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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 101 points 7 months ago

my postman keeps sending me bills. I told him that I don't have any business dealings with him, but he keeps doing it!

[–] sir_this_is_a_wendys@hexbear.net 74 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This is Homer Simpson level stuff

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 46 points 7 months ago

Let the bears pay the bear tax.

I pay the Homer tax

[–] MamaVomit@hexbear.net 72 points 7 months ago

This is like one step away from sovereign citizen brainworms

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 66 points 7 months ago (1 children)

asagiri Please for the love of God just drive your Tesla into the ocean!

[–] chickentendrils@hexbear.net 48 points 7 months ago

Or a small pond, as with Cocaine Mitch's sister-in-law. Really anything, just take an aggressive pothole in the rain inshallah

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 52 points 7 months ago

melon-musk "It's a joke bro! Haven't you ever heard of the 'Patrick's Wallet' meme? I was doing the meme, it's epic!"

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 45 points 7 months ago

To be fair, the man's behind so many scams and deathtraps, there probably is an ecosystem of lawyers living off his victims.

[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 44 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Mr. Musk, you have a number of people suing you, but let me warn you, they have some unusual names.

Like who?

[–] MamaVomit@hexbear.net 41 points 7 months ago

troled epic style xDD trollface

[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 37 points 7 months ago

I submit into evidence: The paper that was filled out to file the lawsuit

[–] flan@hexbear.net 34 points 7 months ago

these libel suits must not have enough teeth, this isnt the first time hes been sued for doing this.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 32 points 7 months ago

Debatlording someone in the profession of debatelording. Lol, lmao

[–] JayTwo@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago

Jokes on them I'm only pretending to have brainworms

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago

if I can just convince the judge that it's the wrong guy suing me the case will be thrown out melon-musk

[–] sub_ubi@lemmy.ml 13 points 7 months ago