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I apparently skipped level ??? and went straight to believing the Black Book is fascist propaganda. I didn’t realize I was supposed to stan Pol Pot first!

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[-] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 79 points 1 year ago

The US State Department and the United Nations are at Tankie Level 45 :che-smile:

[-] Sleve_McDichael@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

frothingfash of course the socialist US government and communist UN are full of tankies!!! My musket is at the ready to repel them when they inevitably invade my home in Chudtown, Idaho

[-] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 70 points 1 year ago

I have literally never seen anyone defend the Khmer Rouge, ever lol

[-] JuneFall@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago

The Khmer Rouge were defended by the US and got up to $215 million in weapons from them: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allegations_of_United_States_support_for_the_Khmer_Rouge

[-] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

Ya i know that that's why i can't imagine any tankies defending them lol

[-] JuneFall@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

Pol Pot wasn't a Marxist, so there will be no Tankies that will defend Pol Pot.

[-] MoreLikeHazBeen@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago

lol why is the last level beyond ???, the last level statement is just objectively true.

TFW you don't take the black book at face value

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

I think this whole thing is a joke. The way it lays out the 1932 famine/Holodomor is too on the nose to be serious.

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[-] ennemi@hexbear.net 60 points 1 year ago

What level of getting owned by marxists and being salty about it is this guy on

[-] JuryNullification@hexbear.net 59 points 1 year ago

Oh fuck, I never got a Che shirt, so I’m not even a tankie kitty-cri-screm

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[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 58 points 1 year ago

Pro tip if you're gonna strawman an entire ideology don't tell people thinking landlords should get the wall is one of the most extreme beliefs that group has, you're gonna get the not insane 70% of the population on that side immediately.

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[-] GVAGUY3@hexbear.net 55 points 1 year ago

I've seen Anarchists agree that Mao did the right thing with landlords

[-] Sickos@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

AC-AnarKitty violence against landlords doesn't require a state.

[-] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

In fact, when Mao started that he wasn't even in charge of a state yet!

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[-] Lerios@hexbear.net 55 points 1 year ago

"russian people aren't warmonger creatures"? fucking WILD that thats supposed to be a bad or absurd opinion. someone get these freaks the calipers hitler-detector

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[-] Shrike502@lemmygrad.ml 52 points 1 year ago

Excuse me, "warmongering creatures"? Creatures? Bet this fucker thinks they're not racist, no sireebob.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

"Everyone I don't like is NPCs" a bedtime story for liberals with Main Character Syndrome. my-hero

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago

i will never like Khmer Rouge. why would i like a fucking feudalist experiment?

[-] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 39 points 1 year ago

USA backed it and Vietnamese tankies ended it, why would any tanksie support it

[-] Char@mander.xyz 32 points 1 year ago

China also supported Khmer Rouge and then attacked Vietnam for stopping a genocide so it’s a messy situation that anyone trying to make “tankies” look bad can twist.

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[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago

We need a "What level of liberal are you?" with very similar framing. First step can be "blames everything that goes wrong in capitalism on Putler and Chinese bots."

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

Except they fucked this up and put some pretty mild beliefs at the top end of the whole scale.

It'd be like if I had a "what level of liberal are you" and level 4800000 was "I overlook deeper philosophical considerations when consuming media I enjoy"

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[-] Frank@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago

I think this is a bit. The 1932 famine/Holodomor line is too on the nose, and a couple of others don't sound particularly good faith.

Please vote in the comments

this-is-fine if it's real

anakin-padme-1 if it's a bit written by a commie.

[-] Sickos@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

anakin-padme-1 I think the Mao landlord line is too agreeable

[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

it's so hard to distinguish if it's a :LIB: with no self-awareness, since that's kinda the whole thing they do liberalism

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[-] M68040@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago

When was the last time che shirts were a thing? I swear I've seen more conservatives making fun of che shirts than I have actual unironic che shirts.

Anyways, The last time I smiled was on August 19th, 1991. I wear a dirty ushanka at all times, do not shave, and only take cold sponge baths because hot running water is bourgeoisie decadence. Every day at exactly noon I have the same meal of an expired Maoist MRE I store in a pit covered in old issues of a revolutionary newspaper. I sleep in a bed made of flags from every failed revolution so that they are never forgotten. In the evenings I stare at a picture of vodka by candlelight, but I do not allow myself to drink because there is nothing to celebrate. Every local org has banned me after I attempted to split it by assassinating the leadership. There is no plumbing in my house I shit in a brass bucket with a picture of Gonzalo and Deng french kissing in the bottom of it. My house is actually an overturned T34 in an abandoned junkyard in Wisconsin. I have a single friend in this world and it is a tapeworm named Bordiga that I met after ingesting spoiled borscht on 9/11 in the ruins of building 7 (I blew it up after finding that a nominally leftist NGO inside of it wasn’t sufficiently anti-imperialist, the attacks on the world trade center were a perfect revolutionary moment for me to enact direct praxis against liberalism). My source of income is various MLM schemes in the former soviet bloc that have been running for so long no one remembers who I am, they just keep sending money. I have not paid taxes since McGovern lost the Democratic nomination for president and my faith in electoralism died more brutally than my childhood dog after it got into an entire jar of tylenol. I own 29 fully automatic rusted kalashnikovs and three crates of ammunition entirely incompatible with them or any other firearms I own. My double PHD in marxist economics and 18th century Swiss philosophy (required to understand Engels) sits over the fireplace of my home, my fireplace is a salvaged drum from a 1950s washing machine that was recalled for locking children inside of it. I chose that washing machine model on purpose because I am anti-natalist. During the latest BLM protests I firebombed a Nikes outlet in the middle of a peaceful candlelit vigil. William F Buckley and I wrote hatemail to one another for 47 years until my final letter gave him an aneurysm. The only water I drink is from puddles. George Lucas and I dropped acid together during an MKULTRA southern baptist summer camp and he went on to write the movie Willow about our time together. The best way to test whether an electrical wire is live is to drool on it and shrimp salad is racist. You can make an IED out of potassium and the instructions are online thanks to Timothy McVey, who was actually a committed antifascist communist slandered by the deep state as part of operation condor. Every time a liberal files a restraining order against me, I carve a mark into the wall. I am running out of walls. When Amerika finally collapses I will be ready to lead the revolution. I am very smart and people like being around me.

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[-] Grimble@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They think orthodox marxism is just a process of ignoring more and more things. Literally what liberal ideology is built on.

And the idea seems to be that "tankies" are bad because of a series of unconnected Disrespectful statements theyve made about vintage history and geopolitics that have nothing to do with us. No insight to the philosophy just shit that'd make your grandma gasp at the dinner table. So simplistic.

Tankie is a 1950s britbong insult made up by butthurt do-nothings. Dont dignify it anymore, reject it. Dont make it real

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[-] aen@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago

now imagine this as one of those mafia mobile game ads

level 1 tankie walking with his girlfriend and then he gets beaten up by some guy wearing glasses and his girlfriend leaves him, so he levels up to "khmer rouge supporter" and kills that guy's entire family

[-] absentthereaper@lemmygrad.ml 27 points 1 year ago

that's how mafia works

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

Got to "warmongering creatures" and then it stopped being funny

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[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

the last layer is the bare minimum.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Level 31, I'm about to evolve into a Tankusaur.

Don't you fucking push B I've been waiting for this

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[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Tankie is when you are correct, and the more correct you are the more tankie it is

I don't know about that Khmer Rouge part though. I guess that's why it's level ???

[-] flan@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

Russian people aren't warmongering creatures

soviet-hmm

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[-] Transgenderista@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

i agree with everything except pol pot, that dude was a fucking asshat

[-] Chapo_is_Red@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

I don't have a Che shirt. Guess I'm not even level 1 sadness

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[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

Wears a Che Guevara t-shirt

cat-confused

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[-] ItsPequod@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

Lmao this escalates all over the place

[-] absentthereaper@lemmygrad.ml 27 points 1 year ago

Somewhere between 150 and Final; wherever believing that John Brown didn't kill enough slavers, and that Black subjects-of-empire need to form our own nation to pursue self-determination unimpeded by Amerikan settlerdom is.

[-] WaterBowlSlime@lemmygrad.ml 25 points 1 year ago

A level 50 tankie would never call the CPC the CCP

[-] Beaver@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Tankie level (???): "What do you mean you didn't like the Khmer Rouge"

The PAVN needs to roll some tanks into this post t34

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