this made me shriek with laughter π it truly is art, jfc
that fake product guy wishes he could come up with this kind of thing
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this made me shriek with laughter π it truly is art, jfc
that fake product guy wishes he could come up with this kind of thing
OK. But has anyone tried it?
"Incredibly dubious" can we leave the editorializing out of this? Just the facts please
It definitely works, but only for werewolves
I'm sorry I besmirched the reputation of the good folks behind ENLARGE PENIS π
if only all product names were this blunt and to the point
Its "to the point" alright
Me when I take this
This is the kinda thing that needs to be on billboards
That wolf isn't roaring, he's howling in pain because that shit burns
I was thinking it would be really funny if the liquid in the bottle was just tabasco or something
Wasp venom. The enlargement effect only works if you're allergic.
She, actually. Didn't even want a penis, spilled it on her thigh so its all off center too...
Rip π
There was a story about a dude who shot up bull erection stimulant in a night club and had tremendous pain but I can't find it.
38 centimeters in two hours seems incredibly painful
Not just for the grower. Imagine being so porn-brained that this seems reasonable.
I was just thinking that with the advent of ai porn, i bet people are starting to get bespoke sexual complexes not even crafted by human hands
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my dick split open and locusts flew out!
I'm gonna buy some and use it to water my plants, let's see what happens.
Experiment idea: Buy this as well as the hair growth and boob growth remedies along with that weird contraption that's supposed to make your butt bigger from AliExpress and apply liberally until you look like a Chewbacca shaped like Nicki Minaj with a dick that drags on the ground
Someone else can do that. I don't wanna end out in a The Fly style situation
This is body horror
I think I 'read' this hentai. Set up cameras.
Wait, do I become a wolf man, a bull man or just a regular bull with an enormous penis? Only one way to find out I guess.
Please wolf please wolf please wolf
Bloody hell, that lens flare : "And to you Frodo Baggins, I give the light of EΓ€rendil our most beloved star. May it be a-Wait, what are you doing? NO! THAT'S NOT WHAT IT'S FOR!"
This is like the perfect PPB equivalent to drop on anyone whose solutions are more deregulation
why would I want such a significant reduction in length?
This was a plot in the Harley Quinn episode we watched last night. Bane took some magic elixir for a bigger schlong then fucked a bunch of buildings to death.
Damn beat me to it
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38cm? Why would I want to downgrade?
They need an incredibly dubious penis reduction elixir for transfems now (it provides material to use for the penis enlargement of others)
The Law of Equivalent Sexchange :kelly:
this is the kind of content that I scroll for. a true masterpiece.
why would you want penis that big?
Because:
so they conclude that in order to be a valid man they must have an enormous penis
Genuinely wish thought countering this would enter mainstream thought. I donβt want my partner to have a huge dick. I like to not feel like Iβm being bisected at my vagina. I also donβt enjoy the feeling of someone bottoming out in me. Just learn how to treat women. Seriously.
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