Doing fictional violence against police officers? 
Violating labor laws in real life? 
WE WILL COUP WHOEVER WE WANT
I couldn't bring myself to shoot virtual cops in a videogame
this post was submitted on 05 Dec 2023
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didn't like doing crime
Didn't like doing poor people crime, rich people crime is much more fun
buys crime game: the crime. a video game literally named after a crime where you play as a criminal
they make you do crime in it
Shooting cops is like the least evil thing you can do in gta
You could blow up Zuck's head in 5
You can shoot US soldiers too.
Dumbest man alive
He flashed a flight attendant
it's only a crime if it damages property
otherwise it's just sparkling misbehaviour
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY SNOWFLAKE LIBERAL MUSK
conservatism is the new punk
Michael Graves is that you?
Didn't like doing crime that threatened capital.
What a fucking weenie. This jackass has a platform to talk about appreciating art and fiction, but can't even engage with an opening tutorial. Why do people idolize him?
Why do they think he's a rebel or punk rock?
This post was written by Martin Prince if Springfield existed in South Africa and the bullies failed to whoop his ass
Too much virtue signalling in video games discourse these days
Smh
Since Dan didn't list all the GTA titles, he might as well be showing off how well he can count to 6. And of course we are all very impressed with his abilities. Good for Dan, counting all the way to 6 on his own. Who's a big boy, Dan is, Dan's a very big boy.
And second, imagine being so out of touch that you went into GTAV not aware that you will probably have to do crime... and then use that as an excuse to dunk on the game when you come from a crime family.
Lie about playing a game for internet clout lol.
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A manchild in its literal form. Now I know why I hate the way he speaks so much. Not just on twitter but in real life too. It’s reminiscent of a child at a dinner table trying to impress the adults by being “aware of big people problems”
What a fuckin loser, like holy shit 
LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME
He had all the money in the world. But all he wanted was the one thing money couldn't buy.
Dude has an insane base of dipshit followers who gloom onto him and worship his every footstep. He also maybe possibly has, like, a baby-making ranch full of women he's conned into being his baby-mamas, a few of which sincerely adore him (at least, per TrueAnon).
He's even bought that. He's still not happy, though, cause his cravings constantly exceed his rate of consumption.
Why the fuck would you play GRAND THEFT AUTO if you don't like crime? It's like "FELONY: the vidyagame"
Elon is too busy going to Mars to read trivial things like titles. they're much too complex and require far too much mental capacity to possibly extend his limited remaining energy towards. 
Everything he does is in some way pandering to a group of people. total conman (as in like total football lolk)
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Cops are the only employees he has qualms about harming.
Hardly. Dude's probably hacked a COVID-infused lung onto a thousand members of his security detail by now.
Concerning.
My most chill memories of GTA5 are of using that one subway station in hollywood as an endless bacon smoker. Only one entrance, narrow choke points, multiple fallback positions... that bulletproof glass elevator is such a good spot that the shooting usually only ended when I got bored.
It's about time right wingers had disk horse on shooting virtual cops
Exploiting people’s livelihood for profit is fine with me but shooting cops in video games is where I draw the line
$50 on the table, I'm betting Elon picked up the game, tried to do crimes, failed miserably, and decided Aktuly Doing Crime Not Cool.
considering his elden ring build, this is almost definitely the truth.
He was just trying to brag about playing a mobile game for children , so yeah likely.
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Isn't this Bozo a fan of Cyberpunk 2077? You do crimes in that game, both by in-universe standards and current ones
Ah but you see in CP2077 you are a subcontractor for the cops, so (some) of that murder is actually legal!
Elon the game is called Grand Theft Auto what did you think it was going to be about
What a giant fucking nerd God damn.
Elon shouldn't get the wall he should literally be swirlyed to death.
How does this not pierce the veil for his fan boys this is like 65+ diner patron target audience.
All the people who love how much of an epic troll he is have deffinitely been playing gta 6 since they were 10.
Dude should've been entombed in spitballs like a Pompeii victim by now
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Tell me you're lying without telling me you're lying.
So he's never played a game in which you kill people? i.e. most of them
Or is the argument that cops are better than other people?
Wasn't he literally trying to brag about the graveyards full of bodies thanks to him like last week.
Somehow both of those things are equally embaressing.
The elmo rehabilitation tour. The only gtas he didn't play were san Andreas and v because they were set in la, or maybe another reason
Who is he trying to impress with this weird lie?
This is probably the most pathetic loser take anyone has ever had on GTA. This take makes "GTA makes the kids do crime!" sound cool.
pwease don't make me pway a game with cwime 🥺
Wow Elon is such a good soul 🙏 Bless him
I wonder what his opinion on the mission "No Russian" from Modern Warfare 2 (the original, not the remake).
Criminal doesn't feel right about comminting crimes in a video game. Not what i was expecting to see today
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