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[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 83 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Trump hesitated to give Don Jr. his name because “what if he’s a loser?”

In her recent memoir, Raising Trump, the president’s first wife, Ivana — who is mom to Eric, Don Jr. and Ivanka — recalls Trump balking when she suggested naming their firstborn son Donald Jr. “What if he’s a loser?” Trump said, according to Ivana.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 52 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He's already the worst kind of loser. Those who don't know they are one and double down on trying to be cool.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 43 points 3 months ago

true, but the quote is from 1977

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 42 points 3 months ago

When you're right, you're right

[–] egg1918@hexbear.net 62 points 3 months ago

Trump's genuine hatred for his fail sons is one of the funniest things about him, I absolutely love it

[–] plantifa@hexbear.net 54 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)
[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The Honkshoorian Candidate

[–] plantifa@hexbear.net 29 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The Sleep State

E: (This is just the name for energy saving mode of all the old liches in office right now)

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago

Sleepy Don!

[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

Emote please

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 45 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Can we talk about how weird Trump Juniors beard is?

Looks like choccy milk smeared on his face

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago

why the fuck did he shave it in a straight line

you gotta follow your jawbone

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago

It looks like he hired a professional to recreate the most common beard trimming mistakes with laser precision.

[–] flan@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

if he wasnt so attached to the 80s wallstreet haircut and went with something a little more modern his beard wouldnt look nearly so weird

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 33 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I know Trump absolutely despises his two older sons. He tried a third time with Barron and now he’s hoping he can actually carry on the Trump legacy without being a clown like his brothers

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago

I know there's a lot of forces working against him turning out cool but I hope he does anyway

[–] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He basically dumped Jr and Eric and adopted Jared and rolled the dice with Barron.

Parasocially, it seems like Melania is keeping Barron as far from politics and his father's giant stink as she can. He was invited to be a delegate and she turned it down on his behalf. The best thing for him is to just never do what his two older half brothers are doing.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

The giant prince will plot from the shadows, slowly molding his empire before striking down his family for holding him back

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He's dreaming about that dog that was on stage.

[–] Test_Tickles@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago

The villains are so pathetic

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago
[–] odmroz@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

He's sleeping BECAUSE based. (Good way of battling woke.)

[–] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

Vladimir Harkkonen with a spray tan.

[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

An elephant will be murdered in the savanah to “heal” from this.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

zonked on oxy

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

Saving his energy for the battle at the battle box

[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago
[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Honestly I respect him a little for sleeping during a boring ass event