He's getting roasted on Bluesky.
telling on themselves lmao. this would comfortably fit in my compact hatchback
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Could fit just as much in trunk of a Corolla LMAO
except the engine would actually pull the weight of the cargo and not the 4-ton exterior
A tiny kei van could haul much more than that lmao.
Some insurgent in Syria can carry an anti air gun on the truck bed of a 1980s Toyota pickup that’s been repaired and Frankenstein’d through 6 generations of fighters
Technical(ly) correct, the choice of every discerning freedom fighter! 
Lmao that's what you call a truck?
It's my BIG LOAD truck for my BIG LOADS.
No loads refused
These loads are smaller than mine. That’s bad.
At Bluesky I had to mute
- load
- loads
- Cybertruck
They just can't stop themselves from dunking on Mr. Big Loads.
We're reaching levels of cope that shouldn't be possible.
My fav part of this is y'all bringing up old crusty compact & subcompact cars to dunk on this thing with. ❤
Passing a cybertruck in a screaming shitbox that's begging for death is a goal of its own
I remember my mother buying like 2000 pounds of gravel/stones and loading it in the back of our tiny compact Kia Rio, it bottomed out the suspension and was one of the worst rides home. More than triple what he has, and that little car kept trucking for over 20 years.
how did you even unload that?
They were in 50 pound bags
I am not sure why I pictured two tonnes of loose gravel in a wagon.
There are people who can bring this with them on a bicycle, but everyone can bring this along in any car with a fucking trunk.
any car with a fucking trunk.
What is this wizardry?
You can fit 1/3 of that in a wheelbarrow and carry it comfortably with your arms and legs wtf lmao. That's 3 wheelbarrows worth of cargo.
I work in logistics and sometimes have to contract out cowboy carriers, and every so often we get a chud with a lifted and burgered out truck. Can’t wait until we get someone with a cybertruck for our big loads.
I’ve carried more in my honda fit, lmao
Is that nine (nine) bags of soil? Man some people really out there telling on themselves.
I used to have a mini cooper that I loaded up with more camera gear.
You can fit that in a Smart Fortwo
i saw a dude with twice as much out a sedan yesterday lmao
Taking the ultimate load
average truck owner behavior
this has to be a bit. those could fit in my Golf
A random Suzuki Carry in Asia with its 600cc engine straining to carry itself, the half tonne of cargo in its bed and the tonne of cargo on the trailer behind it along an unmetaled road - “am I a joke to you?”
Also the Suzuki Carry won't have a potential total engine shut down for... reasons.
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I'd actually love to see some kind of hauling competition between a Suzuki Carry and a Cybertruck. I bet the Cybertruck would have some kind of issue within the first 30 minutes and the Cybertruck bros would explode in anger saying stuff like "Look, the Cyber is clearly superior and it would have won and it should have won. The Carry got lucky on the five percent incline test when the Cyber shut down for unknown reasons." The bros might even create elaborate conspiracy theories to explain the loss.
When you see the loads and torture mini trucks of all types are put under across the world, it makes me wonder what the hell the point of any burger truck is?
Other than to create an aesthetic of a class the driver is larping as belonging to, but even then, nobody uses a lifted f150 for any real work so what are they even pretending to be?
so what are they even pretending to be?
The Rock?
I haul that much topsoil or mulch in a Chevrolet Spark all the time.
Spark is kinda cute ngl
Damn, that box can haul as much as my buddys old Sunfire.
That tweet is deleted of course. But I did look around @DirtyTesLa's account. And I did find this funny tweet to him.
People always have to compare sizes of their things
https://nitter.poast.org/andrew0i0d/status/1776844393766600750#m
Don't ask me why that Nitter instance is still working. I have no idea.
so much room for activities in the back
That would have probably fit in just the passenger seat of my old taurus lmao