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“Lynch, who was acquitted in June in a big U.S. fraud trial, was among the six people who remain unaccounted for after their chartered sailboat sank off Porticello, when a tornado over the water known as a waterspout struck the area overnight, said Salvo Cocina of Sicily’s civil protection agency.“ …anyway…

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[–] blame@hexbear.net 68 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

This guy made license plate scanning and facial recognition and other software to support the police state.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 47 points 3 months ago (3 children)

This guy made

berdly-actually he didn't do shit except pay others to do it while slapping his name on it and collecting the lucre.

[–] blame@hexbear.net 33 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 28 points 3 months ago

I admit I also say "(billionaire grifter) made" quite often and have to catch myself too.

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

pay others to do it while slapping his name on it and collecting the lucre.

Made other people do it and stole the proceeds

Not that they were making anything noble ofc

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

The Steve Jobs model of disruptive innovation.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

Um, excuse me? I don't see you creating jobs? Pick yourself up by the bootstraps, you're just jealous of his intellectual vim and vigor.

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 37 points 3 months ago

Putting the dunk in the dunk tank

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 37 points 3 months ago
[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 35 points 3 months ago

Wishing them a very lost at sea

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It had a crew of 10 people and 12 passengers, the Italian coast guard said. A sudden fierce storm had battered the area overnight, and struck the place precisely where the 56-meter (184-foot) British-flagged Bayesian had been moored.

Holy fuck he named his ship the Bayesian? Peak bazinga nerd bazinga absolute uncritical support to comrade freak storm.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago

Bayesian

I HATE CAPITAL-R "RATIONALISTS" yud-rational

I HATE CAPITAL-R "RATIONALISTS" yud-rational

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 29 points 3 months ago

The Disruptive Innovators of the world continue to demonstrate how repetitive and dull they really are with the same tired boring uses of their lucre. debord-tired

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 28 points 3 months ago

Lynch, who was acquitted in June in a big U.S. fraud trial

There’s no acquittal where he’s headed che-smile

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago

Poseidon demands more sacrifices, his hunger for the flesh of the rich is great.

[–] Chronicon@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

so is it a superyacht or a sailboat? or did they just put sails on a superyacht?

I ask because a superyacht I assume has support staff/victims/etc on board to feel bad for, if it was just this guy and his ilk its crab-party

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm not a boat expert, but that mast height for the size of the boat looks very capsizeable

[–] pinguinu@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 3 months ago

That depends on the ballast, but the greatest danger is that all the winches on those big boats are electric, meaning that if something breaks the sail(s) get(s) stuck and the best case is you get rescued and lose the ship. A booj problem to have indeed

Or they attempted a backflip and it went wrong

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Comrade Storm from the X-Men summoned a water spout and sank it.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Down came the Storm and flushed the bazingas out porky-spider

[–] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Didn't this exact same thing happen in the Wolf of the Wall Street movie?

[–] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

I... will not die... sober!

[–] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Aaahahahaha hahaha die fucker!

[–] LeZero@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

The "Lady Ghislaine" didn't sink though, Trump ended up buying it after Robert Maxwell's death iirc

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

"magnate" is such a pretentious word lol.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

How about GURU lord-bezos-amused

[–] Des@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

killed by a waterspout on a whole big ass sea

like you can just move before it meanders its way to you at 3 mph

[–] iie@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

a tornado at night is functionally invisible, especially if it’s rain-wrapped and there are no arcs from breaking power lines. At best you can glimpse it in brief flashes when lightning silhouettes the funnel, like something out of a horror movie.

[–] Des@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

yeah i know. they were moored too was just doing a bit

been on a tornado kick anyways been watching lots of vids was just imagining one of those sedate EF0 equivilant non-torndaic waterspouts wiping out a big boat

[–] VARXBLE@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 months ago

Wait a second I already saw this movie.

Triangle of Sadness (2022)

[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

huh.. well i guess you can take it with you when you die