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There is no refrigeration so most of it'll go bad. Meanwhile, plants last longer and you can replant the seeds and live long provided you find a source of fresh water.

Carnivore diet clowns will die of salmonella.

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[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 64 points 2 years ago

actually I think you're supposed to take the chicken out of the right boat, then take it across, then back, then the goat... wait i need to rethink this

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There's even a live chicken in the right one what the hell?

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Which is great. The chicken can clean you of parasites and make you eggs. That bit of extra fat could give you the energy to build a garden out of those veggies.

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Yeah, chicken is a good commune animal

[–] roux@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What the fuck is boof jork?

[–] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago

straight up jorkin it in this strippet club and by it i mean my peanits

[–] Pili@lemmygrad.ml 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

When you jork off, and then boof your cum.

[–] roux@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

Thanks, I hate it.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)
  • Food that will spoil in the sun within hours

  • Food you can used to grow more food by recycling the seeds and stems

Hmmm...

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

grill-broke i could catch fish with the meat

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

Maybe if you could catch salt with the meat.

[–] neidu2@feddit.nl 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Neither. Where the fuck am I supposed to sit?

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

I was thinking "you are stranded on an island and this self driving boat shows up out of nowhere"

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 44 points 2 years ago

"I'm stranded on an island because I'm too racist to ask the nearby (brown) people for help."

[–] MechanizedPossum@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago

wdym stranded, there's like three boats within shouting range. My main question is if the POV character is a beach resort tourist drinking themselves into a stupor on sugary, premixed cocktails served in a hollowed-out pineapple, a backpacker trying to get rid of their mushroom stash before crossing the border, some digital nomad / travel blogger dipshit extorting hotel staff with their follower count or a British sexpat who could easily be mistaken for the contents of the left boat.

[–] neidu2@feddit.nl 20 points 2 years ago

In that case I'd much rather reflect on the life choices I'd made that landed me in such a stupid situation.

[–] The_Walkening@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago

Love to get in the Meaet boat

[–] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 24 points 2 years ago

I love me some meaet.

[–] Bay_of_Piggies@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

Watermelon! screm2

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

I'd argue patron saint of "humans are obligate carnivores", liver king, sets a pretty good precedent that these people would rather die than eat a vegetable (not dying is gay)

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

Stohenl, my favorite.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

lil chicken

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Can we take a moment to appreciate just how big those carrots and that cabbage are?

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

for all the ai art defenders talking about how awesome it is they do seem to be pretty inept at wrangling it into appropriate imagery for what they're trying too say

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

meaet

stoherrl

I fucking hate this shit, laziest dumbasses fucking shitting out this shit all day fuck you

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

None of those cuts are recognizable and the jerry can(?) in the veggie boat is wide as fuck

[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

Mmmmm, delicious meae🐍

[–] material_delinquent@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I suppose the scenario is wilderness survival. In that case, let's see these guys lit a fire without flint and prevent spoilage in a hot humid climate. Hope they like internal parasites and diarrhea and fighting off random dogs and carrion critters

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The fact that the veggie boat comes with a (unusually wide due to neural net jank) Jerry Can shouldn't be underestimated in a survival scenario, either

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[–] CrimsonSage@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Yeah, I'll take the scurvy with a side of constipation and meat sweats.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wouldn’t the right boat be the most logical since theoretically, the chicken produces an infinite number of eggs until you’re able to reach civilization?

[–] WithoutFurtherBelay@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thats… not how chickens work

[–] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Looks like a rooster too

[–] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 2 years ago

Actually my abandoned tropical island has refrigeration and all the required supporting infrastructure so stay owned 😎

[–] odmroz@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Meat boat has higher caloric density, and will last ok if you jerkify it. BUT chickens lay eggs. And ur right about the seeds. :/ I tell you to look over yonder and try to hastily barge-pole away, one foot on each boat.

[–] odmroz@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

On the horizon, you see me comically sink into the splits, before capsizing both boats. Like Icarus, I had flown too high.

[–] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Sell the AI generated meat to a pig for 30 years of wages and you can retire early and go visit tropical islands all the time.

[–] EatPotatoes@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Meat taste like shit too without some sort of fat, breading or condiment.

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Y'all never heard of seasonings and marinades?

[–] abc@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

I take the right boat - dump half that shit off the side (can you even regrow cabbage or broccoli just by sticking them in the ground??) so me and the chicken have some room with our potato bounty. I cut all the potatoes in half and bury those halves in the ground for future potatoes. I make a chicken enclosure out of the carrots.

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