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[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm Tuckyn Steele, master shoplifter

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Tuckyn Steele could be a good drag name

[–] Dingus_Khan@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

There was a one off character on Regular Show called Tuck Packer and I always thought that as well

[–] Jew@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago

Dibs on Cash Sweat cuz I like money but I also sweat profusely

[–] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I'm Hart Ware pronounced Hardware, and let me tell you about these nuts

[–] nocturnedragonite@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 11 months ago

Lmfaooooooooooooo

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] OperationOgre@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago

When he turns 18 he becomes Mens Barrels

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Slab Bulkhead

Fridge Largemeat

Punt Speedchunk

Butch Deadlift

Hold Bigflank

Splint Chesthair

Flint Ironstag

Bolt Vanderhuge

Thick McRunfast

Blast Hardcheese

Buff Drinklots

Crunch Slamchest

Fist Rockbone

Stump Beefknob

Smash Lampjaw

Punch Rockgroin

Buck Plankchest

Stump Junkman

Dirk Hardpec

Rip Steakface

Slate Slabrock

Crud Bonemeal

Brick Hardmeat

Rip Slagcheek

Punch Sideiron

Gristle McThornbody

Slate Fistcrunch

Buff Hardback

Bob Johnson

Blast Thickneck

Crunch Buttsteak

Slab Squatthrust

Lump Beefbroth

Touch Rustrod

Beef Blastbody

Big McLargehuge

Smoke Manmuscle

Beat Punchmeat

Hack Blowfist

Roll Fizzlebeef

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

I salute your patriotism for memorizing the starting lineup of America's favorite triple A baseball team, the West Missouri Mudsnakes.

[–] parapsyker@startrek.website 2 points 11 months ago

This is the scoreboard on every roguelike I've ever played.

[–] KimJongFun@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago

Bunch of Bobson Dugnutt ass motherfuckers

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

so many of these could easily be reversed and would be more normal names

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

Steele Raygun pew pew pew

[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't even know which are the surnames and which are the given names.

[–] flan@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

if the comma wasn't there i would assume the surnames were given names

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm definitely Tuckyn 😉

[–] engelsaxons@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

Tuck 'n Dangle's Greatest Hits! bridget-yoyo-walk

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago

I can already hear the "🎶 It's the great American Hall of Names 🎶"

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

I'm definitely Bronc Heiney

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

the name's Neckbone Pulham, but momma just called me Kash.

[–] Des@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

i'm the REAL McCoy Sweat sweaty

I'ma Bronc so hard rn

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

I like Haze Hunt's black metal band but all the manifesto and gnostic kabbalah stuff goes over my head

[–] Tiocfaidhcaisarla@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

Are these the horse's names?

[–] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago

2.01 away from greatness

[–] Dingus_Khan@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

Call me Holden Gammon

[–] engelsaxons@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

This is way too funny to be real

[–] aaro@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

Tuckyn Anderson? Alright, Tuckyn Andy over here jerma-bottom

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

Heiner Bronc sounds like the text in one of those AI soldier pics.

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Lol, I also posted this

People sleeping on Tru Richards imo

[–] CredibleBattery@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

TRU RICHARDS rust-darkness

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

One third of those are stripper names, one third are weed strains and the rest are plantation owners

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago

I'm still 50/50 on steele raygun being a stripper or a strain

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago