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Full on display of elder abuse from liberals/democrats lol
this just reminded me to wonder what happened with the whole Dianne Feinstein thing, I'd just totally memory-holed that she fuckin died lmao
Wait she's dead? How did I forget that?
Because her dying didn't real change any of her beliefs or personality.
And her last famous moment was her shouting at some kids, no less.
I'm not sure, there would have been a lot more stories of her handlers wheeling her away before she started talking like it was the 1950s and reports of her speaking to marble busts like an old friend.
Because she and pelosi are the same person
although i think this sentiment is true, i think it takes the agency away from Biden. it's fully his choice and fuck him for running AT ALL and for being so bloodthirsty. He just wants one more term to continue to send asylum seekers back and continue to bomb young brown kids
He was a piece of shit for his entire long career decades before his brain liquefied.
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DNC recreating the "Why shouldn't I keep it" scene, but with Return of the King Bilbo:
"It was my birthday present, Jack!"
God I hope they jack him up on so many stimulants for the next one, his heart will pop out of his chest like an Alien.
Joe Biden looked disgusting at the debate - heart protruding - very very disrespectful 
Maybe both his eyes will explode.
Imagine I posted Sam Neill from Event Horizon with his eyes exploded yelling something about Cornpop and driving.
"God could my dad drive a spaceship through the warp"
I'd watch the shit out of a debate where both Biden and Trump are tweaked out on amphetamines
Just fuckin' jack them in and watch them incoherently scream at each other
Shit lets get them working on a 30 rack of beer during the debate on top of that
Some aide should "accidentally" give him 10x the dose. Either it'll pop his heart or it'll be the cure to dementia we're looking for.
Joe Biden “fire walker” formula
X 100 mg modafinil
X 70 mg vyvanse
X 2.8 grams piracetam (with 1 g of choline)
X one 5 hour energy extra strength
X 150 mg psilocybin
X 1 gram of magnesium
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Ah yes, the American people will be fortunate enough to see their leader a second time during an election year. Only in the freest country on earth so we have such unfettered access to our politicians
Have you ever tried to convince a dementia patient to change their mind? Can't be easy, especially when they can fire you. Out of a cannon. Into the sun. On a whim.
lol they’re gonna be holding him up with an elaborate system of pulleys by that point
Thinking about when they did the weekend at Bernie’s bit about Bernie’s age on snl
Ginsburg 2: The Reckoning
Libs: Biden is not giving up the fight, hooah! 
Biden: To do the thing with the uh uh with the medicare for the people of NATO and Israel to create the conditions of the thing 
Worse timeline for the country... but best timeline for terminally online politicos 
Biden’s hubris coupled with the cabinet’s refusal to invoke the 25th ensuring that democrats cannot win the 2024 election.
"President Joe Biden has suddenly passed away this evening after a meeting with Hillary Clinton. Aides tell us he died peacefully, of fully natural causes, which were fully natural."
Okay who is gonna OfMice&Men him?
"can i still tend the genocide, george?"
"Yes, of course Joe. Look out across the water"
Maybe he and Trump should just golf it out.
I honestly don't think Biden is capable of swinging a golf club at this point
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I didn't see it, how bad could he have possibly done this time that they're freaking out like this?
His eye exploded into blood and he could barely speak last time!!!!
Apparently he looked like a lost child like 70% of the time and was constantly saying just straight up gibberish. There was some quote where I think he was trying to talk about expanding medicare or something but it made no sense and ended with "we beat medicare" lol
The whole debate is going to be boiled down to Trump saying "I don't know what he's saying, and I don't think he does either"
Every time the camera cut to Joe he looked like this
Biden Gets Trolled
Got done watching the Hasan recap and it just hits pretty immediately that Biden is breathless and sleepy.
I can't wait to not watch that one, too.
Selfish prick
Utterly delusional
no more half measures walter
Ruth taught you NOTHING old man
Campaign is going well when you have to keep insisting you aren't dropping out and are still mentally competent
Amazing.
Oligarchs scrambling for some shooters
Oh please Allah, Yaweh, Odin, Wakan Tanka, whoever might be listening let him die on stage. I know I haven't been faithful but do us this one fuckin solid.
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