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[–] micnd90@hexbear.net 31 points 10 months ago (3 children)

To be fair he was participating in Free Julian Assange rally. But yeah it still doesn't excuse the fedoras.

[–] voight@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago

We have to honor this dude who tried to work with the feds only to be inevitably betrayed by worshipping fearless truth teller journalism.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Isn’t he associated with the “billion Americans by 2030” writer and his ilk? Or didn’t he go on a half year “journalism” campaign about Hunter Biden’s dick pics lol. Or am I just associating two unrelated bald guys together for some reason

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I mainly know him as the "cops are workers too" guy lol

[–] 420blazeit69@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He's a radlib at best, but that's not really a fair summary of his comments. He said many cops come from the working class (true), and that being a cop is one of the few steady, good-paying jobs readily open to the working class (also true). This was part of a larger discussion on why the working class is not uniformly on board with police abolition.

There are plenty of other points to be made in that discussion, but "this has an economic angle for the working class" is a fair one to mention.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

Naw billion Americans guy was Matt Yglesias I think

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

I think it's a trilby. Fedoras have wider brims.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 28 points 10 months ago

free thought is in trouble

publishes pointless drivel for large audience with zero consequences

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 10 months ago

His face is so smug it looks like it's seconds away from collapsing in on itself.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

The only people who misunderstand George Orwell’s 1984 are those that go around trying to imagine it has a leftist message. It is mistaken to imagine that children in the English-speaking world get his work drilled into them like a mantra because, somehow, genuine socialists managed to sneak his work past a censor that banishes the likes of Karl Marx and Malcolm X.

The less complicated reading is the correct one: it’s an anti-communist book that the establishment pushes, and the right adores and cites constantly, because it is effective anti-communist propaganda.

Let’s part from a very basic fact: The CIA loves Orwell.

Between 1952 and 1957, from three sites in West Germany, a CIA operation codenamed ‘Aedinosaur’ launched millions of ten-foot balloons carrying copies of George Orwell’s Animal Farm, and dropped them over Poland, Hungary and Czechoslovakia — whose airforces were ordered to shoot the balloons down. [1]

The movie adaptation of Animal Farm was the UK’s first animated feature film, and it was entirely funded by the CIA. This fact was kept secret for 20 years, and only revealed in 1974, to no cultural impact. [2]

Orwell enthusiasts insist that he would be horrified by this turn of events, that he was trying to preserve a genuine and humane socialism from the clutches of “Stalinism”. They insist Orwell was against all empires, not just the one he lived in. However, his life and his work rather undermine this interpretation.

from https://redsails.org/on-orwell/

[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 10 months ago

i had no idea.. i've realized most people here and on hexbear hate him but I didn't know exactly why... now I see

thanks for the links

[–] RedQuestionAsker2@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

As a rare Hexbear Orwell enjoyer, I wish these people would engage with his other work.

His essay "Politics and the English Language" in particular is really relevant to how the press is covering Palestine now (or any enemy of the empire).

"Shooting an Elephant" is also a cool look at how the imperialist mind reacts to decolonization and the idea of being irrelevant and powerless.

Of course, I'm sure they wouldn't take the right lessons from them

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

"Shooting an Elephant" is also a cool look at how the imperialist mind reacts to decolonization and the idea of being irrelevant and powerless.

This is overrated by liberals trying to interpret Orwell as not being a reactionary. https://redsails.org/on-orwell/ See also: https://redsails.org/jones-on-animal-farm/

I think he has interesting things to say about language, but his social commentary is garbage.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

... so like, is that hat too small for his head or is that just how you're supposed to wear it?

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The hat is too small. I have a fat head, too - getting measured for mortarboards for graduation with my classmates was a revelation - and most off-the-shelf hats look a little weird on me and give me a headache from being too snug.

I assume he has enough money from grifting to be able to afford custom hats. Does he still party like he thinks he's Hunter S? Maybe he hasn't invested in hats that fit his head because he's still constantly losing the cheap ones.

[–] micnd90@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Now I know why the picture is so funny, he has a smug smirk while wearing a hat that is way too small

tfw my brain so big it outgrew my hat, checkmate atheists

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

it's like the body-builder guys wearing too-small tshirts, except completely unearned

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago

smuglord orwell was right. Free thought is in trouble.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Kinda looks like budget Billy Zahn

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

That's it!

I first saw the photo an hour ago and I just couldn't place it in context.

[–] CTHlurker@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is his head shaped like a traffic cone or does he just not know how to wear that specific type of hat?

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago
[–] Chapo_is_Red@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago

"Orwell was right. Here's a list of subversives the FBI should arrest."

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Can you not wear hats if you're bald? Honestly looking for advice because I never see a hat look good on a bald person.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

hats are cumskin culture, if you dont wear them you are permanently damaging your skin and getting cancer because you arent in the foggy mountainsides of europe

especially true if you dont have hair, that skin is pretty vulnerable

i strongly recommend every bald male to grow a 20 inch beard and wear a giant wizard hat in order to protect as much skin as possible

[–] SovietWaveGoddess@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

would make the world a lot more interesting tbh

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I'm more concerned with getting melanomas and I sweat too much to constantly slather myself in sun screen. I don't recommend wearing a fedora though.

[–] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Bald people are allowed to wear hats.

walter-shock

[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

While he's not wrong, everything about this post is silly. His silly grin, his silly hat, phrasing it as though Orwell has recently appeared on some podcast and talked about this specific moment, using Orwell as your reference part at all really. And also that hat again because fuck that hat.

[–] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why do they all have to wear a trilby to an incredibly boring, dull and mismatched set of clothes with jeans.

Always blue fucking jeans. Not to mention the hat being always black and off the worst and tackiest material ever. Christ they are ruining a perfectly good hat style to feel good about themselves like they are from the 50s and they fuck it up hard.

These dweebs have ruined my perception of the trilby, I get reflexively disgusted when I see someone wear one. Not to mention them calling it a fedora :cringe:

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Always blue fucking jeans.

As a Pole you should recognize jeans as a part of the subversive propaganda carried by CIA basically everywhere they went. Jeans mean "i love America". It's weaker message nowadays after US cultural hegemony plowed everything but it is still there.

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

Good; free thought is commie trash.

Privatize thoughts! Privatize opinions!

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

Idk how anyone can defend this cringe person

[–] Magician@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

I'm glad I never had a hat phase

[–] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"I wear a hat too small for my head, checkmate sjws"

[–] Mokey@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

Guranteed no chops

[–] oahi@aussie.zone 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)