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He is risen (hexbear.net)

submitted 11 months ago by Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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The Christ Man

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[-] cricbuzz@hexbear.net 66 points 11 months ago

The @garbageape response is great

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 36 points 11 months ago

miyazaki-laugh

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 49 points 11 months ago

Man I hope he's okay sadness

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 42 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I think this is similar to Fetterman's stroke, and it'll take a while before he can communicate normally again. The vague details they give on the show seem to indicate that he's understanding what's happening well (and making them laugh intentionally), which I think is a good sign.

[-] copandballtorture@hexbear.net 33 points 11 months ago

So the CIA stroke gun is real and only the largest sons can survive it

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago

That's reassuring!

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 39 points 11 months ago

I'm gonna guess this will be similar to Fetterman's recovery where it takes some time for linguistic processing to come back fully. Give my man mic and throw this stuff directly into my ear canal.

[-] Beaver@hexbear.net 25 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It's difficult to communicate what you're seeing with your third eye

👁️ 👁️‍🗨️ 👁️

[-] Des@hexbear.net 37 points 11 months ago

knowing him he's doing this on purpose to fuck with the trolls

[-] TheLastHero@hexbear.net 29 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

crisp mattman

He's 100% joking folks. Incredible post-stroke posting too, he's still got it

[-] star_wraith@hexbear.net 29 points 11 months ago

HE IS RISEN INDEED

(fr I’m just glad he’s alive)

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

I'm just happy he's alright. He was pretty much the only reason I kept listening to the podcast. The Megan McArdle episode where he just starts screaming will forever be golden. Stay gold, ponyboy.

[-] Des@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

Same here. his raging screeds sustain me. Its soul food.

[-] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 23 points 11 months ago

Love him but why would they let him post lol

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 45 points 11 months ago

I mean it's not out of the question that he can type just fine and did this as a joke

Who knows lol

[-] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 27 points 11 months ago

semper post, simple as

Death to America

[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago

I'm out of the loop...

[-] star_wraith@hexbear.net 32 points 11 months ago

Matt had some sort of very serious medical issue. Haven’t heard from him in a 2-3 weeks until now.

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 31 points 11 months ago

It's most likely a stroke. I think linguistic ability takes a while to recover. His wife and Felix quote tweeted this positively so I'm gonna guess that it being nonsensical isn't a bad sign for his recovery.

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago

I think if they quote tweeted it that it was a joke

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

That would make more sense lol

[-] scraeming@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

Everyone seems to have noticed a few hours later so I think he snuck a tweet out at three in the morning, which I'm taking as a good sign that he's recovering fine.

[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

The Return of the King

[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

What?

[-] Kestrel@hexbear.net 28 points 11 months ago

hhyswixw

speech-r matt

[-] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

wake up babe, new wwg1wga just dropped

[-] beautiful_boater@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I think, in medieval extensions of roman numerals, this would be 425, 6, 15, 5. Now we just have to bake what the meaning of those numbers handed down by the prophet is.