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Fuck you Bernie (hexbear.net)
submitted 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) by CleverOleg@hexbear.net to c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net

Link to his tweet

You know, my plan when Bernie eventually dies, was to not exactly celebrate; but more to reflect that, yeah even though he ended up being a liberal Zionist piece of shit I respect the fact that he started something that got many of us on the pipeline.

But fuck that, now I will be doing crab dances when he dies and piss on his grave.

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[-] bigbrowncommie69@hexbear.net 13 points 57 minutes ago

We need to stop crediting Bernie with making people socialist. It's great man theory and it's anti-materialist bs. Bernie did not invent socialism. He was just the guy who capitalised on a lot of people feeling dissolutioned and turning toward left-wing ideas. Many of us would have found our way to the left without Bernie. If it wasn't him it would have been one of the numerous "left tubers" cropping up around the same time, or the actual left parties trying to assert a presence or some other SocDem grifter trying to convince people that the liberal party is the path to socialism.

In reality, the "Bernie moment" has been a road block for far more people than a pipeline. He claimed what he was selling was socialism and people fell for it and now everyone's dissolutioned, waiting for the next Bernie or else still trying to work within the party that screwed him. He got a lot of people who could have been genuinely radicalised in a period of economic turmoil to hitch their wagon to the "progressive wing" of the DNC and they're not letting go.

Bernie killed leftist momentum in the US. He didn't ignite it. It began with Occupy and it was derailed by his bullshit grifting. Guy should have just run as DSA or independent ffs. He's right-wing for a SocDem ffs.

[-] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 5 points 48 minutes ago
[-] autismdragon@hexbear.net 1 points 1 minute ago

I cant even muster the strength to be mad anymore. This shit just bounces off me. I'm just like oh, the old man said something Zionist again. Ok.

[-] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 6 points 1 hour ago

But fuck that, now I will be doing crab dances when he dies and piss on his grave.

[-] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 57 minutes ago)

But fuck that, now I will be doing crab dances when he dies and piss on his grave.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 28 points 2 hours ago

Parenti was right about Bernie all along. As well as everything else.

[-] bigbrowncommie69@hexbear.net 3 points 1 hour ago

I thought they were friends. What did he say about Bernie?

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 9 points 49 minutes ago

BERNIE AND ME by Michael Parenti

People have asked me what I think of the Bernie Sanders campaign. Bernie and I used to be close political friends up in Vermont in the early 1970s. We ran together on a third party ticket (the Liberty Union Party). I ran for the U.S. House of Representatives and Bernie ran for the U.S. Senate. (I got 7% of the vote; he got 3 or 4%--but who's counting.)

Bernie stayed in Vermont. I wanted to write rather than run for office in one-sided campaigns. So I spent the years writing books, articles, teaching courses, giving interviews, doing guest lectures all over the country, and marching in demonstrations. But I remained good friends with Bernie. I gave him moral and monetary support in his successful campaigns for Mayor of Burlington, then U.S. House of Representatives.

But I eventually broke with him because of his position on the Yugoslavia war, the "humanitarian war" as Bill Clinton and his national security state people called it. As did many liberals and some Trotskyites and anarchists, Bernie stood shoulder to shoulder with NATO and the CIA and the Clinton White House in the destruction of Yugoslavia, the 78 days of bombing, drenching Serbia in depleted uranium, leaving Serbia with the highest cancer rate in Europe and breaking up Yugoslavia, one of the best social democracies in Europe, though not without its serious blemishes.

Today, I wish Bernie the best. He is a Democrat although he calls himself a socialist and an independent. But he takes very good stands on Social Security, human services, and curbing the banksters. However, he has voiced not a word about what his foreign policy might be. I suspect it has not improved. I will most likely not be voting for him. Probably I will support some third-party candidate who will run a hard hopeless campaign---of the kind we used to do in Vermont years ago. ----MICHAEL PARENTI

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 4 points 50 minutes ago

They used to be at least, Bernie's support for the bombing of Yugoslavia changed Parenti's opinion of him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLNQEHbusSA

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 50 minutes ago

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[-] RION@hexbear.net 5 points 1 hour ago

Probably low on the list to dunk on things here but the 1200 "innocents" figure always irks me. 300-400 were soldiers! Literally the least innocent thing you can be from a warfare standpoint

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 1 hour ago

Zionism, not even once

[-] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 20 points 2 hours ago
[-] Barx@hexbear.net 8 points 1 hour ago
[-] newacctidk@hexbear.net 7 points 1 hour ago

To reiterate something Felix tweeted months ago, I can't wait till he fucking dies

[-] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 11 points 1 hour ago

Fuck off, Bernie

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 18 points 2 hours ago

Irrelevant old fart stfu challenge

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 38 points 3 hours ago

Bold for a US senator to be calling anyone else a war criminal flattened-bernie stalin-gun-1stalin-gun-2

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 25 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

You automatically win the war if you kill the enemy king.

A leader is a king; people need to be ruled, it's human nature. Nothing works unless there's 1 person in command of literally everything.

Everybody knows this, it's all common knowledge.

Should have died a hero

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 33 points 3 hours ago

Like any 'left' zionist, he is

seemingly unable to give a talk or write an article or book review on whatever political subject without injecting some {western chauvinist} side swipe

[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 22 points 3 hours ago

okay guys but look, he's using a green and white letterhead, it's clearly a coded message, he's flying Hamas colors which means he's writing this against his will, he can still win angery

[-] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 11 points 2 hours ago
[-] Cummunism@hexbear.net 16 points 3 hours ago

oh, NOW there's no justification. before this, totally cool and ok. but now? RED LINE.

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 76 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

"There is now no justification"

"There is now no justification"

"There is now no justification"

There never was any justification for the genocide you fucking chauvinist western imperialist. Fuck you Bernie.

[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 46 points 4 hours ago
[-] Frank@hexbear.net 53 points 4 hours ago
[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 44 points 4 hours ago

Easily much higher. They stopped counting very early on when the infrastructure to actually officially recognise deaths crumbled. Lancet published a review a month or two ago that said the real number was likely around 130-180k

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 31 points 3 hours ago

The did the same thing in Yemen. They stopped counting a year or two in and the number remained static.

Like what the fuck?

[-] TheModerateTankie@hexbear.net 16 points 1 hour ago

They did that with covid deaths in the US, too

[-] git@hexbear.net 40 points 4 hours ago

42,000 confirmed. Israel has destroyed the civilian infrastructure that does the counting. It’s easily in the hundreds of thousands by now.

[-] TheModerateTankie@hexbear.net 35 points 4 hours ago

120,000 is the low estimate

[-] miz@hexbear.net 60 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

There is now no justification

Bernie you should be embarrassed for believing this flimsy pretext in the first place. shameless the way this liberal zionist filth tries to pin essential crimes of the zionist project on Netanyahu alone

[-] miz@hexbear.net 43 points 4 hours ago

a few months post Al-Aqsa Flood when it became clear Bernie wasn't going to use the term "genocide", I trashed most of the Bernie campaign materials left from 2020. I had boxes of stuff. the only thing I held onto was a nice full-zip Bernie campaign hoodie. It's one of the few things I haven't thrown out but now I have the impulse to burn it because there's no context in which I can imagine wearing it again

[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 16 points 3 hours ago

I ended up with some free swag for [extremely ghoulish corporation] that I've held onto in the hopes that I could find a very funny situation to wear it, so there's always that angle. I realize that it's a lot more painful to hold on to something that you once felt proud of, though.

I have a CIA pen in my drawer for that exact reason. Only corpo swag I use are stickers from small places like Goulet pens, and a Hudson River trading sticker that says "code with hrt".

[-] Barx@hexbear.net 5 points 1 hour ago

Goulet pens' owners were recently revealed to be part of a very homophobic church group and did not disavow, kept liking gross stuff on social media.

Sorry lol

[-] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 5 points 58 minutes ago* (last edited 52 minutes ago)

Interesting (derogatory)

[-] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 7 points 1 hour ago

Same, one depressing but also funny part of going to STEM exclusive job fairs is that I have a lot of swag from military and weapons contractors I try to use ironically.

I remember putting chiquita stickers on a CIA booth at one of those. Good times.

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 8 points 3 hours ago

Yeah I have a similar thing, a shirt from a summer camp that was sponsored by... one of the worst companies. I don't really know if I've had a good opportunity to wear it though.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 21 points 4 hours ago

You could always stich 'Fuck' onto it

[-] miz@hexbear.net 18 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

hmm maaaaybe, but then people might think it's a Trump sweatshirt because it says 2020 underneath the Bernie

maybe if I also add "social imperialist and genocide enabler" underneath.

Do the entire text of Fisher on capitalist realism

[-] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 18 points 2 hours ago

Leftist meme sweater

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