very dry, you hate to see it folks
this post was submitted on 18 Dec 2024
112 points (99.1% liked)
chapotraphouse
13594 readers
572 users here now
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.
founded 4 years ago
MODERATORS
he'll be ritually dunked in a mixture of hand lotion and grease at the inauguration
Damn, I should have read the other comments before I posted. Same joke, but perfect for this context:
crowd goes apeshit
Baron Harkkonen in the black goo pool but it’s lotion and grease
I LOVE YOU!
You're back! Welcome back!
Uncanny:
For those fortunate enough not to know, this is Bowser from the 90's Mario brothers movie
De-Evolve
Cretaceous!
{
| 
}
Many Americans think this is the height of masculinity. This is why nobody respects them.
hair situation kinda looks like either a mullet or how a 7th grade haircut went for me the day before picture day, much to my mother's unqualified chagrin.
not for nothing, but if I were his stylist, I would advocate for a shaved bald look in Day 0 and sort of a generalissimo kind of vibe moving forward. just lean all the way in to an Il Duce thing. his hogging piss fans are gonna adore him no matter what, but the libs would be beside themselves in fear, loathing and arousal.
Ben garrison is very charitable to that man
Rate my fit m8s.
He almost has the ability to look plausibly normal but decided not to
why does he keep his pants so high up?
hides the gut to split it with the belt
Classic old guy fit tbh. This is why they always wear suspenders.
Style 
Lol dude looks like a Kelly cartoon
Also tangentially related but if they jail Liz Cheney it would be so fucking funny
He looks even more like Biff Tannen from Back to the Future.
There is nothing I can say that won't get removed
mods, it would be a really funny bit to remove this comment
Oh it would be hysterical
Critical support to mod despotism.
Within the context of himself, not the worst look he's ever had.
But it definitely helps that he's taken off that dumbass ugly cap.
Ozemprick
You post this banger and you forget the :kelly: ? Shame.
sometimes I reserve it for puns that feel more like his boomer-like style, and sometimes I get frustrated with the emoji picker's failure to preference emoji names as keywords
the New Coke of presidents
Geezer Chic
Can we get much higher?
So high...
talk shit post fit
Old diaper man look
STRONG AND POWERFUL