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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

This is him larping:

This is him larping

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Guy says he's going to have a loaded gun the next time the FBI show up.

The FBI show up.

He has a loaded gun.

He dies.

How could Biden do this? shocked-pikachu

[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

His greatest sin was not taking any of them with him

Put up or shut up

[-] Krackalot@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago

Thanks Ob- uh, Biden!!

[-] chickentendrils@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

somehow even stupider than the guy who tried to nail gun through a window at an FBI office and ended up getting merked in a corn field

[-] TheCaconym@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

lmao, he did that then posted about it online afterwards, but before getting shot

Said he "thought he had a way through bullet proof glass" (presumably the nail gun), amazing

[-] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

He misread "rail" as "nail". Rookie mistake.

[-] TheCaconym@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Thanks to you I just got the quake joke above, thanks !

[-] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 year ago

In quake the nail gun was the super powerful weapon/bfg equivelent

[-] Parzivus@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Quake had a nail gun and a rail gun IIRC. Or maybe the rail gun was only Quake 2?

[-] M68040@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

After hiding in a corn field. He became the treat

[-] buh@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

guy who tried to nail gun through a window at an FBI office

bro played too much quake

[-] Freeanotherday@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Imagine being stupid enough to post that without adding "in minecraft" at the end.

deserve-1

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

He didn't want the FBI to grief his server!

[-] Freeanotherday@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Minecraft MOTD:

brick-police

[-] Beaver@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Remember to say "parody" or fuckin-deserve

[-] Gingerlegs@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

“Hating Biden will get you killed…”

No, threatening to “sniper” the president on social media will get you killed, dumbass

[-] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

When America inevitably breaks into several protofascist splinter states I want to see at least one of them field an Olympic Generalizing-Criminality-Into-Innocence team. At this point one of them could mailbomb a kindergarten and the rest would be at the rally the next day talking about "he just liked chemistry, he was arrested for having a hobby" and "I thought you libs wanted us to use the post office now it's a crime to mail a package?!"

[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

If hating Biden were enough to get you killed, Hexbear would be a graveyard

[-] regul@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Should have watched this instructional video from Trevor Moore.

[-] edge@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

But they got him too. He "fell off a balcony".

[-] YoungBelden@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

p sure he died trying to suck his own dick

[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Whatever happened to that guy anyway?

Oh... right...

[-] autismdragon@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Local sexpot.

[-] ImOnADiet@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is actually kinda sad, this dude likely had dementia and was executed by the state instead of getting him help. Still glad it’s him who died and not some black kid knocking on his door

[-] NeelixBiederman@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Untreated dementia :: Run of the mill right wing talking points

same-picture

[-] giantfloppycock@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Never seen anyone with a skin mustache before, but that’s about the only way I can describe it.

[-] Tehgingey@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Oh holy shit what, it wasn't until I read your comment that I even noticed he didn't.

Extremist Wilfred Brimley was my first thought ahah

[-] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

I had to scroll back. Holy hell, dude's Nicaraguan silicone filler injection really backfired on him didn't it?

[-] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

I thought he had a mustache lol

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