what should I do outside anyway? stand around in a parking lot? in the vast sea of parking lots that is the united states of america?
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You tear the asphalt up so grass can grow there, then you touch it.
The grass might grow fucked up like the trees in Love Canal for a few centuries tho
Yell at openly fascist gun nuts about the Gotha Program
I'm lucky in that the Appalachians are only like an hour away from where I live, plenty of grass there
Sounds like loitering to me, Jack
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when a hexbear tells me I should log off so I dust off my 4 volumes of Capital to expose them as a revisionist
Only four?
Grass can't consent to being touched. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
vegans in shambles
Typical carnival
I’m already outside. I’m homeless.
Checkmate, Mr. Chapo.
Recognizing systematic problems doesn't mean you can't give individuals personal advise on how to better themselves.
Actually I wont better myself until communism is fully achieved
See also: 
Me logging out won't change anything. If EVERYONE logs out though maybe.
I'm in your walls
Having a nice time at the park is a twelfth type of liberalism
We should go outside and touch grass collectively.
This is called a music festival.
They moved most of the music festivals in my city from an outdoor lot on dirt to a fully paved asphalt parking lot
Hexbear go to burning man
There is no grass there
The grass is metaphorical
Also the grass will be hella weed
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In Western Washington it ought to be "touch moss" anyway
Don't, it's delicate.
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We all need to sun our assholes a little.
Not as a treat, but as a way to survive.
Gotta process that vitamin d
Being anti-grass and anti-plants is counter-revolutionary and reactionary
Mods please ban these meatsacks who are currently insulting my plants
We must simply call for a general strike for being online. ezpz
Is it liberalism to feed hungry people? Because you can go outside and do that pretty much anywhere, anytime.
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The dialectical union of opposites: knock through one wall of your house and form a party with your neighbour
She's a troskyst, there are 3 parties in that house already
I wont touch grass until a group of people knocks on my door and harass me into join them
Jehovah's Witnessing intensifies 
hexbear: pee pee
also hexbear: poo poo
curious
A beautiful dialectic.
every time i buy a cool mecha model or figure from aliexpress i like to giggle maniacally about how i'm damaging the US economy and benefitting China. am i building communism? 
i never know what to do when I go outside. I go to a concert or something, wander around, go home. I think I'm supposed to have friends or drink alcohol.
Talk to people at concert. If you're at a shoe you're allowed to walk up to strangers and just introduce yourself and ask how people are doing, you'll make some friends eventually. Chit chat with smokers between bands, if it's a smaller show and you liked a band and see someone who played, just go tell them they played a good set, if they're on tour ask how that's been going. People are drinking and in the space between periods of loud music, its a very socially open state.
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free yourself from the blind mechanical process of history! become an anarchist!
Learning calculus is good, actually.
Understanding some of Leibniz's main contributions confers an understanding of the chain of events that is behind every wave of phenomena.
If only there was a school of thought that could resolve these sorts of contradictions. Alas-
we have this struggle session every like 2 months, please calm the fuck down. We're comrades, you don't have to treat people like this when you probably know shit all about whats actually going on with them
Sorry I meant the second phrase not as an insult but as "here's what you gotta do to build some sweet 0.00000001% communism in your area: go and join a union/ an org / etc"
And of course this is a shitpost
literally what i've been saying! How can you build communism without combining into a super-organism? don't bother answering because anything other than a "you can't" is liberalism
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