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[-] itappearsthat@hexbear.net 49 points 4 months ago

"it's just an el nino year" I repeat to myself with increasing nervousness for the second year in a row

Same. I was terrified when I realized all this last year.

[-] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 44 points 4 months ago

"I told you dawg" doesn't feel as satisfying when the thing you were right about is a looming mass extinction

[-] shitholeislander@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago

problem with "i told you so" in this situation is that we will all be dead by the time it's possible to say "i told you so"

[-] pumpchilienthusiast@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

the problem with "I told you so" is the response is "natural earth cycles"

[-] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

We are already at the "I told you so". And no offense to everyone here, but I'd kick you off the gang-band if that's all you bring to the table. Get in line genius.

There's this fucked up part of me that finds graphs like this comforting, that this will make the problem, and more importantly the liberal world's mismanagement of it, impossible to ignore. Logically I don't think about it that way. I felt the same way about COVID and the BLM movement but those didn't turn out how I had hoped. Emotionally I guess I have an accelerationist streak lol

[-] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 26 points 4 months ago

I assure you there is already an excuse for why this graph is wrong.

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 37 points 4 months ago

NPR filled me in.

There was an underwater volcanic eruption that caused a temporary spike in the amount of water vapor in the atmosphere and this problem will go away once it precipitates back out again. Nothing to worry about! 🤓

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 24 points 4 months ago

for the first time ever earth has exhibited geothermic activity, and it won't happen again of course

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago

It should be BBR.

Back to Brunch Radio

[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 4 months ago

Or here's why it's good that temperatures keep going up

[-] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

We'll grow oranges in Alaska

(Without any of that "science" that let the soviets do the same)

[-] RoabeArt@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Every time the weather goes out of whack, some huge torrential storm or freak wildfire, people (particularly chuds who think climate change is a hoax) will be quick to say it's weather modification or HAARP or some shit.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago

We're all going to feel silly when we find out that haarp was secretly a 3 mile long f-350 that's been rolling coal since the 70s. : (

[-] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Or their Iron-age brains will just say it's God's wrath, and the only way to appease Him is to sacrifice some of those vulnerable minorities they hate so much. The realization of that possibility is starting to creep in for me.

[-] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

I see this a lot on tik tok. It'd be funny if it wasn't so fucking scary.

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 24 points 4 months ago

This hurricane season is going to be a doozy

[-] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 23 points 4 months ago

I don't want to sweat to death, I want to freeze to death instead sicko-no

[-] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago

uh, uh, those sea surface temperatures were all taken in a hot parking lot right next to an A/C unit!

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago

The cybertruck will fix this, just watch.

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago
[-] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

God, I really need to get my ass in gear, so I can make enough money to speculate on arctic property.

[-] Waldoz53@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

thats good right

matt-jokerfied

[-] thefluffiest@feddit.nl 11 points 4 months ago
[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

We almost got some crossover action!

Almost

[-] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago
[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

cap-think Finally Greenland rare earths will be mine and the Golden Space Nugget will be delayed another century!

[-] rando895@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 4 months ago

The line go up economic model wins again at making the line go up.

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