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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 112 points 1 year ago

doomer: The causes of the current Russia-Ukraine conflict are complex and go back years

wojak-nooo: NO, IT'S SIMPLE, PUTLER BAD!

doomer: That guy is literally a Nazi, and he should be shunned and punished for participating in atrocities

so-true: Actually, it's a lot more complicated than that!

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 82 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] Kestrel@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago

Satire is dead

[–] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 45 points 1 year ago

When I first saw this I thought it was too much of a stretch even for satire. Oh how wrong I was.

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[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 79 points 1 year ago

Me, an educated liberal who understands nuance and a delicate critique of the human condition: "Just because you were conducting an industrial scale eugenics program across Eastern Europe in cooperation with a bunch of German secret police, doesn't mean you were actually a member of a German-originated partisan nationalist movement."

Also me: "Do not attempt to deny the Uighur genocide. We must liberate Xinjiang at all costs. The only good removed is a dead removed."

[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 67 points 1 year ago (2 children)

agony-shrooms me watching history get revised in real time over the past 2 weeks

spoileralso i know we had a fucking emoji of sus jerma grabbing his own hair in agony but i can't remember what the fuck it was called what was it

[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

This has been a 70 years long struggle in Canada, they've been whitewashing the Galizien division for at least that long. This is the first time ANYTHING happened of any consequence (the speaker resigning and some discourse on the Grits) to the promotion of nazi shit here and this is the pushback.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

Canada is such a nice polite country. Just don't ask about their multi-generations long project to nurture Nazi counter-insurgencies or their ongoing genocidal wars against First Nations people or what their mining companies are doing across the world or...

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yea, even when there was a spat of people correctly labeling Nazi monuments with spray paint there really wasn't that much of a reaction when people learned about their existence. The cops were even going to investigate one as a "hate crime". Of course they're all still standing to the best of my knowledge, and (un)surprisingly I haven't really heard anything about them during this round of people learning of Canada's love affair with "former" members of the ss

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[–] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“One of the ways of getting into Canada during the postwar period ‘was by showing the SS tattoo,’ Canadian historian Irving Abella told 60 Minutes interviewer Mike Wallace. ‘This proved that you were an anti-Communist.’”

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

There we go, yes! Thank you!

[–] pastalicious@hexbear.net 59 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How are we so far into this dumb war and everyone still believes in the smol bean widdle innocent Ukraine mythos? I needed two fucking minutes on wikipedia to see that they were huge Nazi collaborators who did participate in genocide. They were literally some of the people doing the war crimes depicted in Come and See.

[–] RedCat@lemmygrad.ml 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

I built a mind palace to justify the economic hegemony that makes it so I can be a historically illiterate liberal, don't kill the mood with things like "truth."

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 57 points 1 year ago

When you want to own Putin so badly for 4 years of Trump being rude on twitter you end up supporting nazis morshupls

[–] BrezhnevsEyebrows@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Ok but "when history is complicated, it can be a gift to propagandists who exploit the appeal of simplicity" is a good bit, im gonna steal that and use it on people who start talking shit about the USSR

look, it's very simple actually: everyone that america has ever fought has been basically a nazi, except the actual nazis, who were just patriots fighting against social degeneration and communism.

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[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Liberals: "Well acktchually just because they were in the Waffen SS as a foot soldier who is documented to have murdered civilians while serving in an official capacity that doesn't mean they were a Nazi and that doesn't mean they deserve punshiment. History is very complicated"

Also Liberals: "Well acktchually that black man deserved to be brutalized by police because he was walking in a neighborhood that he didn't live in! Society is not complicated at all"

[–] President_Obama@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

It's not clickbait, the author really is just stupid. Or malicious.

He makes the case that since the unit Hunka served in wasn't convicted of war crimes, he was just an innocent soul who had to make a choice between two evils. He's equating the USSR and Nazi Germany.

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Edit: I thought the Russia brainworms in the article were just a lib being a lib, but this guy is a pro at it. He used to work for the UK military as an advisor/consultant surrounding Russia, and now leads the "Conflict Studies Research Centre, a group of subject matter experts in Eurasian security." Writing about how bad Russia is has been his life's work

CSRC's members are drawn from among staff of the UK Ministry of Defence's former open source research groups, the Advanced Research and Assessment Group (ARAG) and Research and Assessment Branch (R&AB).

[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All of the Waffen SS without exception was charged with war crimes at Nuremburg. Canada had their own special commission in the 80s that was not allowed to cite the Nuremburg trial and that's probably what he was referring to. Hunkas unit was in the Waffen SS despite the name change in 1945. Hunka himself joined in 1943, he wasn't caught up in stuff - also, true Ukrainian patriots joined the Red Army to liberate their homeland not the invading Nazi German army. The Red Army had plenty of Ukranians in it in WW2, it's not like they were confused who they should fight unless... th3y were nazis.

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[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

unlike Nazi Germany, leaders and soldiers of the Soviet Union were never put on trial for their war crimes

anakin-padme-2 All the Nazi leaders were tried for war crimes, right?

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Also, the USSR did prosecute its own soldiers for war crimes where those occured

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

But they werent put on trial by us, the rightful rulers of the Earth

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[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

the single frame of Charlie in the SS uniform really makes this

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“There’s a lot of complicated reasons for why a German soldier would’ve flooded a gas chamber with Zyklon-B that don’t necessarily make them a Nazi”

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[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago

Next:

"Being a member of the Nazi Party does not make you a Nazi, even if you were completely unrepentant after the war and did nothing to try to justify why you would be not a Nazi." By a Heidegger scholar

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

When history is complicated, it can be a gift to propagandists who exploit the appeal of simplicity

porky-happy and an even bigger gift to corporate media propagandists who will exploit people's lack of historical awareness to support fascism!

[–] btfod@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

Really told on themselves, didn't they?

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

The best propaganda has always been the truth, which is really inconvenient for some people.

[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

liberals are the lowest, filthiest, slimiest creatures on planet earth

[–] Cromalin@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Haha

Okay

I should get more guns

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[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

My hitler detector disagrees, it's going fuckin' crazy hitler-detector

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

The followup I always have is "okay, not necessarily. But what about the specific instance we're talking about?" Because this almost always comes up when discussing a Nazi. (This is RE article title, not OP title)

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

"IT'S COMPLICATED"

aaaa floppy-parrot

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

This has gotta be a parody

[–] iie@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

I like how he did a little dance to preemptively label anyone who disagrees as a propagandist

[–] Rod_Blagojevic@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Liberals are pretty good at remembering to say " the right to do what?" when someone talks about state's rights and the American civil war. Why can't they ask the same kind of question when someone's an anti-soviet freedom fighter?

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why can't they ask the same kind of question when someone's an anti-soviet freedom fighter?

because the bourgeoisie are capable of being progressive in questions of slavery and feudalism but only capable of being reactionary on the question of socialism. This is because of their class interests.

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[–] JuneFall@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No real Communist exists. Sure Che and Castro did take up armed ML struggle and freed a nation, but that doesn't necessarily make you a communist.

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

You are now a mod on r/ultraleft

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[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

lol they arent talking about some insurgents who took some material help or something they are talking about a guy who joined the waffen ss which handed over jews to death camps and shit

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