cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/5726464
He's responding to a shit ton of anti-zionist twitter accounts through his instagram stories and throwing a tantrum about them. Go to r/h3snark to see more of them
"Laziest, unemployed, softest losers" says 39 year old whose entire life revolves around internet drama
And his crew does pretty much all the labor to make his show run, while he contributes nothing to the conversation and Hila barely says a word all episode. Why is Hila even there? I'm not saying this because I even like the people that actually make the show. But, that crew could all leave, make their own show on internet drama, and be successful.
Why is Hila even there?
Because married, and also she has probably killed Palestinian children IRL and Ethan values her perspective on that (for some silly fucking reason)
Love to see "unemployed" used as a slur. Really shows off the ideology pretty easily!
Esp since his career started from reacting to other people's content for money.
Like my guy, you're famous because you watched a video of some guy named "Joey Salads", who pisses in his own mouth, do some cringe pranks. How fuckin productive do you think you were?
Once again liberals try to fit tankies in the 4chan basement dweller box. 5 pound cheese puffs, mountain dew, and hentai? Come on, you've never even met a tankie. We eat MICROWAVED REFRIED BEANS, SLAM ENERGY DRINKS, AND ENJOY FURRY PORN. GET IT FUCKING STRAIGHT LOSER.
You eat your beans hot?
Yes but they're still in the shape of the can.
Bourgeois decadence, to the wall!
accusations against me:
lazy
unemployed
soft (i took E for this, smh hes right)
drinks mountain dew
hentai dating sim
5 pound jug of cheese puffs
bigot
the accuser:
There are immigrants earning pennies to pick tomatoes in 100 degree weather right now and this fuck has a ton of money for what? Making cringe videos? This is so dumb
As a general rule, the more important the work is to society, the less the worker is likely to be paid for it.
"luxury is when 5 pound bag of cheese snacks"
Motherfucker, that's exactly the problem, we don't want 2kg bags of snacks, we want fucking housing and a stop to genocide
I also want healthy, nourishing food, but for Some Reason, it costs extra to buy produce that isn't loaded up with chemicals.
Listen up jimbo you have your Jalapano Poppers, what more do ya need?
By the way, his crusade against mean tankies started because he honest belived that 9/11 happen because Bin laden was jelous of the USA
And then he started attacking everyone including hasan for being mean to him
By the way, his crusade against mean tankies started because he honest belived that 9/11 happen because Bin laden was jelous of the USA
Imagine being so Burgerbrained that you take Dubya's speeches at face value. 
"Morally lucky" is a really obvious clue who he's been talking to behind the scenes.
It's a guy with an online name better befitting a stripper (no disrespect to strippers btw, just listing facts)
Who has recently been owned by an 70 something year old Finkelstein, agreed 100% with a Nazi (Ben Shapiro), and has spent ~a year now explicitly supporting a genocide while denying a genocide is happening.
It's a classic Mr Borelli line. Of course he didn't invent it, he's not that clever, but he has used it repeatedly for years as an "own" against those who find themselves on the correct side of things more often than not, such as Hasan Piker. It's a cope phrase to protect the fee-fees of gusanos and Zionists.
wait a minute, I think you're confusing people here
This is the guy in the post: h3h3 productions, Ethan Klein
The guy you're thinking of is Steven Bonnell
Can't wait for these two clowns to make a podcast called "Rightovers" or maybe "First Dibs" I dunno. Some play on Leftovers.
They'll have infinite content to discuss where Bonnerama can recount stories from his grandparents about owning slaves and Ethan can be like "hey, at least Israel doesn't want to enslave them!" Dan will probably hang himself after the first episode with a mic cable. Imagine being Ethan's producer over the last year. Jesus Christ.
Also, not that this is even a negative thing on its own, but it's bold of someone who struggles with weight and is an unhealthy food enjoyer to shame someone for food they buy. It's a complete non-issue and not reflective of someone's character, but of course, Ethan has to find any angle to attack someone he feels threatened by
He apparently does not talk about how he lost all the weight that he lost, but it's pretty clear the subtext is he used something like Ozempic.
Now, I think that's great. Ozempic is doing wonders for people I know, and I support his use of it, but it's also very clear that he believes or has believed in the past that it is a form of cheating. It's also entirely possible that he believes he'll be accused of cheating. He is so critical of other people's weight that, too then openly admit his struggle with weight loss and the necessity of something like Ozempic would make him look like a total ass, unless he also acknowledged and apologized for all of the hateful things he said about overweight people in the past.
I don't think that's very on-brand for him though, so we won't see that any time soon.
Who?
hes going after "tankies" who dared to care about Palestine on twitter instead of idk the legions of real fking nazis on the same fucking site?
Yup. He has a persecution complex. Any form of criticism tossed his way is an unjust and unprovoked attack on himself.
Politics aside this guy's content fucking sucks. Like I used to try getting into his stuff but he's such an uninteresting hack. Like I rather sit through fucking Joe Rogan somehow.
you know, when i was a younger, worse person living a different gender, i ran into a skit he did with uhh, filthy frank i think? and i thought it was funny
he did like, two more okay videos with kinda funny concepts before pivoting to a drama guy, fucking boring. i couldn't invest myself in youtuber drama. Then that inane fucking podcast
i realized he sucked pretty early, i just kept hoping maybe the bad take machine would do some funny stuff a bit more, but nah that idiot knows how his bread is buttered and it's not being funny or interesting, but being an incredibly deranged unselfaware narcissist so whatever
i realized he sucked pretty early, i just kept hoping maybe the bad take machine would do some funny stuff a bit more, but nah that idiot knows how his bread is buttered and it's not being funny or interesting, but being an incredibly deranged unselfaware narcissist so whatever
Lol at anything this creep says. Keep him away from kids
He recently had a child with his IDF queen.
My theory is the man is part of a psyop and doesn’t even know it.
Right now he's using his extremely parasocial audience to crowdsource "tankies were mean to me on twitter" stories
unlimited mean tankies on the first world
Lmao I have no idea who they could be actually talking about, all my tankie homies hate Pol Pot.
How many scratches can that "influencer" 
take before giving actual marching orders to his loyal followers? 
I feel like "diet mountain dew" is a dig at Hasan
It's pretty apparent that he has never had any respect for Hassan. The only thing he respected was the size of the audience that came with him when he was on Ethan's shows.
Capitalism's strongest soldier here being the one who owns no capital and produces no value. Some kinda projection about him realizing he is useless to society
I mean, he sucks but he quite literally own capital with the podcast and all that, and it does make money obviously. It isn't a very significant amount, akin to a small business tyrant, but let's be real here.
He thinks of himself as a comedian BTW. Just recycling the Boomer "lazy basement dwelling kids" griping unironically. If he weren't such a fan of killing Palestinian kids it would be pitiable.
Isn't h3h3 a bunch of 4chan slop at heart? I'm amazed they went this long without an absolute cracker crashout
LOL all of that message just applies perfectly to what he's doing to those accounts right now? Except he's a grown man with a wife and kid(s?)? 
Oh sorry, I forgot, if you believe in nothing then the fact that you're not doing anything useful is fine, but people who do believe in something need to be wielding AK-47s and fighting in the jungle 24/7 or else they're larping.
What I wouldn't do to be unemployed, soft, and have the freedom to play games and post on twitter all day.
Podcasters accusing other people of being lazy and entitled is so funny to me.
that was literally just ad hominem
like, no actual points with any substance whatsoever
I’m sorry but the “softest, laziest” and especially the “cheese puff” shit is all projection
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