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[–] angrytoadnoises@lemmygrad.ml 104 points 8 months ago (6 children)

W-what? Why? Seriously, what sort of message is this supposed to impart? The 'Seriously, we missed you' sign makes it seem like a corps genuinely trying to welcome everyone back in and rebuild an 'office culture'

But the other two are genuinely mean spirited? 'hey are you glad we get to tell you how to dress again?' and 'you enjoyed working with your pets i bet, fucking loser'

I would actually be boiling with rage. I'm never going back to the fuckin office, especially not now that it seems it's a possibility they're going to demean me lol

[–] davel@hexbear.net 53 points 8 months ago (2 children)

In a slightly less shitty world, they were planted by culture jammers.

[–] RustyVenture@hexbear.net 31 points 8 months ago

This is what I told myself. Either that or someone in the graphics department is (rightfully) pissed off.

[–] glans@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago

Yeah maybe it's an Operation Iraqi Liberation type thing

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 28 points 8 months ago

They live entirely in their own world where all of this is completely naturalized and there's nothing but irony in the "lol fuck mondays" type of sterilized complaining about the world you can do while maintaining social niceties at work.

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Remember Cato the Elder treatise about agriculture especially the part about slaves? Those are those type of people, they just cannot literally whip you anymore so they pass the time inventing new ways of psychical abuse.

[–] theturtlemoves@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago

Maybe they want to fire people, but don't want to pay severance?

[–] sappho@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

If you put real valid complaints into sleek advertising and posters, it normalizes them. It says, "You being forced to wear uncomfortable clothes, and spend most of your one precious life around people you do not love, is a normal human experience. Just as normal and inoffensive as all the other advertising and relatable memes you see every day." In the same way you ignore the ads, and make mundane and ordinary the things you hear over and over again, they say: Ignore your discomfort. Do not let it sit unintegrated in your mind for so long that it drives you to reflection, or god forbid, to action. This is how you should react to these feelings. This is how every one of your coworkers, putting up these signs without protest, placidly walking through these doors after you, has reacted.

[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 84 points 8 months ago
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 65 points 8 months ago (1 children)

They payed someone to make those

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 50 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Those were approved by a group of people. Multiple people looked at them and said they were a good idea

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 61 points 8 months ago

"i keep trying to commit suicide-by-proletarian-uprising but they never rise up!"

[–] Blep@hexbear.net 54 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I can hear their smug laughter right now. Unironically cartoon villain shit.

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 48 points 8 months ago (1 children)

it's a shame the people responsible for those weren't thrown out of a window

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 30 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Be the change you want to see in the world

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 22 points 8 months ago

i don't believe in borders, but the hogs guarding them do.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 46 points 8 months ago

When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 41 points 8 months ago (1 children)

”I will raise my children as Maoists."

  • Every single employee in that company.
[–] huf@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

if only, but you know they'll raise them to hustle and grind or some shit.

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 16 points 8 months ago

Hustle (to Shaanxi to avoid encirclement by Nationalists) and Grind (the Nationalists down via protracted people's war).

[–] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 38 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

This was back when work from home first started coming to an end in like mid-late 2022, bleak as fuck

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 31 points 8 months ago

We should make them all wear sweatpants when they swing from the gallows.

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Yes, if office workers don't hate their work with passion, something in the stars is aligning wrong and make their bosses very uncomfortable.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

porky-scared-flipped: "QUIET QUITTING!? MUH COMPANY LOYALTY! DEAD!"

Smugly taunts his employees first chance he gets

This isn't a communism thing, it should be a criminal offense to be this spoiled rotten as a person.

[–] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago

The only option would do be take your sweatpants and your dog (emotional support animal for workplace ptsd) to the office, except your dog isn’t a real ESA it’s one of Biden’s rapid German shepards and he loves the taste of Armani suits

[–] mango@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

Least evil corporation

[–] HelltakerHomosexual@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

i would start building communism in the lobby out of sheer spite