that's a Smart Diaper, which uses AI and metadata to detect excretions.
it turns black and displays a big 'X' when wearer has made a boom boom.
X branded tucking underwear
This whole post is violence against Tomboy-X.
Looking like a level 1 boss in some obscure JP arcade beat 'em up.
By far the most pathetic man in the world
From the thumb I assumed it was posted by some Elon cultist dipshit. I was so certain of that when I looked at the large image after I read the text it took me about a second to see who posted it. I can't believe he posted it himself.
Same, dude just creating Ls so he can post them
Not enough jelly roll, too unbelievable
Is this how he sees himself? At least Bezos actually got jacked when he took PEDs. Elon still looks like a schlub.
At least Bezos knows to shut the fuck up
Using computers to play paper dolls
The future is extremely mid
Little Elon is already 3! soon he will wear real clothes!
Can you link to the tweet
just saw it randomly, thanks to the other user
Being so desperate for validation you spend all day begging the plagiarism machine to produce something that'll make you feel anything at all, and the best you get that
That barrel-chested goon fucking wishes he looked like that ๐
The giant X on his briefs exudes negative cock confidence energy
Imagine being that fucking rich and still being that embarrassing
Like bro, you could hire a team of consultants on retainer to not be an enormous dork for you, but instead you're designing the Car Built by Homer and doing an AI generated cyber-diaper show of yourself, nipples protruding. Very very disrespectful.
Sounds amazing, do it
Bro has wider tiddies than me.
Which i'd be into on somebody other than him.
I like that he still made himself a little chubby in his AI version, the whole Adonis would have been going too far.
So he wants to Xnay his Penay? 
E can't save her
People made fun of Kevin Smith for the "pwning my taint" tweet when it was a joke and he knew it was bad at the time.
Elon posts the worst tweet of all time everyday and no one says anything
If you say anything you get banned from twitter.
this one is a bit of self-dunker
AI automated the dunking process
Elon and his fans show the importance of encouraging your children to play sports instead of giving them computers and video games. I rather raise 5 dumb jocks than a single Musk
Them's some baby hands
Elon is a chimera made from the DNA of Arnold Schwarzenegger, Kim Jong Il, and Christopher Walken. Nothing you say will convince me otherwise.
It's the dunk tank.
This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.
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