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It's the dunk tank.

This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.

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[–] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 77 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

"clean water pls"

le enlightened mayo: "simply walk 200 miles to your nearest mall"

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 65 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I once saw a post making fun of another post lamenting about how workers are forced to stand for no reason instead of being allowed to sit.

The top comment was “capitalism allows you invent a chair if you wanted to sit.”

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 54 points 10 months ago

There's like, 4 dimensions of stupidity in that comment.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago

Sounds like they're the real pinkos, not us.

Supercapitalism is still relevant, right?

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 53 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Well, I did, but then I got arrested for loitering cause I had no money to buy anything

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 48 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Tangentially related to this thread sorta, lived in San Antonio. There's a major bus station by one of the largest malls. Right next to it. But there's two sets of fences between the station and the mall and nothing between, DMZ style.

The red is the best walking path.

Can't have poors in the mall

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 28 points 10 months ago

Bring some wire cutters in case you're running late to your job at The Gap

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

What kind of psychosis makes people think "we must fence in our curb strip"?

[–] pixelghost@hexbear.net 35 points 10 months ago

I got in trouble at a job once for giving someone a cup of water when they asked. Boss told me I should charge a whole dollar for it, because of the cup (I said "sure" and kept giving it away anyway). Policy in most places seems to be to not engage with someone unless they intend to spend money.

Normal and functional country.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 60 points 10 months ago (9 children)

Isn't the water in Flint still literally poisonous?

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 52 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There's like a dozen towns and a few large cities with unsafe drinking water.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 52 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Actually most of the US has unsafe drinking water, and there are over a million kids in the US at any given time currently suffering from acute lead poisoning. The EPA's 15ppb action level is much higher than it should be, and even in spite of that nearly half of Americans are getting water above the action level limit thanks to cheating on water testing, deferring action, and local governments outright lying to people.

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I was going to make a joke about our site's "ppb action level" but over a million kids with lead poisoning is just fucking bleak, goddamn

I live in the Global South and I drink water straight from the tap because it's safe, meanwhile the US is sending ungodly amounts of money to Ukraine and Israel while children's brains melt from heavy metals back home

desolate

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The issue is far from localized to the US. A third of water in Canada is above the more reasonable 5ppb limit here. Many global south countries don't even really bother with testing for things like lead or cadmium because there are far more prevalent contaminants to worry about.

So, yeah. Like 1/2 of the world is basically just letting kid's brains melt from lead and doing nothing about it. Test your own water, you're likely to be surprised.

[–] CarsAndComrades@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

And plane heads have been crybullying an entire planet into allowing them to keep blasting leaded AVGas exhaust directly into the atmosphere where it's most poisonous for the most people. We've had a functional unleaded Aviation fuel with 80UL since 1981 and these dudes just keep screaming "Waaah you're making my casual hobby less fun! What about all those poor farmers who have to fly their own planes to cropdust, are you gonna force them to buy a new plane???" Even though that's bullshit, the excuse has been working for 40 years! 91UL has been commercially available since 2003, and nobody even cares that it requires at worst a retune.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 28 points 10 months ago (2 children)

If I were to put on a tinfoil hat for a second, I'd say that the lead poisoning is on purpose. We saw how it sucked the empathy and critical thinking out of older people, maybe thats the idea. Easier to keep capitalism going when no one has the mind to stop it.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's very very tinfoily. Not wanting to pay for maintenance is significantly more likely.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

I know, thats why I said its tinfoily lol.

[–] axont@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago

That's too structured of a plan for capitalists to pursue. You gotta remember: capital is brutish and lazy above all else.

[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The EPA's 15ppb action level is much higher than it should be

This is a disgusting fact.

To think that the US has set a ppb level like that, which they not only meet but regularly exceed, and meanwhile hexbear has no defined ppb action level and it's definitely not meeting a 15ppb daily posting level routinely.

Lift your game, guys.

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[–] buh@hexbear.net 49 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yet people still use it, indicating market demand for water regardless of the lead content smuglord

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[–] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)

if you can poison the air enough it doesn't matter as much that the water is too covid-cool

[–] envis10n@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago

Big Water did COVID to distract us from their corruption!

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[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 55 points 10 months ago (1 children)

that person lives in the tiniest little bubble world

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 34 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Hey now, don't say that! Seeing that the guy is British, he most likely wants to expand his world...by having his country copy America!

(Unironically, watching Britain's Americanization has been horrifying.)

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

watching Britain's Americanization has been horrifying

and funny, because you get a lot of American-isms introduced into the language because of TV/internet. It's also occurring all over the Angloid countries, especially countries like Australia and NZ. I guess the main downside is the awful politics has become more awful because they've imported the "culture war" nonsense.

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

"Oy, ah yu dis whole woke thingy? Won' be havin' nun of dat here ya soggin' git!"

[–] Barabas@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Privatisation of water treatment has done wonders to help England on the way to not having clean drinking water. The old infrastructure they’ve been coasting on is starting to fall apart now. Love all that raw sewage straight into water systems.

But at least some people made money, and isn’t that what it is all about after all?

[–] drhead@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

But His Majesty's government graciously allows you to take 20 cubic meters of filthy river water per day! How could you possibly need more? /s

(this is apparently what "abstraction allowance" is)

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 44 points 10 months ago

Just move next to the mall.

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 40 points 10 months ago
[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 37 points 10 months ago (1 children)

brb going to live at the pub. I'm glad I only need water during business hours.

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

"Stop banging on the door; I'm having a shower! Water is free in this country! And get hoses so I don't have to bring my own! When I come back to wash my kid there better be proper facilities!"

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

Ethical life pro tip: if you riot hard enough they'll bring out the water cannons to deliver water to you.

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

Also, even if it were a good argument, which it isn't, why would UK law apply anywhere else?

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 36 points 10 months ago

196

Why am I not surprised. Fucking Vaushites.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 24 points 10 months ago

My £40 a month water bill begs to differ.

I'd @ this lemmyworld moron but you know how it is.

[–] regul@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago

There is a guy at my climbing gym who fills up two gallon jugs at the end of every session.

[–] Stephen304@lemmy.ml 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm 99% sure that account is a troll. They previously argued with me that an Asus router can do everything a business grade firewall like opnsense could do, then proceeded to stick their head in the sand and provide no counter when I pointed out several limitations of consumer router hardware and features that even replacing stock firmware won't get you. Their trolling becomes super obvious really quickly.

[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Going to Applebees for half-apps somewhere in the middle of the Sahara and pouring as many glasses of water into my CamelBak as they will refill.

[–] HornyOnMain@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago
[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago

sentence: scaphism. there's free water around the boats.

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