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Is a good thing he doesn't own any land in florida
This is like one of those dreams where you hear something that strikes you to your very core with how deep and profound it is, but then you wake up and realize it was all gibberish
According to 
you can't hear in your dreams
yeah well according to the 90s batman cartoon you cant read in your dreams
batman cartoon basically predicted AI image generation
Joke's on you, batman, i can't read while I'm awake, either
Half-true in my experience. I can read very short/simple text, but anything longer than a short sentence and I repeatedly try and fail to reread it while the text keeps changing.
I wonder, is there something like Aphantasia for sound? Like, cant clearly call to mind a sound effect or a characters voice? I've spoken with some people who are surprised by things like that meme that goes
Oh bother, you're reading this in my voice, aren't you?
I wonder if Felix has something like that?
Wouldn't surprise me at all
Like yeah he did say all that but he was rambling for over a minute and a half after the question before the quote started and they cut like 4 sentences with an ellipsis before the second half of the "quote."
"I like... butt... smells" is just as accurate a "quote"
Say what you will about the Big Slightly-Wet Boy, but he sure doesn't mince words. He does load them into a fucking Salad Shooter set to "spray 'n pray," however.
It’s a fucking wood chipper
Is he remembering gameplay from Worms: Armageddon?
also a Worms: Armageddon player here (once upon a time), represent
I kinda get Biden struggling to put this guy away, he was already gone afterall, but JFC is Kamala fucking up big time. If she loses it would easily top Hillary losing in 2016.
I'm imagining them running the 100 meters to determine who will be president. Kamala is certain she can't lose. How could she? The starting gun goes off and after Kamala takes three bold steps she manages to trip herself very badly. She falls to the ground, smashes her head, and knocks herself out. Trump hardly notices. He's walking in various directions, going in circles, at times he comes to a stop then dances a bit to music that isn't there, and he sometimes goes backwards. But after a few minutes - he does manage to make enough forward progress to cross the finish line.
right? I mean it's losing to the same guy, after he's completely lost his mind
Like read his mixing sand and water in 
voice.
This guy is even more incoherent than biden.... And biden's brain was glitching in real time
Is he talking about concrete?
I think so
after watching the video he plays it off as vaguesplaining some environmental building b.s. to, i guess the interviewer? where the quoted bit says "YOU know about building, that's what YOU do" (when I read the quote without watching I thought he was using a general "you" because he was rambling like a crazy person
Is ... this a word for word quote or just a shit post?
Trump drops out last second and the election ends up Vance vs Kamala 
trump is bmf
lost his posting powers since being banned
OP, c'mon video for the dunk tank, please. Grumble.
Jump to ~2:04 - https://xcancel.com/KamalaHQ/status/1846747316633411673#m
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They shouldn't have edited that stuff out. He sounds even more unhinged with it. Our Big Brain Melty Boy. His brain is leaking out his ears in realtime. If there were ~3 months until election day - I don't think he'd make it without being on stage and saying something like "I need to poopie. I gotta go. I need to poopie. Why am I here?"
If he get reelected - his inauguration speech is gonna be total word salad that goes on for 4+ hours.
we're competing against countries that don't spend anything on climate change, like - CHINA (& others)
idk if we watched the same video because, imo, the quote in the OP (partially by omitting like a minute of him talking) makes him sound like his brain has exited his body, but in the actual video he's like 75% coherent and at least aware enough to keep going back to what actually matters- his shitty fascist talking points. like, I really do not think that any conservative leaning person watching this video would have even remotely the same impression of him, they'd just hear him say a lot of bullshit they agree with i.e. "can't compete with countries that spend nothing on climate change!" and go YEAHH MAGA WOO WOO WOO YEE HAW
Yeah, Trump's way of communicating looks ridiculous written out, but it's more cogent as spoken word. My grandma talks like that.
Way back in 2016 - he vomited up a lengthy incoherent mess about his genius uncle at MIT. Libs liked the "run-on sentence" so much that Lin-Manuel Miranda made a song from it. The libs were sure Trump was going to get destroyed on election day so they loved that shit. Meanwhile Trump's hogs didn't care. If they did notice - it was their hero owning the libs because they care about shit that doesn't matter.
But today's Trump is clearly a different person. He sounds like mere months away from being unable to draw a clock. I'm sure even the hogs know that in their heart of hearts.
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Donald Trump's 'Nuclear' Speech
"Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you're a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it's true! — but when you're a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number.
That's why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we're a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it's not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago.
He would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it's four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven't figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it's gonna take them about another 150 years.
But the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible."
Lin-Manuel Miranda Presents: The Donald Trump Run-On Sentence Musical.
holy shit that video sucks
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
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