 4 months ago

Too late by like 30 years when was bill Clinton elected again?

[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 58 points 4 months ago

By far, the best part of this outcome is being fully aware that scum like this fool are absolutely seething right now, and will be for years.

[–] roux@hexbear.net 54 points 4 months ago

The far left aren't part of The Party tho, dumbass.

[–] Fishroot@hexbear.net 51 points 4 months ago

Least abuser sounding statement

[–] dkr567@hexbear.net 50 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

This guy is a person version of a malignant tumor since his g*mer days and will always be a cancer.

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 47 points 4 months ago

In a just society someone like this would’ve been taken out back and shot already

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 44 points 4 months ago

bold for this guy to call anyone else cancer

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 34 points 4 months ago
[–] TheModerateTankie@hexbear.net 30 points 4 months ago
[–] halfpipe@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago

"Turn out our own base"

what fucking turn out? They didn't even offer their own voters anything.

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

What's really funny is how they lost and yet libs call for the same thing. Why wait :LIB: until elections to do your purges?