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[–] supplier@hexbear.net 1 points 13 minutes ago

Reading these amazing design failures always makes me feel a little bit better.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 1 hour ago

What zero regulations does to a motherfucker

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 9 points 2 hours ago

America has to be the most absurd nation out there. Imagine hating regulation so much that this is street legal. They shouldn't even be allowed to build them.

[–] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 20 points 2 hours ago

By throwing out 100 years of design knowledge because you want to redesign the wheel in a disruptive bazinga way

[–] abc@hexbear.net 13 points 2 hours ago

they're designed in Texas so I am not surprised they didn't think of snow lmao

[–] chickentendrils@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 hours ago

Someone pointed this out in a montage of all the problems with these things. I think for them it was mud. Might be in Some More News' video.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 23 points 3 hours ago

I've been mulling over a design for a public book box in my head for the past 4 weeks or so and I've stumbled onto this problem despite having 0 engineering background or other relevant experience just by thinking about how weather would interact with it so I feel confident in saying this was a management decision

[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 43 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

This is the level of engineering that people think is going to colonize Mars? data-laughing

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 11 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Not only is it hideous, it also manages to be impractical

Truly incredible

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 28 points 4 hours ago

They trusted the ocean gate "submarine" with about the same thing, so yeah.

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 11 points 3 hours ago

Still love it though!

(Elon senpai please notice me)

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 10 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

Imagining UlyssesT laughing himself to death at this news. michael-laugh

[–] ChestRockwell@hexbear.net 9 points 2 hours ago

soypoint-1 emojis everywhere.

I'll miss the comrade that killed Kissinger. Hopefully the legend returns with an alt someday

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 5 points 2 hours ago

Free the homie doggirl-tears

[–] red552@hexbear.net 4 points 2 hours ago

Wait did he leave again?

[–] Philosophosphorous@hexbear.net 26 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

it is a 'design' that spits in the face of aero-and hydro- dynamics, it invokes the wrath of the very elements if not the gods themselves. it is not 'designed' as much as 'not designed' as in: 'the cybertruck is not designed to withstand a pressure washing' or 'the cybertruck is not designed to be safely handled by unprotected human hands' or 'the cybertruck is not designed to cross even shallow water without failing'

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 9 points 3 hours ago

It's Happy Fun Ball of cars: Defined more by what it doesn't than what it does

[–] very_poggers_gay@hexbear.net 10 points 3 hours ago

honestly might be safer than the usual tesla headlights. those fuckers are blinding. they're as bright or brighter than the high beams of most cars i stg

[–] lnxtx@feddit.nl 40 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

They skipped real world tests. Like extreme heat, extreme cold, extreme wet (including PRESSURE WASHING).

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 29 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Still looking forward to seeing these things after a season of road salt and snow.

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 12 points 2 hours ago

smug-explain "It's called a patina"

[–] space_comrade@hexbear.net 27 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Didn't even think about the road salt that thing is gonna melt after a few hundred miles in the winter lmaoo

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 28 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

They really didn’t hire a single person from outside Cali did they

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 2 hours ago

I'm sure they did and were overruled by muskrat

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 21 points 4 hours ago

Taking "There is no life east of the 5" to its logical extreme

[–] TrimmedDubya@hexbear.net 6 points 3 hours ago

May every misfortune and disaster befall these fuckin' dweebs.

[–] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 34 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I would have expected to hear something about how these things get eaten by road salt, but i guess you can just have both.

[–] Philosophosphorous@hexbear.net 24 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

there hasn't been any snow yet where i live this-is-fine

[–] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 33 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

My area has mostly stopped getting snowfalls this-is-fine

When i was a kid, we used to build snowmen every winter. Just rolled up giant balls of the stuff and stacked them in the garden. Now we have maybe two days per winter where it doesn't melt to grey slush immediately. It's gotten to the point where i immediately go out and take a walk when we get snow and i have time because i just love snow. The way it makes the light stray, blankets the world, makes the air taste so fresh and icy, muffles every sound besides the creaking under my boots. And apparently, now it can also kill techbros.

[–] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 10 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

I 1000000% agree with u and I miss snow so much

[–] Frivolous_Beatnik@hexbear.net 7 points 3 hours ago

Ugh, same. The childhood winters where there would be a foot of fluffy snow on the ground, but the sky would be clear and the sun beaming - not warm enough to melt everything into slush but enough to just lay back (with jacket & snow pants ofc) on the snow and photosynthesize comfy

[–] ped_xing@hexbear.net 28 points 5 hours ago

melon-musk should push out an update that causes them all to start up, drive through a garage door if necessary, and migrate south for the winter.

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 22 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Not very californian of you to think of snow (kinda like some apple iphone generation was eating shit due to cold)

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 23 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

By being born into grotesque wealth and having history's most powerful propaganda apparatus built around the lie that you earned said wealth by virtue of being superior to everyone else.