Was only a matter of time before someone made this dumb point (hexbear.net)

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[-] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 28 points 3 months ago

JD Vance is on a quest to become the first person to do successful anti-white racism.

[-] ComradePlatypus@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

Yeah but he said diet Mountain Dew which has weird vibes.

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

is it gay to drink diet mountain dew guys?

[-] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 13 points 3 months ago

No, that's Baja blast zero. Diet mountain dew means you're into gilfs.

[-] lil_tank@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

Actually having sex with women is gay because women are womanly by definition and sex is enjoyable so it means you enjoy womanly things

[-] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 3 months ago

True

Also sometimes womanly things like makeup will rub off on your body. Which is gay. One time I ended up with sparkles all over my chest. Don't be like me. Don't be accidentally gay. Stay away from women.

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

yeah, especially when they have glitter eyeshadow and such.. then you get it all over your body and sometimes it just forms in the shape of a star on your back or something like that, and then there's no saving you

[-] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

Diet Dew is the Hasan Piker of sodas.

All the classic flavour of a legacy soda, but the zero calories of a utility soda for an active lifestyle.

[-] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 3 months ago

He basically cut an ad for Pepsi Co yesterday with his before and after fitness journey pics. He openly talks about drinking diet sodas to satisfy the sugar cravings and Diet Mt Dew is one of his favorites

This body brought to you by Diet Mt Dew ™️

I've never had diet mt dew but I can guarantee with zero doubt it tastes like shit.

[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 3 months ago

I preferred diet to sugary when it was in Poland

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

This idiot doesn't even know mountian dew code red is the racist one.

[-] WhiteModerateQuoteHuman@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

Wait serious?

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago

No lmao. Everyone knows fanta is the racist soda.

[-] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

It's a "did you know" aimed at the kind of clueless Atlantic reader that doesn't know anything about Soda lore. Kinda' smug, like all his writing, I guess. Don't hate him or this necessarily since it's basically an easy article for him to write and get monies from The Atlantic, but it's still kinda' dumb to think J.D. Vance was successful at all just name-dropping Dew like "hello fellow, soda drinkers".

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

They should put him in ads.

JD's Dew'n it!

And they could introduce a new flavor - Mountain Dew Diet Extreme.

[-] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

Yes. Please make sure everyone knows about this take. It's really a winning strategy.

[-] DirtyPair@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

ian bogost crawl back into your hole challenge

[-] sloth@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

spoiler

it's not actually good

[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

Obamna

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Conservatives love their soft drinks!

Edit: damnit it doesn't even mention the Baja blast...

[-] fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 months ago

https://archive.ph/loLkg

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

The soft drink, invented in Tennessee in the 1930s as a whiskey mixer

Oh fuck, I gotta go try this

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

All right, here we go. I call this one the "poor life choices." The "recipe" was about two fifths of bourbon, a couple of ice cubes, and the rest is Dew Zero.