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[–] Skye@hexbear.net 46 points 1 day ago

Playing Horizon Forbidden West but the camera gets close enough to Aloy's face to show a skin imperfection and my dove just falls dead off its perch

This is the funniest thing I've ever read.

[–] Civility@hexbear.net 2 points 23 hours ago
[–] lil_tank@hexbear.net 53 points 1 day ago (4 children)

complains that the world is full of sins

complains he can't goon to video games

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Named Doves of Magnolia

Only has one dove

[–] VapeNoir@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

Now they've got zero

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

Point at the Bible verse that says "thou shalt not goon"

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

he’s the only one making sense

The true sin is depriving the grooners of their slop

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

here's a free life hack for all gooners out there.

Go on a search provider of your choice -> Set the safe search to "off" -> type in: rule 34 -> choose a site -> unlimited porn of all your favourite vdiya gayme characters.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think the issue here is that it needs to be official. The company needs to look me in the eyes and tell me "you should go crank your hog to this character"

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

every other game on Steam is a porn game!!! G%mers love to complain how "women are so picky" but the developer needs to fucking seduce and cajole them with a game that's totally not porn, still has a veneer of normalcy yet is completely 1000% a porn game.

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

It's more about what sexualised female characters with massive jiggling tits signal: that the horny male gamer is still the target audience

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

it's not enough that half of the slop that's on steam new arrivals is porn. All the rest of it has to be too!

G#mers need to be lowered into a vat of acid feet first.

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

They don't want niche porn games, they want big mainstream games that reflect their values and worldview. They want a return to a time when most games were made by extremely horny dudes for an audience of extremely horny dudes. They want female characters that are waifus and weird perverted easter eggs that reward them for peeking under skirts or whatever and they want to be assured that liking those things is Cool and Normal

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Also, aren’t they fucking religious zealots? I thought they thought that anyone expressing any sexuality whatsoever was eeeeeeevil!

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

there are no games with beautiful women now, except remakes

picture of a game where your characters are four beautiful men

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This has to be a bit, right?

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

This is undoubtedly a bit.

[–] cinnaa42@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago

basing your politics on how many spike proteins each candidate promises to produce/not produce within the bodies of the populace

[–] invo_rt@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

Stellar Blade just came out on PC. Gooner, control thyself.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago
[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago

I'm horny and I cannot coom

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I assume the protein thing is about vaccines because I know this treatler isn't grumbling out these tweets between deadlift sets.

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You know what else makes you make spike proteins? Actually getting COVID. it's so funny to me because if it were the case, you could do an ELISA test to see the concentration of spike protein in the blood. It's so readily testable with day 1 medical tests to see whether some antigen exists in the blood. The idea that you'd inadvertently mistake mRNA for a fully functional retrovirus that integrates just the spike protein but not itself is laughable.

If they were serious, they would have done that study and it would have been replicated by now. We'd have heard about it from these foghorns. And by the way, it was probably a consideration during clinical trials. There was an interesting study about a repurposed herpes virus that had fidelity only targeting and destroying brain tumors - it had a lot of friction because you couldn't describe the dose appropriately because it replicated and therefore grew in dose size.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 3 points 22 hours ago

That's actually super interesting and I'm very glad you shared that.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

no victoria's secret models? guess it's back to the sears catalog

[–] pinguinu@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 1 day ago

That dove died of cringe, your cringe to be exact

[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"except remakes" aren't all games and movies remakes now, though? Get your complaints together, dude

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You mean to tell me his complaint about anime not being horny now because we hate Hitler isn't valid?

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

God these smug little shitstains are delusional.

Petition to throw all these “le epic trolls” in solitary confinement. Exist to sign.

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

Noticing a throughline here between the winged woman and the winged pigeon. . .

[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 day ago

an odd choice to use wings with straps when you sell clothes that don't really conceal them
would look better if they were like, glued on or something

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

Gamers™ should be shot

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Cool, well many species are going extinct and countless innocent lives are getting slaughtered every day thanks to right wing opinions.

Just a thought.

I have not smut, yet I must goon

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

I really wonder as to whether any of those perceived ailments were ever concurrent with the dove being alive

[–] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

What do you think his opinion of FF15 is?

[–] RomCom1989@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

Did Nikola Tesla post this?