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[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 92 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Dang the Electronic Frontier Foundation is a lot cooler than I thought

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 80 points 2 years ago

Updating my monthly donation to the Electronic Frontier Foundation to the "white genocide" tier

[–] voight@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Don't you love a conscientious internet rights org that pushes for Western tech companies to be able to ignore China's internet regulations & allow people to organize pogroms

https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2019/10/chinas-global-reach-surveillance-and-censorship-beyond-great-firewall

https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2019/06/30-years-tiananmen-square-state-chinese-censorship-and-digital-surveillance

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[–] star_wraith@hexbear.net 88 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Shortly after Oct 7, Malema was talking about how he wanted to help arm Hamas. Not offer general support, actually sending them guns and shit. Maybe he’a problematic in other areas but he’s an absolute chad in my book.

[–] duderium@hexbear.net 53 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Malema is pro-China, pro-landback, pro-trans, and pro-communism. What more do you want? I think he’s awesome.

[–] voight@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Erm, tone down the anti-White racism???

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[–] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 64 points 2 years ago (2 children)

i have never loved a politician more than i love this dude tbh. i'd be shocked if there's even one white south african who doesn't deserve to be sent back to the netherlands or wherever the fuck they came from

Death to America

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 65 points 2 years ago

Anti-wokeness: The fear minorities will treat you the way you have treated them.

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[–] SovietWaveGoddess@hexbear.net 63 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I fucking love this dude, he rocks

SHOOT TO KILL

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

Everyone loves fascism until someone suggesting doing fascist shit right back to the fascists.

EFF is awesome for exposing CHUD hypocrisy. Like, unironically, I don't want any random-ass white people being ethnically cleansed. I'm a certified cracker and I hope after the revolution, no one does a war crime by deporting me to anti-italian-action. But it sure is interesting how CHUDs talk about the glory of war, how ethnostates are all wholesome chungus...until the global south starts replicating white people tactics.

It's honestly pretty chilling how they believe in no bad tactics, but bad targets.

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[–] CrimsonSage@hexbear.net 60 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I am assuming he is not actually calling for killing anyone, and this is the rightwingers mad that someone wants to take away more of their slaves or some such.

[–] SovietWaveGoddess@hexbear.net 79 points 2 years ago (3 children)

he did sing a song about shooting the white landlord class from the old anti-apartheid days

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So nothing wrong with him then

[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

It's all very vague because Boer can mean an Afrikaaner, an apartheid soldier, or the Afrikaans word for farmer, a cop, or the Apartheid-supporting former National Party.

[–] SovietWaveGoddess@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think we all know what they mean

their next line is literally "the farmer"

Shoot the boer

the farmer

all very based

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago

I like the next verse:

Shoot the boer

Literally the white person listening to this song right now

Yes you

We mean you

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

The word boer also means 'farmer' in the Afrikaans language and, depending on the context, is often a pejorative term for an Afrikaner when used by non-Afrikaners.

Idk why white people get mad at the N word generally being exclusive to black people when they have their own version

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[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 52 points 2 years ago (4 children)

EFF seems based but ngl I think their name is kinda mid. Why not just be the communist party or something? Economic Free Fighters sounds like an AnCap group name.

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 52 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I find their name incredibly funny. It's like reverse national socialist card "it's in the name!".

In Polish it sounds even funnier, "Ruch Bojowników o Wolność Gospodarczą", 100% libertarian name, but no libertarian here even have the balls to name their party like that. Polish wiki cites their ideology as: "national left, anticapitalism, marxism-leninism, panafricanism".

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 51 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There is already a communist party so they cant use that name, and they werent originally communists so any communist like name wouldnt have made much sense back then.

[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Okay, but, putting the word "Economic" in your name just sounds nerdy. Call yourself the "Liberation Front" or something cool sounding.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 46 points 2 years ago (12 children)
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[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 51 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I'm sure this was a big leap for him.

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago

I guess he doesn't realize that the mobile infantry were slaughtered by the hundreds of thousands, somehow they always think they would be the Johnny Rico who makes it back alive with a wound that leaves an aesthetic scar but doesn't actually impede them in any way

[–] ultraviolet@hexbear.net 50 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] SovietWaveGoddess@hexbear.net 43 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

PA

garcia-cock-shotty cracker garcia-aim anti-cracker-aktion

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 43 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Concerning. Looking into it. You have said the actual truth. pit barbara-pit

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

melon-musk: "THE UNTERSMENCH KNOW! SHUT IT DOWN!"

[–] governorkeagan@lemdro.id 42 points 2 years ago
[–] RedQuestionAsker2@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I work with a south African lib and she's real worried about the kill the Boer thing

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 49 points 2 years ago

blushing-engels just become a class traitor

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago

I hope she shits herself over it

[–] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago

I’m really worried that it isn’t gonna happen

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago
[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago

Funny because according to chuds in 2016, white South Africans were basically already being genocided.

[–] iraniangoalsdotcom@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago

boer on the floor!

[–] Torenico@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago

The man who knows his sins is always the most scared.

[–] Vampire@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 45 points 2 years ago

Dunno poll numbers, but they got 11% in 2019 elections.

Fascists and neolibs are panicking because the neoliberal (but formerly radical anti-apartheid) party is on track to get less than 50% of the vote, so they will need to make a coalition to break 50%.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

Boer hunting

The year is 50 years before the present. Transzambezia is entirely occupied by the Anglos and Dutch. Well, not entirely... One small village of indomitable Zulus still holds out against the invaders. ...

[–] ProfessorAdonisCnut@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

So is the whole ICJ genocide case because the government is trying to retain EFF-leaning voters?

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[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

so is this guy actually gonna win is it just cracker panic?

[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago

He has zero chance of winning the 2024 elections. There is a chance the EFF becomes the largest opposition party though. And that's what is scaring the libs

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