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Any other response would be considered unacceptable (hexbear.net)

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[-] Leon_Frotsky@hexbear.net 135 points 2 months ago

Commenter is not adding to the quality of the dialog, instead posts obscene picture of a pig and excrement. I hope you don't find this acceptable.

New tagline pls

[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 50 points 2 months ago

While i actually agree i think we should add "new tagline pls" bc it's Even more apropos

[-] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

fuck it make this one too

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[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 94 points 2 months ago

Guys, seriously, we just need to come up with a super ultra logical argument based on facts and reason to get the bourgeoisie to not put the profit motive ahead of the survival of our society and species

[-] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 54 points 2 months ago

If we could just reach these billionaires with our facts and logic, they will see it was wrong of them to damn the majority of the world population into chronic suffering!

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago

Over 100 years of written theory and pamphlets didn't do it, but some Internet comment will!

[-] D61@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Over 100 years of written theory and pamphlets didn't do it, but some Internet comment will!

I'm now hearing this in the voice of Bill Burr as he's slow roasting Bill Maher.

[-] DPRK_Chopra@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

Remember folks, if you ever find yourself making a cogent argument like "don't put profit motive ahead of the survival of our society and species", it's important to undercut yourself with a played out meme the way our theory instructs us to do. bean

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 82 points 2 months ago

What is it with liberals and writing like they're a child who wears a suit to school?

[-] davel@hexbear.net 59 points 2 months ago

[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 58 points 2 months ago

Cmon, Vincent Adultman had a level of emotional intelligence and compassion that I haven't seen any redditor display.

[-] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 44 points 2 months ago

yeah, he managed to have a stable, long-ish term relationship with an adult woman. that's more than 90% of reddit is capable of

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[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 40 points 2 months ago

they are that child

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago

They peaked when they won debateclub in 4th grade

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

They believe that using more syllables inherently gives you more credence, not realizing that it can also make you look like a robotic clown.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

i learned a new word in church and im about to logically distroy tankies with it.

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[-] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 70 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

liberals will type up a 5 page high school essay just to say "i'm a lib"

[-] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 61 points 2 months ago

The purpose of a system is what it does.

-Cybernetic gang

[-] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

I only heard this saying for the first time a few weeks ago and it’s so good

[-] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

I've been saying my own version of this for at least a decade. It doesn't matter what the intent is. If the results are consistently counter to the intent, the results are the intent.

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 57 points 2 months ago

Social-capitalist

blob-no

[-] Gucci_Minh@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

denguin

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 48 points 2 months ago

Hit em with the ol PPB

[-] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

That's what they did

[-] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

What she did*

Not trying to be an ass (/gen) I just know some people here feel very strongly about it (understandably).

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[-] GenXen@hexbear.net 47 points 2 months ago

Earnest and good faith? I clicked the fucking link, there was a literal NSFW pig, shitting on its fucking testicles. Why would I listen to what they have to say after that?

Still makes me cry laugh every time I read it.

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[-] Leon_Frotsky@hexbear.net 47 points 2 months ago

In the queue at the chippy rn waiting to get fish and chips for my grandma and cousins and desperately trying to not burst out laughing at this nerd lol

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

I wish where I live had a good chippy

[-] Leon_Frotsky@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

I bought too many chips by mistake 😭

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

Send me some chips in the post

I have an air fryer

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[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 46 points 2 months ago

It's called being a succdem, why can't they even know what they are

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 38 points 2 months ago

a standard liberal going through the political ideology section on wikipedia:

"I’ll have two national socialists, a syndicalist large, a anarcho-capitalist with extra dip, a marxist-leninist, two anarcho-communists, one with molotovs, and a large liberal."

[-] idkmybffjoeysteel@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

tbh they made themselves sound like a fascist who is OK with capitalism but abhors things like individual liberty eg freedom from slavery so I think they just want to own people, possibly only a subclass of people?