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[–] wombat@hexbear.net 107 points 8 months ago (6 children)

I’m an Iranian immigrant. You really just need to remind her of the benevolence of the west. Austria, France, and the USA showed my family clemency and grace. Austria and France let them in as refugees, the US gave them citizenship. They’re successful business owners. I’m in law school and work for the CA legislature. This kind of success story does not exist outside of the west. Seriously, immigrants have no better choice than a western country, and that’s where my loyalty lies because of the huge chance and opportunity the west gave my family.

agony-shivering

[–] YearOfTheCommieDesktop@hexbear.net 99 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

This kind of success story does not exist outside of the west

This. This is the completely unquestioned propaganda nugget that holds the whole belief system together. Who told you that? Why would you believe that?

Enormous, and economically successful countries like China, just have no immigrants, no refugees, and no social mobility? (not that the US has a ton, there's a lot of unacknowledged luck involved in this story too)

This story can absolutely happen in other countries. China even has a higher income mobility than the US. And if you look at the statistics, immigrants are actually disproportionately likely to be pulled down into the cycle of poverty that exists in the US, there's an alternate universe not so different from our own where this dipshit's parents had the resources to leave Iran, eventually landed in the US, and actually experienced downward mobility not upward, and rather than becoming exploiters themselves, hit a speed bump along the way like a serious injury or foreclosure or god knows what else and instead became destitute low-wage workers, who can't afford to live in (most of anyhow) CA, send their kid to law school to do unpaid internships, etc.

This person really has not considered that they aren't the protagonist of real life and most people's stories don't look like theirs

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 56 points 8 months ago

This person has clearly never even left California

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 47 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Of course it’s an Iranian. They’re becoming more obnoxious than Cubans on the internet.

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[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 34 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I've heard like a million stories of Middle Eastern medical doctors and professors who had to become cab drivers when they came to the US.

[–] MelianPretext@hexbear.net 26 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The top brass crème of compradors have had that happen to them once they got to the land of milk and honey. The former finance minister of Afghanistan now does Uber driving in DC.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2022/03/18/afghanistans-last-finance-minister-now-dc-uber-driver-ponders-what-went-wrong/

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[–] ZoomeristLeninist@hexbear.net 73 points 8 months ago

They're successful business owners

ask this person what their parents did in Iran. ill bet they were also bourgeois there

[–] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 58 points 8 months ago

Betting 100$ that this guy calls other immigrants 'illegals'

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 52 points 8 months ago

"wow the west didn't execute my family at the customs booth just because we come from a race of backwards communist islamist psychopaths. truly liberal democracy is the way, the truth, and the light."

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 50 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Iranian immigrant

Shah simp spotted. Opinion disregarded.

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 37 points 8 months ago

Surprised they said Iranian and not Persian

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[–] edge@hexbear.net 98 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I find it fascinating how every single time it is the exact same arguments, same wording, same tactics.

The only acceptable topic is the genocide perpetrated by the Oppressor on the Oppressed If you bring up any other topic, ask any question, anything at all, you don't think Palestinians are people It is like you, and her, are reading from the exact same ideological manual. it is scary.

Liberals really struggle with moral consistency.

It "sounds like we're reading from the same manual" because it's the natural reaction to a fucking genocide.

It's the same arguments and wording because it's 100% correct and it's all that should be needed.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 62 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

When their arguments all sound the same, it’s because they’re brainwashed.

When our arguments all sound the same, it’s a sign that we’re the adults in the room.

[–] Ideology@hexbear.net 49 points 8 months ago

During one of the news cycles, I accidentally clicked to view a pic and it was of a lady slumped over in her car with a gunshot wound in her head and was like "nope, I'm good. Absolutely fuck all of this and everyone who supports it."

I can't fucking imagine that but 20000 times.

[–] Tommasi@hexbear.net 95 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Very nuanced, not-at-all-racist liberals pretending PoC only care about Palestine because of "tribalism" and not because it's genocide.

[–] ZoomeristLeninist@hexbear.net 69 points 8 months ago

neolibs: tribalism is bad, thats why i support reaching over the aisle and working with republicans to execute immigrants

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 44 points 8 months ago

Weird how a kneejerk support for the US and a refusal of listening to anyone who does otherwise isn’t considered “tribalism”

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 94 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

I’m an Iranian immigrant. You really just need to remind her of the benevolence of the west.

lmaooooooooooo

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[–] very_poggers_gay@hexbear.net 80 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Same. A lot of my Muslim friends are completely off the rails now. The post Oct 7 reaction is shocking honestly.

Of course, those who strongly oppose genocide and reject the system responsible are off the rails.

But the smug, suburbanite neoliberals endlessly denying, normalizing, or defending the genocide on reddit are practically glued to the rails. saul-your-honor

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 43 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Can we please glue them to the rails?

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 80 points 8 months ago (2 children)

My friend of Algerian descent is getting radicalised, fast, and I don't know what to do

Neolib's friend go on Chapo

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 58 points 8 months ago

Hmm better condescend and lecture, I bet that will work

[–] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 57 points 8 months ago

My friend of Algerian descent is getting radicalised, fast, and I don't know what to do

Turns out that surviving victims of colonialism would like other victims to survive.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 79 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I have a very educated Palestinian colleague who on October 9th was talking to me about Apartheid states and European (sole!) responsibility for Hamas' acts of 'defence'.

Some of these things are as built into people as allegiance to a football team.

He's very educated, and a Palestinian. Hmmm... Time to discard his opinion!

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 58 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It reminds me of Christians who post shit like “My best friend just came out as gay. How do I get him to convert back to a straight man and get him to repent???”

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 46 points 8 months ago

"Best I can do is straight" trans-hatch

[–] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 71 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The bill is coming due for the global colonizer complex, and they can't even handle the idea. Further, I want every single cracker in that thread really fixing their faces to shittalk Fanon put on pikes and paraded through downtown Atlanta

[–] 666PeaceKeepaGirl@hexbear.net 61 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It is getting genuinely scary, I am pretty sure that if a politician was attacked or killed

Oh no, not the politicians!

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 61 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

And the thing is, Bernie endorsed POTUS a long time ago, but you'd be forgiven for forgetting that given how rabid some of his followers still are.

lmao

When you define the world into oppressor and oppressed and justify anything the oppressed do against the oppressor you’re going to manufacture this type of insanity. This philosophy has become extremely common in US higher education, unsurprised to see it growing elsewhere too.

This doesn’t really explain it though. Jews have been the group that has most consistently been oppressed throughout world history.

Hmmm perhaps there's something going on here that you're failing to grasp

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 49 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Literally most of his followers ended up voting for Hillary and Biden lol. Who are these people mad about???

[–] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 49 points 8 months ago

It doesn't matter what "most" of his supporters did, any number of his former supporters who didn't fall in line when he did is all that's needed to condemn the entire movement.

[–] Saeculum@hexbear.net 47 points 8 months ago

For fucks sake, it's not like his voters are feudal vassals he can pass on to his liege.

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[–] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 60 points 8 months ago

Neoliberals are creepy to me. It's unfathomable to me that you could have this reaction to a genocide and to other people caring about it.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 60 points 8 months ago

Surreal in a sense since so much shit happens in Syria and I doesn't even register

Is there such a thing as a Freudian typo?

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 58 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Tbh, and this may be an unpopular opinion, but just remain their friend and don’t get involved discussing these issues and show them love. Just say you disagree if they bring up politics.
I have a friend who is a Twelver Shia who idolises Soleimieni. We just don’t discuss these things and remain good friends. If you want to change their mind, it is more likely their mindset will shift if they are close to someone who thinks different.

Would you say the same thing about a neo Nazi?

The answer has to be yes. [some shit about the bible]

This is the problem with liberals lol. They’ll know someone they disagree with on such a fundamental level, but they’re too much of a birch to confront them

[–] 420blazeit69@hexbear.net 46 points 8 months ago (1 children)

To let things slide for the sake of peace and friendship when a person has clearly gone wrong, and refrain from principled argument because he is an old acquaintance, a fellow townsman, a schoolmate, a close friend, a loved one, an old colleague or old subordinate. Or to touch on the matter lightly instead of going into it thoroughly, so as to keep on good terms. The result is that both the organization and the individual are harmed. This is one type of liberalism.

mao-wave

It does take skill, effort, and patience to talk about major points of disagreement (and actually go in depth on them) without blowing up a friendship. But that's valuable stuff to develop anyway, and if you can't talk to a friend about topics like this, how are you supposed to have the same conversation with strangers?

[–] very_poggers_gay@hexbear.net 43 points 8 months ago

When a liberal says something like "just remain their friend and don’t get involved discussing these issues and show them love. Just say you disagree if they bring up politics", I wonder how much of that response comes from them knowing very little about what they actually believe. Like, could they really explain how they arrived at their opinion or why they believe the things they do in conversation?

Or is it just like taking medication - "I don't know how it works but this is what I was prescribed"?

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 58 points 8 months ago (1 children)

But she is getting obsessed with her "Algerian identity", talking about how "look what the French did to my people", when she is of French nationality.

Ah yes, because citizenship should blind one to what their country did to their people, and in living memory no less. Also the slaughter of peaceful French Algerian protesters by a chief of police who served in Vichy France.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 47 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I’m of American nationality and I will never forgive the great satanic nation for forcing my family to bring me over here

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[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 55 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Your friend needs a life. Join a gym with her, start a running club, get her a Switch, get her obsessed with something besides social media.

Have you thought about play vibeo gameos so ur friend don't think abt her current country's destruction and immiseration of her natal country and possibly her growing self awareness that but for a few lucky breaks she would probably be on the business end of the extractive apparatus she currently benefits from?

[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 38 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ironically, that recommendation of various forms of escapism is the opposite of "having a life".

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 34 points 8 months ago

Yeah, absolutely the pinnacle of r/neoliberalism to give advice about a friend who's obviously feeling a lot of stress about current events that amounts to "have you tried looking for ways to get her to stop talking about it?"

[–] Des@hexbear.net 36 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

this woman sounds cool as shit hopefully we'll see her around here once she ghosts this asshole

also once again im reminded why i think this tiktok ban might actually go through this time. it's because of palestine, not "muh evil ccp brainwashing"

[–] What_Religion_R_They@hexbear.net 36 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Wonder how many of these "radicalization bad" people will say "war is war, vote joe baidn" when you bring up 30,000 civilians murdered in less than half a year. God forbid a resistance group fights back 😔

[–] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 28 points 8 months ago

They nuked somebody who mentioned 30k in that thread iirc

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 36 points 8 months ago

Every single one of these people has a monocle and it is currently popping out in shock

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 36 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Not everything a resistance movement does is justifiable. But if you’re more concerned about them and not the fact that they’re fighting back an oppressive force, then you’re probably an inhumane Nazi who supports the oppressive force. They literally did this with Ukraine, and I would say that situation was more “complicated” compared to Palestine and Israel where the situation is much clearer. But no. Palestinians’ complexion is too olive. You need nooooance

I’m interested to know how many of these POC are actually friends with the neoliberals vs. if the neoliberals are delusional and think these people still like them vs. the neoliberals not revealing their demonic faces because they know they would immediately be ostracized

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[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 31 points 8 months ago (5 children)

Have you considered the fact she has grown up her entire life in countries that are NOT welcome to her?

Since 7th October, we have been bombarded with footage of cities being flattened, hundreds of thousands of people being displaced, towns in the West bank that were mentioned in the Bible get flattened and replaced with condominiums and refugees running towards the first food they have seen in weeks get shot at by machinegun and drones.

All this death and destruction, and its constantly just explained as Necessary, or that the killings were justified.

Algerian colonial history can be summed up as the French not seeing the Local Arab population as human beings. This Dehumanised view leads to treatment that is utterly indifferent to suffering at best and sadistic at worst.

Now we are watching the same attitudes and actions happen again in real time.

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She has grown up in countries much more welcome to her than Algeria, where being Bi is literally illegal, where women have fewer rights, where atheists basically don't exist in public, where activists like her are routinely abused and killed.

Algerian colonial history? Sure. But it's been 60 years now of brutal conservative autocracy, and that's Algeria, too.

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Response from the poster I originally quoted above:

Makes you wonder what sort of place Algeria would be if it was a French colony for over a century.

We can talk about all the terrible things France did to oppress, exterminate, and abuse Algerians during that period and you might shrug it off as "thats in the past, we dont do that now", but then you look at what is going in in Gaza and its the same sort of violence, the same mass displacements, and the same seizures of wealth and land by the powerful from people who have lived there for thousands of years,

-14 votes

Yup, I'm glad I left reddit.

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[–] Zuberi@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 8 months ago (1 children)

God wtaf are those comments.

Those aren't real people, I refuse to believe they aren't bots.

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