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"Shots fired" (hexbear.net)
submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net to c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net
 

He rolled on the ground, unloaded a full clip into his own police car where there was a HANDCUFFED SUSPECT and yelled things like "shots fired" and "I'm hit"

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[–] LeninsWorldTour@hexbear.net 36 points 9 months ago

isn't this the plot to chicken little

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 35 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Our goons really are trained by the idf-cool.

That bastard should be in a clinical mental institution, not a cop.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 35 points 9 months ago (1 children)

lol, if someone told me this was a guerilla promotional campaign for Hot Fuzz I would absolutely believe it

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[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 34 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

When you think yourself an action hero, even mudane everyday noises sound like a threat

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 34 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Oh sure but when I climb aboard a roller coaster with a belt fed machine-gun, tie on a blindfold, and hold down the trigger the entire duration of the ride they kick me off the force.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago

forgot to say "shots fired"

rookie mistake

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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 32 points 9 months ago
[–] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 31 points 9 months ago

A troop of adolescent chimpanzees would be a better peace keeping force.

[–] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 30 points 9 months ago

Literal baby brain shit.

[–] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 27 points 9 months ago

DEEZ NUTS

officer-down

GOTTI

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 26 points 9 months ago

Keystone cops

[–] redtea@lemmygrad.ml 24 points 9 months ago

How much does the US rely on tourism? This is the kinda shit that makes me not want to visit.

[–] Tychoxii@hexbear.net 24 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

holy shit that video is so good

:wiggum-officer-down:

[–] Bay_of_Piggies@hexbear.net 22 points 9 months ago

This is straight out of the simpsons

[–] sir_this_is_a_wendys@hexbear.net 21 points 9 months ago

the acorn and suspect have been charged with attempted murder

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