😔 this wouldn't keep happening if they got rid of the random guy who keeps hanging around Commander and answers no when staffers ask "does your dog bite"😭

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 38 points 7 months ago

Uncritical support

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 35 points 7 months ago

Comrade Commander 😍

[-] Zuzak@hexbear.net 34 points 7 months ago

Nice to have someone in Washington on our side no-dogs-no-masters

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 30 points 7 months ago

A dog that is properly cared for and who lives in a suitable environment does not bite people all the time. Genocide Joe got himself a dog as a propaganda prop without ever intending to be a responsible owner. Now we are seeing the signs of animal abuse. He is an evil asshole through a d through.

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago

Yea it's wild that people gave trump shit for not having a dog so Biden got some to be better than Trump, evidently never having owned a dog before, and then apparently abused the shit out of it based on its behavior.

[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 7 months ago

Or people just keep messing with that dog, thinking that because he's The President's™️ dog he won't bite.

[-] space_comrade@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Nah this is definitely a dog with behavioral issues. My guess is nobody actually socialized the dog and it was largely neglected except for getting fed.

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

maybe all secret service agents come across as threats and / or non-humans

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 7 months ago

Biden: "this dog symbolises America"

Dog: bites everyone

[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 7 months ago

Bites everyone and gets away with it

[-] johnmccainstumor@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago

The dog could just be an asshole.

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 30 points 7 months ago

headpat

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 30 points 7 months ago

Direct action gets the goods.

[-] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 28 points 7 months ago

TREASONOUS secret service members slathering themselves in anchovy oil to ENTRAP loyal HERO dog

[-] Zuzak@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago

Kinetic mouth related incidents between secret service agents and dog leave 24 injured.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 27 points 7 months ago

If I had any skill I'd edit the audio of a Whitehouse press conference to have the sounds of a dog snarling, panicked shouting, radio crackles, and maybe an occasional gunshot in the background.

[-] ElGosso@hexbear.net 25 points 7 months ago

stalin-gun-1 doggo-matapacos

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 24 points 7 months ago

freedom-and-democracy

[-] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 24 points 7 months ago

Hope the good boy drew blood in every case

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 22 points 7 months ago

Old man Biden's dog gonna bite you kiddo.

[-] abc@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago

Comrade Commander rat-salute-2

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago

Commander Bitin'

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago

CNN has been bought out by the Kremlin which is why the story is being reported right now.

[-] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago

And God only knows how many people those secret service agents have bitten in turn. Soon all of Washington will be infected, and after that... The world.