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[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 43 points 4 months ago

showing up in dirty overalls for my one (1) free beer and then going to the better bar across town to actually spend my money

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 45 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Shotgunning my free natty light then removing my coveralls to reveal a rainbow speedo

[-] Dingus_Khan@hexbear.net 36 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

This is almost the Party Boy bit from Jackass

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 25 points 4 months ago

Yeah and while it would be very visually funny to watch me do it, I'm not about to do this in the US where as far as my outside perspective is concerned, i would die instantly

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago

well it's America so obviously your rainbow speedo would need to have a belly band holster belt holding up your shiny chrome FREEDOM EQUALIZER .45 AARP caliber sidearm

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago

I try to do a bit in America and am instantly shot dozens of times from multiple angles

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago

It's Idaho, so you're probably surrounded by neo-Nazis and Klansmen as soon as you set foot in the bar

[-] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

Mormons too, but maybe that’s redundant

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

And an unhealthy smattering of Witnesses to boot

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

I don't trust any movement that intentionally mispronounces their name and claims to have divine knowledge.

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

I just want to see turf wars erupt between Mormons and JWs going door-to-door in the same neighborhood.

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 22 points 4 months ago

oh man now I'm imagining bib overalls with buttons up the sides of the legs like those rip-off trainer pants

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago

This is what I and every person I willingly drink with would do.

"Thanks fuck you, see you tomorrow. Can't wait for you to have to explain what about my attire isn't straight so you're not running up against false advertising claims by not giving us a free beer everyday."

Also this really seems like about the easiest slam dunk ever for discrimination against a protected class but I assume lgbtq people aren't a protected class in whatever windswept sithole this is in.

[-] piccolo@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

I think federally at least sexuality is a protected characteristic, but I don't think the courts in Idaho would respect that so you'd need to have the funds to appeal it up a few levels

Btw the ruling to make sexuality a protected characteristic was an incredibly rare Gorsuch W where he ruled that discriminating based off of sexual orientation was discriminating based off of sex (i.e. if you refuse service to Jim because Jim dates Bob, but you wouldn't refuse service to Jane because Jane dates Bob, then that's implicitly discrimination based off of sex)

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