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[-] flan@hexbear.net 86 points 6 months ago

i had no expectations for what a lab meat machine looked like so this really changes nothing for me

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 47 points 6 months ago

I envisioned something like a warehouse full of really large petri dishes

[-] Magician@hexbear.net 39 points 6 months ago

Honestly i was lazy and just pictured a single normal sized petri dish being used a lot.

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 25 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Lined up like plant pots. Basically like a greenhouse but petri dishes.

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[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 44 points 6 months ago

honestly, I'm more interested now, this has tickled my likely ASD "How It's Made"-loving neurons

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 26 points 6 months ago

Ah, a fellow filling machine aficionado. soviet-chad

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 80 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Looks cool as hell, does he hate beer?

[-] RoabeArt@hexbear.net 41 points 6 months ago

A few months ago he was trying to get Pennsylvania to ban use of the word "milk" for anything that's not dairy products. Nevermind that coconut milk and almond milk have been a thing since like the renaissance and officially defined since the 18th century lmao.

[-] ta00000@hexbear.net 20 points 6 months ago

The popularity of alt-milks has skyrocketed recently too. It's funny that they're choosing now as the time to ban the word "milk" after there's zero chance anyone will mistake it for cow's milk.

Oh drat oh bother I've accidentally bought peanut butter instead of dairy butter. What ever shall I put on my toast now??

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[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 19 points 6 months ago

These days it only seems he only likes US foreign policy and islamaphobia

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[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 73 points 6 months ago

It's a bioreactor. Nobody show him where they make literally any vaccine.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 63 points 6 months ago

Feels like he’s the type to rail against that too lol

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[-] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 68 points 6 months ago

Ok John now show us what the average slaughterhouse looks like inside

[-] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 49 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

He's a Zionist. He definitely prefers the gore.

[-] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 62 points 6 months ago

Looks like a big beer still. Is Fetterman about to become a prohibitionost too?

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 48 points 6 months ago

democrats do love losing

[-] Sons_of_Ferrix@hexbear.net 29 points 6 months ago

beer still

You don't make beer in a still, you make it in a fermenter, which yes this does look like.

[-] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 19 points 6 months ago

I just now figured out that a "still" is used in a di"still"ery, still looks similar tho.

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 56 points 6 months ago

I'll always support you israel while I eat my bird flu chicken shit fed burgers freedom-and-democracy

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[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 48 points 6 months ago

This looks kinda similar to a big industrial sized brewery distillation machine. I assume he drinks? Maybe he doesn't.

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[-] Sons_of_Ferrix@hexbear.net 48 points 6 months ago

Has this guy ever been to a brewery? FYI this is the sorta thing MOST modern food is made in.

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 44 points 6 months ago

grrr congressogre gronk no want science meat

[-] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 44 points 6 months ago

Compare that to the horrifying machinery of blood and guts and shit that makes your fucking steak.

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[-] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 43 points 6 months ago

They should try and grow a brain for fetterman

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[-] Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net 41 points 6 months ago

It is so funny when someone complains how something they don't personally like is made with scary industrial equipment. Unlike... everything else.

[-] bunnygirl@hexbear.net 37 points 6 months ago

it looks indistinguishable from literally any other industrial chemical process lmao

[-] ta00000@hexbear.net 36 points 6 months ago

geordi-no Sanitary environment

geordi-yes PIGPOOPBALLS

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 36 points 6 months ago

Wait until he sees what makes insulin

[-] Dr_Gabriel_Aby@hexbear.net 34 points 6 months ago

I wonder what these people think a meat packing factory. That straight up looks standard for some random meat processing step.

I really think most meat eaters don’t even understand the factory aspect

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[-] invo_rt@hexbear.net 29 points 6 months ago

Yes... Lab equipment imaginator

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 28 points 6 months ago
[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I'm only like 70% sure this is fake

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[-] DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net 27 points 6 months ago

Lab equipment? Yeah, I sure hope so?

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[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 24 points 6 months ago

Yeah, I'm sure there's no machinery in a slaughterhouse. This isn't soaked in gore and can even be installed on a real floor instead of a metal greater that allows loose material to sluice through.

However, I do wanna know why there's a plunger over to the left.

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[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 24 points 6 months ago

Thing looks cool and scientific as fuck, what did he think this was gonna do?

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[-] ta00000@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago

There's a very big gap to bridge to make anything vegan as gross as omni food. What are they going to put in there that is as gross as literal flesh, an intact piece of what was a living, perceiving mammal you could probably have been friends with?

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[-] windowlicker@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago

don't take any pharmaceutical medication john!!! you will NOT like what the production facility for THAT looks like!

[-] Pili@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago

And the best thing is, you don't even have to kill it for it to make the meat!

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[-] hexinvictus@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago

More sophisticated than I thought. Basically free publicity for lab grown meat

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[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 20 points 6 months ago

Oh no generic industrial food prep equipment so scary

[-] CoolYori@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago

Is there any IT person that is willing to stand with me in saying ZEBRA printers suck ass?

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago

there has never been a good printer

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[-] princeofsin@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago

Comrade stroke please!

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