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[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 65 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 61 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Nobody better call me a good boy, because I am strong, I am in control soviet-huff

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 60 points 7 months ago

✔️ Featherless

❌ Biped

Yeah I can verify that is indeed not a man

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 60 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Chuds seem to get their entire understanding of what feminism is from femdom fetish content.

Also manosphere content aside, this is kind of an excessive level of pet grooming. Some of this is actively harmful if done too frequently so hopefully it's not all a weekly routine or anything.

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Huh. That would actually make a lot of sense, if their only understanding of "feminism" is watching porn.

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[–] mustGo@hexbear.net 58 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Walking into an incel podcast holding up a dog: "Behold a feminist" dog-screm

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 47 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Video about a cute well trained dog getting groomed

Men: Anyway here's how feminism is poisoning the blood of white people.

[–] mustGo@hexbear.net 42 points 7 months ago

Imagine being loved, clean and well fed.

Wow I would really hate to be that dog crush

[–] PaX@hexbear.net 54 points 7 months ago (1 children)

frothingfash speech-side-l-1Feminism is turning men into cute, soft dogs!speech-side-l-2

sicko-wistful

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 47 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's so FUCKING annoying how twitter forces you to make an account to see the replies dunking on dipshits like this. FUCK YOU Elon and FUCK TWITTER BLUE, the mark of the absolutely unhinged.

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago (3 children)
[–] Rx_Hawk@hexbear.net 28 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

When you definitely understand how dogs work.

[–] Rx_Hawk@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I’m no expert but from what I understand, apart from nursing, all the canines in a pack do the same thing

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago

That is largely correct, yeah. Dogs and even wolves largely don't have significant role differences outside of the parent/child pack structure. The whole "alpha" thing is nonsense, the "pack leaders" are just the parents of their pups who hang out with them into adulthood

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago

Dogs are immune to the woke mind virus.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago

Or they're ridiculously horny for Andrew Tate.

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[–] POKEMONGOTOTHEGULAG@hexbear.net 45 points 7 months ago

I think a lot of men would enjoy to be taken care like this

[–] FoolishFool@hexbear.net 40 points 7 months ago

Imagine being so black-pilled that an objectively cute dog makes you feel contempt.

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 34 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Getting a dog and naming her Feminism as a bit.

"Look at what Feminism is doing to...!"

[–] Magician@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago

I hope Biden names his next dog Feminism.

"Feminism maimed three secret service agents!"

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago

That would at least explain why they keep acting like feminism shit in their shoes.

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 31 points 7 months ago

Goddamn that's a cute video.

Also if feminism means free spa days for men, who tf is gonna complain about that?

[–] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 31 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Comrades! Behold! My new dog!!

possum-dog

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago

I rate your dog 15/10

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 25 points 7 months ago

They've turned the dogs against us limmy-what scared

Naoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 24 points 7 months ago

This is exactly what they WANT.

To soften men up and peg them ~~into not being able to have a say in the world.~~

hyperflush

[–] EnsignRedshirt@hexbear.net 22 points 7 months ago

Everyone do yourselves a favor and watch the video itself. S-tier palate cleanser.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago (2 children)

https://youtube.com/shorts/C7xttGRh8gA?si=2sB0w9vh6FGnwTgS

Channel of the dog if you want to turn your brain into mush watching cute doggie get pampered

[–] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago

Masculinity is when you are docile and weak unless women can be controlled.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Hi I would like to apply for the position of "Foley Artist for Videos of Cute Animals Being Pampered" please.

I'm sure the camera's microphone couldn't have possibly picked up the sound of a Q tip gently cleaning a dog's ear like that, so someone has to be a Foley artist

[–] booty@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Yeah I'm pretty sure most of this is foley. A couple of sections really give it away, like the noise of dog chapstick or whatever being rubbed on its nose. There's no way that shit makes a sound lol

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago

Uncritical support to feminism in its crusade to turn all men into puppyboys honestly.

[–] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 17 points 7 months ago

I wish I was as cute as that pup, come on feminism! We need to push for more, clearly!

[–] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago

This is unimaginably cute. The only thing I ever put on my dog is musher's secret, and she barely tolerates it.

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Wow that's a pampered and surprisingly chill dog. If I did that to any of my dogs (RIP) they would've been moving the whole time

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The gall to spew that shit when misogynists have demanded weakness and docility from women for god knows how long, under the threat of violence

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[–] WaterBowlSlime@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Dog ear drops are a thing? Wild. But surely it can't be safe to put dog q-tips in their ears when we're not supposed to put q-tips in human ears.

[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago

Dogs with drop ears in particular can be prone to getting itchy due to moisture build-up that can lead to minor infections, think like athlete's foot and not like a massive life-threatening infection.

You can mitigate it by doing stuff like regularly plucking the hairs from the inside of their ears, ensuring that their ears are fully dried whenever they get wet and stuff like that but even then it can still be a recurrent problem and you can get ear cleaning drops for pets that are usually just salicylic acid solution and some other ingredients that helps clean out the ear. Note that this is just for maintenance and not for treating an actual problematic or serious infection.

Dogs ears also have these external bumpy bits that are probably cartilaginous that have crevices between them that can accumulate gunk so you can clean these bits with a q-tip but you have to be very careful that your dog doesn't quickly jump up or shake its head. Tbh just use a cloth or tissues or something because it's really not worth the risk.

Also please for the love of dogs, do not use human cosmetic products on dogs.

Human cosmetic products are safe for human skin contact but that doesn't mean they are safe for dogs. In particular there are quite a few essential oils that you may find in human cosmetic products that are absolutely not safe for dogs and can be quite toxic to them. It's just not worth the risk.

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[–] glans@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

that dog is sedated right?

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 7 months ago

Probably, though some dogs don't mind having their nails clipped and stuff though, especially if they were trained when they were young to be ok with it. It depends on their temperament and training a lot.

[–] AdlachGyfiawn@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I can't speak for dogs but one of my cats lets me cut his nails and purrs the whole time. The other starts swatting at me if I cut my own nails. Animals have little personalities.

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