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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 40 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Gotta love how they managed to create a term to delegitimize popular policy and now basically throw it at anything that wasn't devised by ivy league ghouls

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago

the OG populists were pretty good for crackers. proto-socialist farmers that started a little bit of shit before marx really got going.

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 37 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I’m not voting for either of these assholes. The message is pretty damn clear, if the dems want to win so badly give people something to vote for. I hate this goddamn country.

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

Yup my baseline for voting for somebody is "won't continue to do a genocide"

If that is an unreasonable expectation that's the dems problem not mine.

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 37 points 10 months ago (1 children)

nobody should be pro-trump but it is very much not clear who the lesser evil is.

war

border fascism

covid

genocide

and on and on

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If trump were president we'd be doing the exact same thing as far as supporting Isreal but every single lib would have the Palestinian flag in their profile as a reflexive action instead of lecturing people about how what Isreal is doing isn't technically a genocide because they're accidently killing 80% civilians.

[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)

stuff I'm an antiestablishment crank

[–] YourMom@hexbear.net 24 points 10 months ago

Wow, thanks for Trump!

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 35 points 10 months ago

I'm seeing more and more voices who just fucking LOVE genocide and can't WAIT to see how many more genocides Biden does. I'm hearing rumors that he's already got 2 more planned for his next term, so be sure and turn out the vote for GenoBiden

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I'm more of a jank populist. Dems are allergic to doing any popular policy? So are they crank unpopulists?

[–] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Beyond the inherent danger in this strategy, it's also deeply flawed.

motherfucker writes like chatgpt training data

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It kind of makes sense now, I had the causation backwards. It's not that people write like chatgpt, it's that so much of the web's content was written this way when chatgpt was trained.

[–] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

Let's be fair to the blue check, he might just be using chatgpt to draft his tweets.

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 26 points 10 months ago

ah, the old "actually not voting is voting" thing this is fun to do this all over again

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago

This is just unncessarily verbose horseshoe theory because the underlying critcism is that everybody against the status quo is basically the same

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] dolores_clitoris@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

The majority not voting in 2024 aren't going to say shit on social media and continue on with their lives, but the left will get all the blame.

[–] Mokey@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

I dont even care if you vote for Biden anymore. The whole things fake

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/will-stancil

Literally a meme

Stancil joined Twitter in June of 2009, an early user. Throughout the 2010s and 2020s, he posted frequently about policy topics. In the fall of 2023, as the vibescession discourse took off, Stancil became involved in an increasingly intricate series of beefs. It started with him espousing the vibecession, amid pushback from leftists who believed that he was endorsing the status quo. The dispute then escalated into high profile confrontations with presidential candidate Marianne Williamson (seen below left) and pundit Nate Silver (seen below right). In particular, Stancil's dispute with Silver attracted attention and headlines, including retweets from figures like New York Times columnist Ross Douthat.

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

vibescession

Is that a word privileged lanyard types use to claim that the economy is actually great, the poors are just dumb and whiny?

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

Yes. It's the "Aktuly Big Number Go Up, but Trump is winning because the vibes are literally just off".

Just doing the standard neoliberal gaslighting while poverty climbs and the wealth disparity grows ever wider.

[–] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

I don’t not believe the tweet, Trump being the president made libs be more active and question some stuff, but it’s wrong it the sense that I’m not going to personally vote for Trump, I’ve just accepted that he’s most likely going to be the next president. It’s not my fault, I just asked the Dems to not do genocide.

[–] WitchHazel@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's me, I'm cranking populism out of my girl dick every day. There's always so much semi-crispy populism coating my socks that my mom won't do my laundry anymore since everything clumps up into one big ball

[–] YourMom@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wow thanks for giving us Trump!

[–] WitchHazel@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 10 months ago

You're well-cum! It took a lot to birth a 7 foot tall sack of shit out my urethra but it was worth the pain (and pleasure 😏).