I really wanted to make the title: "Kornacki Arm" but it makes no sense.
Do you condemn Hamas for flipping the election?
No that just makes me like them more
Really hoping RFK does just well enough that the election is split 3 ways and all the boomers start fighting over it, that will be really funny 
There's the slightest possibility that if Trump is kept off the ballot in Colorado (the latest decision is being appealed), then some 3rd party candidate could (again very slight possibility) win the state, causing no-one to have enough electoral votes.
Extremely unlikely for many reasons, but it would be hilarious.
Edit: lmao what if RFK Jr. demands the Vice Presidency in exchange for his electoral votes?
Huh, I thought you just needed the plurality of EC votes but this system is even dumber than I could have imagined
I think itβs technically better than just giving it to the plurality EC winner, but in a dumb and complicated way. Which is fitting since the EC is itself dumb and complicated.
Please god I ask for so little, just give me this π π π
Latest favorability polls have Bin Laden with a slight edge over Biden
Osamna
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PSL and Afroman are the only real options, wish I could vote twice
its her turn!
Hope she's on my state's ballot again. Maybe I'll convince my folks to vote for her too, given how the Dems have no chance of winning my state anyways.
LET π HER π COOK π
(Claudia De la Cruz is the top of the ticket this time)
I think this was from late October and his numbers have only shrunk a bit since, but here's Biden's general job approval rating by age from a NYT-Siena poll:
Net approval rating being consistently higher the older you go is fucking wild for a Dem president lmfao, it was the complete opposite for Obama
His boomer supporters being nearly 5x more enthusiastic about him than his zoomer/younger millennial supporters is also very telling
Going back to 2020, Gen Z is the only generation that voted for either candidate with a genuinely large majority. No other age cohort swung more than +10% for one candidate except gen z, which voted Biden's ass +34% even with the lowest turnout. He's fucking doomed if even a fraction of those past voters are done with the "lesser evil" bullshit, and they are
We was picked specifically because he was an old white racist to get the old white racist demographic on board with obama.
It's going to get even worse if TikTok gets banned over Israel.
Democrats hate young voters...
"We don't listen to them because they don't vote"
They don't vote because you don't listen to them!
I have a distant hope that the Biden team will actually put the reelection over appeasing Israel. Distant. Distant. But the hope is there!
But if you look at it from the black side - if Biden loses - for decades they'll be filled with anger as they can punch left and rant about how every problem is due to us.
This is what I'm talking about...
The real danger is not that they'll vote for Trump, but that they'll stomp off and stay at home. And then when a fascist wins, they'll say "I didn't do it." (Alternate: "I voted for [inane minor no-hoper weirdo candidate"]
If a Trump win happens due to this conflict, just wait until their misplaced ire at Biden fades and pivots to blaming all Jews in general for all the predicaments and woes the Trump administration ushers in thereafter. They'll be mirrorless. Hand in glove with 'blame Soros' crew
I edited all of this for clarity.
They can always punch left and whine and complain, that's literally all they ever do. They don't need Biden to lose for that!
I'll edit my comment to be more exact. This is what I'm talking about...
The real danger is not that they'll vote for Trump, but that they'll stomp off and stay at home. And then when a fascist wins, they'll say "I didn't do it." (Alternate: "I voted for [inane minor no-hoper weirdo candidate"]
If a Trump win happens due to this conflict, just wait until their misplaced ire at Biden fades and pivots to blaming all Jews in general for all the predicaments and woes the Trump administration ushers in thereafter. They'll be mirrorless. Hand in glove with 'blame Soros' crew
Okay yeah, when Trump wins they'll cheer when I'm led to a """conversion therapy""" camp because I deserve it for not supporting Biden.
But I don't think they actually want that outcome. They'd still prefer for Biden to win. Gravedancing on leftists is their consolation prize.
But I don't think they actually want that outcome.
I don't know what they want. But there does seem to be a self-righteous streak that they know in their bones they're right and they will be proven to be right. It's an awesome feedback loop for them and they love it to death. If Biden wins - they say "See? Told you. We knew it!" If Biden loses - other factors were at play that made him lose. He didn't fail the voters. Oh, no that's not it. That can never be it. The voters failed him.
I used to be a liberal. I was one for nearly all of my life. But I don't understand liberalism at all anymore. It's like a profound loss of religious faith. Why did I believe any of that stuff?
Oh Biden would have sent you to the concentration camp to appeal to the chuds anyway.
So... wait... so the left... is going to "blame all jews" because biden did a little genocide and lost the election?
Wat?
I have a slight hope that someone on the Biden team will [redacted] and put an end to this insane, miserable farce.
Israel-Hamas war
Shut up. Shut up. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Same energy as "race riots"
Are you telling me the octogenarian isn't popular with the youth?
The genocidal octogenarian
The genocidal octogenarian sex criminal. Just cause is wasn't very good at sex crimes doesn't mean he didn't try his hardest.
sex criminal
It still boggles my mind that Biden's candidacy torched the entire Me Too movement.
which one? 
Iβd say it was Kissinger but somehow he turned 100 this year
:bern-disgust:
41% over 65 disapprove? Is it that he's not doing enough genocide, or is it because they want the person doing genocide to have an R next to their name?
Trump Heights vs Genocide Joe
Do the democrats even have a leader? Whose job is it to put him to pasture? I've never been clear if they actually have a party structure or not.
They don't really have a back bench right now. They expended all the Obama clones in the 2020 primary. Plus the ones that they kept like Pete and Harris are now tainted by their association with the administration.
If we can derail 500 tons of vinyl chloride we can derail a nation!
nominally their leader is Biden, so it's his job π
The Terminator but played by Joe Biden: "I cannot self terminate."
It's genuinely impressive how Dems push for and rig for the least appealing people possible before going 
when nobody wants Republican Crypt Keeper.
It's inspiring how Biden is destroying his 2024 chances and the chances of the dems in federal races so he can have a very high approval rating in Israel. Actually - to be honest - I'd love it if American tv news interviewed typical American settlers in the West Bank. I wonder how they'd phrase things. Like this?...
"Do I like Biden? Very much. He's good for Israel. Will I vote for him? Of course not. He's a democrat! And Trump is even better."
lmao trying to find out how many US voters are over there i found this just exactly confirming your thesis
and the ~200k israeli-americans don't even vote in US elections, 1.7 fucking percent. he'd get more overseas votes courting US citizens living in Spain lmao
1.7 fucking percent
That surprises me. I woul have guessed 15+%. I guess they figure they're in the Holy Land with God's approval so voting in the US doesn't matter much. But if Bernie had been the 2016 candidate - the voting percentage would have skyrocketed.
The following made me laugh.
The Trump administration "just came and flipped the script. They said, we don't have to hinge peace in the Middle East on the Palestinians," says Etana Hecht, an Israeli American voter who arrived in Jerusalem with a convoy of cars decorated in Trump flags. She praised Trump's diplomatic agreements brokered between Israel and the United Arab Emirates, Bahrain and Sudan, deals that sidelined Palestinians but enthused Israelis. "We're already looking to make our son's bar mitzvah in Abu Dhabi," Hecht says.
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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