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they think the Co-Prosperity Sphere was Japan’s attempt to stop Trans Satanic cults from spreading across the Pacific, and OOP loves Imperial Japan.

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[-] nelsnelson@hexbear.net 54 points 7 months ago

Hips width explanation here in this fash apron:

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 25 points 7 months ago

Never skip leg day

[-] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 24 points 7 months ago

:sicko-yes:

[-] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 7 months ago

Submissive and breedable

[-] Comradesexual@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 7 months ago

Why did he poopy his pants so much?

[-] space_comrade@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

What's with those weird ass pants anyway? Why did that become fashionable among these fucks? Were they compensating for their chicken legs?

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

They're horse riding pants. Idk the exact mechanics but apparently they help ride a horse.

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[-] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 52 points 7 months ago

Before 1965 all men were twinks

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 25 points 7 months ago
[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

arnold invented creatine and soon after men realized they could have straight sex

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 50 points 7 months ago

This is a very specific type of brainworm. I think this is a novel discovery

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 33 points 7 months ago

Gotta be careful after covid

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[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 44 points 7 months ago

You're telling me OP isn't a bit? kiryu-pain

[-] Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net 34 points 7 months ago
[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 32 points 7 months ago

Transphobes have replaced every neuron with a brainworm.

[-] Ciel@lemmygrad.ml 26 points 7 months ago

Their heads are just brain worm feeding grounds by now, no neurons left.

[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 38 points 7 months ago

Japan’s attempt to stop Trans Satanic cults from spreading across the Pacific, and

The absolute brainworms necessary to believe Japan of all fucking places... In the 1930s even.

Like, at least the KMT were Catholic.

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[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 34 points 7 months ago

Everyone is trans

The whole population

Couples are jumping in and out of maternity beds right when the baby comes

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 25 points 7 months ago

Everyone is trans

Or Hamas.

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 34 points 7 months ago

All the "transvetigators" makes a lot more sense if you consider the people posting it have never seen a person of either gender naked.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 23 points 7 months ago

Point out the penis on the male body.

Gee, idk, like here? [the navel]

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 22 points 7 months ago

"This guy isn't 40 pounds overweight with a beer gut so clearly they're actually a women"

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[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 34 points 7 months ago

Dudes have pectoral muscles and/or fat stores there, and his hips are obviously not that wide, that's his jacket.

Are people really this stupid?

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 58 points 7 months ago

Sorry, bud. I can recognize milkers from a mile away. And MacArthur has 2 big ones.

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago

Douglas MacArthur Big Naturals

[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 23 points 7 months ago

Yes.

Military coats and jackets do be giving hips tho

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 32 points 7 months ago
[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago
[-] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 29 points 7 months ago

This user has never worn a clothe. I assume.

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 27 points 7 months ago

more trans ~~drone pilots~~ nuclear bombing enthusiasts

[-] PaX@hexbear.net 29 points 7 months ago
[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 26 points 7 months ago
[-] TimeTravel_0@hexbear.net 24 points 7 months ago

:jesse-wtf:

[-] sempersigh@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago
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[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago

What I got from this is that McArthur had a dumptruck

[-] SuperNovaCouchGuy2@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

This week on: "Tweets from the insane asylum"...

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

I know transvestigators are trying to "trigger" trans folk, but as a trans girl it just cracked me up seeing what bullshit they pull directly out of their ass.

[-] M68040@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago

The more I deal with these people, the more I hate people in general a little bit more

[-] Fishroot@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago

This is so far fetched. They could of gone with how his mother is dressing him in dresses when he was a baby (which is not that uncommon in that era)

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

never thought i'd see the day someone managed to be transphobic towards cishet white christian male and connoisseur of Korean genocide, Douglas MacArthur.

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