I would gladly argue for a system of governance based around swords handed out by watery tarts
Yeah I'm an anarcho-monarchist
Literally J.R.R. Tolkien
lmao yeah that's what I was thinking of actually
Corvid supremacist. I think crows and ravens should rule the world and I dedicate my life to trying to enable mass corvid to human communication
no more half measures walter
We're all liberals here what do you mean
Nice try, quit gaslighting everyone and learn to love the bomb
No, I insist that we ban Georgism from this bit. There are enough real Georgists floating around Lemmy that I don't want to give them the satisfaction that their bullshit "one weird trick" is even a real ideology like Posadism or Fourierism.
Georgism is like if you sent a guy from 1890 who had vaguely heard of socialism back in time to 1790, and he got drunk and tried to articulate the idea to someone without outing himself as a time traveler, and someone overheard that conversation and decided to form a program.
i do not believe there are enough georgists to make a basketball team
I just ask them what they think communism is and then I say "you're absolutely right" and defend whatever they said.
Have you considered that the old people pushing the trains might be happy?
Lmao this might be my favorite.
I subscribe to tankieism. It's all about tanks. I support any state that currently has the most tanks.
I'm a PragerUnionist with Chinese characteristics
The Romans were closest to the truth. We are the real gods--we who reside on Mount Olympus. Hexbear is only a collection of covert cults dedicated to us. If it looks like communism is the dominant ideology here, that is only because communism is objectively, divinely correct.
Killing people who wear glasses is communism, and the more people who wear glasses you kill, the more communist it is.
Blowing up the central bank to abolish the value form.
you know what czechia really needs? the habsburgs back. i wanna give full control of everything over to this guy and his 26 year old race car driving son
honestly find it hilarious that theyre deeply steeped into race car driving at this point and his daughter married some random race car driver. monarchists are rolling in their graves
Talk about over compensating for the stereotype of the Hapsburg chin.
Or we could all just lean into Posadist accelerationism really hard for a few days?
its literaly what they say on on lemmyworld. they think we are libs in disgise.
When OP beats you to the joke
The beatings shall continue until morale improves
I followed the monarchism subreddit for a while, I can cover that one. Basically you just pretend that revolution is the proper response to a bad monarch, but then you cry over the Romanovs. Also jerk off to the worst moustaches of all time.
Post-Structural Hauntological Bordigism
don't ask me what any of those words mean
I'm marxist-leninist-constitutionalist with originalist tendencies, all the amendments are revisionism
I actually believe in 21st century Neo-Tondrakianism. The revolution will be Christian and it will happen in Armenia and anyone who says otherwise is a reactionary
I once argued with a Georgist on here, I wonder if they're still around
Maybe they saw the light and joined us in the one true leftist tendency
It might've been me, I was into it at one point years ago. I stopped when I realized that you'll get shot at just as hard if you actually try to fight over just natural resources as if you fight over everything. And also that it has zero theory of how to get policy implemented short of asking nicely.
I’m a Dukakisist
You see Estonian nationalist friend the hammer and sickle is SOMETIMES a symbol of good not eeevil we're not like those BAD hammer and sickle waving TANKIES we only support REAL socialist projects
I call anprim
Isn't this what posadism was created for?
chapotraphouse
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Vaush posts go in the_dunk_tank
Dunk posts in general go in the_dunk_tank, not here
Don't post low-hanging fruit here after it gets removed from the_dunk_tank