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Wait, I'm confused, where's E~L~O~N
brilliant
Have they been able to communicate with the ghost of Adolf Hitler to get his endorsement?
I asked in 
if they would accept the endorsement of Hitler, and got 
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The most progressive liberal is the one running for office right now
And the worst conservative in the history of the world is the one running for office right now
Such as it has always been, such as it will always be to them
<————— average liberal
Wasn't OccupyDemocrats this "progressive take over of the democrats" thing? Just once again proving that social democracy is the moderate wing of fascism.
I think it was always an op. The Democrats neutralized Occupy Wall St back in like 2012, there's just some demon in Washington that takea pleasure in wearing the skin of their prey
Definitely AOC. Wonder what she was doing during Occupy 🤔
Not even moderate now
OccupyDemocrats are some of the most annoying ghouls in the entire Dem media sphere. Send this message along if you agree!
Like this post if you want to SHAVE BUSH and DRINK DICK!
From my fridge, I've had it for decades
Gush and Bore make me want to RALPH!
Made me suffer through a couple days of their 3 posts an hour wall to make sure this is real. It is…
"And every time someone tells me I'm complicit in genocide, the endorsements get 10 (whatever the units for evil are, too bad Watt already took W) higher!"
whatever the units for evil are, too bad Watt already took W
I believe the liberal unit of evil is 9/11s
10 9/11s higher? Don't threaten me with a good time
(They're talking about what the Middle East)
At this point why not seek an endorsement from Satan and Kissinger's ghost
”i’m with HER”
I would like to apologize for joking about this some weeks back, didn't realize the lathe was on
It's Time
Send this along if you think the Democrats should literally just become Republicans 
Unironically we're probably seeing what caused the party switch that happened decades ago; I admit I'm not 100% on whether democrats could stop an ex-Republican Democrat candidate from becoming president, but if they can't, we're probably seeing a party switch happening in a few presidencies.
Except this time there's nowhere for everyone to the left of...Mitt Romney? To go
(in 12 years #occupy will be used by richest person in the world and bush-lovers) - things to tell with time machine
#OccupyGaza 
Oh fuck, I'm gonna do an adventurism.
They would probably gain more votes with a puff daddy endorsement. Like who would be moved by a dubya endorsement that wasn't already convinced by Cheney
Kamala would've been apart of his cabinet
She would have jumped in front of the shoe
That shoe was the closest thing we ever got to accountability.
Accountability for a president applied by a victim of one of our wars; so grand that that shoe should be made a world wonder.
They did make a statue of a giant shoe to commemorate it in Iraq, at least we'll always have that.
When I think about it, I dream of a world where that shoe hit that motherfucker right in the face
It wouldn't make the torture that journalist was subjected too worth it, mind you, but at least Bush would have been forever the US president who got smacked by a flying shoe
I wonder if he'll drop one of his infamous "Bush-isms"
Turns out the most infamous Bushism is just white phosphorus
Every day I go a little more insane.
No one should be courting this man's endorsement. The whole Bush administration should have been subject to Nuremberg style war crimes trials. In a just world, old George and Dick would have met the firing squad for their torture program. Motherfucker, there are still inmates in Guantanamo. Bush has the blood of hundreds of thousands, if not millions, on his hands. Painting some folksy pictures and handing Michelle Obama a candy at the funeral of a different war criminal isn't going to wash the blood off. I remember; I can still see it.
I don't know, that John Brown quote or something. I'm just so deeply angry.
He looks more like his zombie dad each year
"They got Himmler, now they want Hitler!"
George Bush is endorsing me for president
Resembling Papi more and more
Except the best trait of his.