The UK is a parody country that has effectively managed to synthesise all the worst parts of feudalism and neoliberalism together
My Great Great Grandpapa, Viceroy Chauncington Money was the hardest of workers. He would stay up late into the night evaluating the workers of his cotton plantation at Fort Massacre. He inherited this ethic from his own ancestor, Lord Cockwater Money, the 1st Earl of Money. you see, it was his genius that allowed him to invent money.
As I explain in my forthcoming article, Clean My Jaguar With Your Tongue, You Lazy, Filthy Vagrants, we are all so very lucky to live in the world they helped create.
imagine being so rich your family name literally contains the word 'money' and daring to write something like this
yeah I'm sure you worked very hard for your position
One of their kids makes a living by misleading the public, and the other one is a magician 
Don’t forget Rosie!
Did her parents doom her by naming her after the AC/DC song?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coutts
Founded in 1692, it is the eighth oldest bank in the world. Today, Coutts forms part of NatWest Group's wealth management division.
Like other people have said, the absolute lack of self awareness and ghoulism to write something like this is dumbfounding.
Also,
how do you try to do a power pose and come off with literally negative presence
By having never stood for anything nor worked for anything in your entire life.
I wonder what they think work even is. Like I get the sense that they consider "work" literally just a mindset and has nothing at all to do with actually doing a job
Many of them think that work means "making an effort at a task" and not "if you don't sell your labour you will die."
Sure, some of them labour for long hours when the mood takes them. But they'll never have to work if the mood doesn't take them.
Want to take the week off? Fine. Boss doesn't like it? Call Dad and have him explain to boss what will happen to his credit cards. Fired anyway? No problem, 6 months in the alps and then a similar gig at the next company.
because you suck and write drivel like this nobody not even super rich dickheads can stand to be around you
I don't know what I was expecting when I googled Drummond Money-Coutts beyond Gob Bluth with a sign that says "we demand to be taken seriously", but lordy- https://c8.alamy.com/comp/DK979E/london-uk-3rd-december-2013-drummond-money-coutts-at-the-fashion-fringe-DK979E.jpg
lordy- https://i2-prod.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article1276581.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/9563176.jpg
lordy - https://assets.telegraphindia.com/telegraph/2021/Nov/1636050436_dmc-__-profile-shots-16-1.jpg
certified romanov moment- https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6415a5e00d13305fe1fffc00/d2603897-ea27-4a4f-b51e-63c4061469ad/DMC+SLIDESHOW+2.jpg
If it hadn't been for the rest of the images that third one would have like half of twitter going on about how great his fit is. I know that because he looks like he's not allowed near high schools after the incident.
He could totally be a batman villain called The Diddler.
unbelievable
The English pillaged the world to create this man. Generational inheritance should be illegal.
Funniest failson I've seen in the last few years, maybe even tops Hunter Biden.
It's Hindi and it says हौसला प्यार विश्वास (Courage Love Faith). Apparently this dude loves India
Thanks.
he derives his magic from where his family discovered the ancient sorcery known as "flavour"
magician
This is like the family from arrested development if they were even worse people.
Rosie seems cool though imo. The rest get the 
treatment
and another daughter, Rosie.
wonder what Rosie did to not get her last name mentioned like the other two
Or occupation.
Yeah, Rosie getting the red-headed stepchild treatment there.
I aspire to be rosie
maybe they're just self aware enough to realize "socialite" isn't a great label, but judging from the rest of the article maybe she's an embarrassment that has a real job
As a downwardly mobile individual, I stan the magician son.
Gob irl?
It is the only worse country than the US. In terms of how much agency the country has in organizing itself so poorly.
Nah, they have the NHS.
not for much longer
Surely, surely, if you really wanted to write this sort of article, you could find someone who didn't come from inherited wealth. Like, you'd at least go looking, if you earnestly believed what you were writing
I wouldn't be surprised if the Telegraph was entirely staffed by nepo failchildren.
My name is Charles Gold-Status, I worked hard my entire life.
lol, Keep up, Reality Matrix, the Count DeMonet gag has been done already
Just to point out that Coutts is where the Royal Family banks and a savings account requires a minimum balance of...a million pounds? More?...some obscene amount
| Bill Deeds
Honestly if i was a nepo baby i would just change my name like nick cage did
He married Lucy Rose Deedes, the daughter of Bill Deedes, whom he has since divorced.
Makes sense. If he hadn't divorced Bill after marrying Lucy, things could've gotten very awkward.
the banker Money-Counts marries the daughter of the banker Deeds, you can't make this shit up
Bill
Money
Deeds
Just gotta marry into the Cash family and have a son named Rich.
"Hi I'm Lord Rich Cash-Money, gandson of Bill Deeds"
magician
Money-Coutts
Founded in 1692, it is the eighth oldest bank in the world. Today, Coutts forms part of NatWest Group’s wealth management division.
It's like 8-grade syndrome but XVII-century syndrome and for real.
Brrrrr crispy money counts
ok so this asshole can name himself Crisp Money but if i call myself Stack Cheddar i'm cringe? fuck off.
"no no no... Its pronounced, Count deMoanAY... MOANAY!"
"Yeah.. Count da Money"
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