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they think the Co-Prosperity Sphere was Japan’s attempt to stop Trans Satanic cults from spreading across the Pacific, and OOP loves Imperial Japan.

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[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 52 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Before 1965 all men were twinks

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 25 points 9 months ago
[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago

arnold invented creatine and soon after men realized they could have straight sex

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 50 points 9 months ago (2 children)

This is a very specific type of brainworm. I think this is a novel discovery

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 33 points 9 months ago

Gotta be careful after covid

[–] Azarova@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago

Mia Mulder has a whole video on these people if you wanna see how deep the rabbit hole goes. Their worldview is absolutely insane, they actually think the world is run by a secret transgender cabal or something and that they're cracking the code by clocking everyone in an even vague position of power.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 44 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You're telling me OP isn't a bit? kiryu-pain

[–] Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net 34 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 32 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Transphobes have replaced every neuron with a brainworm.

[–] Ciel@lemmygrad.ml 26 points 9 months ago

Their heads are just brain worm feeding grounds by now, no neurons left.

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 38 points 9 months ago (16 children)

Japan’s attempt to stop Trans Satanic cults from spreading across the Pacific, and

The absolute brainworms necessary to believe Japan of all fucking places... In the 1930s even.

Like, at least the KMT were Catholic.

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[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 34 points 9 months ago (1 children)

All the "transvetigators" makes a lot more sense if you consider the people posting it have never seen a person of either gender naked.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 23 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Point out the penis on the male body.

Gee, idk, like here? [the navel]

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 22 points 9 months ago

"This guy isn't 40 pounds overweight with a beer gut so clearly they're actually a women"

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[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 34 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Everyone is trans

The whole population

Couples are jumping in and out of maternity beds right when the baby comes

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Everyone is trans

Or Hamas.

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 34 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Dudes have pectoral muscles and/or fat stores there, and his hips are obviously not that wide, that's his jacket.

Are people really this stupid?

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 58 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Sorry, bud. I can recognize milkers from a mile away. And MacArthur has 2 big ones.

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 20 points 9 months ago

Douglas MacArthur Big Naturals

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 23 points 9 months ago

Yes.

Military coats and jackets do be giving hips tho

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 32 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 20 points 9 months ago
[–] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 29 points 9 months ago

This user has never worn a clothe. I assume.

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)

more trans ~~drone pilots~~ nuclear bombing enthusiasts

[–] PaX@hexbear.net 29 points 9 months ago
[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 26 points 9 months ago
[–] TimeTravel_0@hexbear.net 24 points 9 months ago

:jesse-wtf:

[–] sempersigh@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago

What I got from this is that McArthur had a dumptruck

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

I know transvestigators are trying to "trigger" trans folk, but as a trans girl it just cracked me up seeing what bullshit they pull directly out of their ass.

[–] SuperNovaCouchGuy2@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

This week on: "Tweets from the insane asylum"...

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

The more I deal with these people, the more I hate people in general a little bit more

[–] Fishroot@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

This is so far fetched. They could of gone with how his mother is dressing him in dresses when he was a baby (which is not that uncommon in that era)

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

never thought i'd see the day someone managed to be transphobic towards cishet white christian male and connoisseur of Korean genocide, Douglas MacArthur.

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