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[–] RION@hexbear.net 111 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Zionistsunity Libertarians

Deciding 10 years old is enough

[–] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

Beat me to it.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 108 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Libertarians solidarity Israelis

"10 year olds are adults"

[–] RION@hexbear.net 88 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago

Sometimes our botfarm algorithms go awry it's okay. I still upbeared you both :)

[–] Nagarjuna@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago

Fwiw your phrasing is a little funnier

[–] Omegamint@hexbear.net 91 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Well you see it’s more like ephebocide..

[–] Romeo@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

All time historic banger.

[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

Holy SHIT lmao

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 79 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago

obliterated

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 51 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Once they hit puberty they stop being photogenic and start looking all scary and terrorist

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 53 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

They would never look at a white 10 year old and be afraid of them like they are for brown ones. I work with children. A 10 year old looks like a child. People dont start getting to "could maybe pass for an adult" age until mid teens, and even thats rare.

[–] ProfessorAdonisCnut@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also, if you kill a "could maybe pass for an adult" person, you still did child murder

yeah it's murder not selling beer

yeah brown children get assumed to be adults younger

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago

quotes around child
age range provided is 89% legally children, 11% the first year of legal adulthood

Wall.

[–] manuallybreathing@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

this reeks of actually its ephebophilia energy

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

libertarian-approaching "If they are old enough to have sex with me they are old enough to be murdered by Israel"

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've gotten three death threats in the last hour. That's fun.

Nitter

I. Must. Not. Fed. Post.

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He also tweeted...

The commies found me. Was bound to happen sooner rather than later

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I want to make my first Twitter account just to send this guy a death threat

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

I'll go ahead and assume that "I want to make..." means "I will make..."

So I'll say it ahead of time - thank you for your service.

Please also ask him...

Why don't you think 10 year-olds in Gaza are children?

People keep asking him that.

[–] privatized_sun@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's fun.

neoliberalism = soy Ted Lasso fascism

[–] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

Military-aged persons.

[–] Jenniferr@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is honestly really disgusting where is this guy making this post let's have a civil discussion in this parking lot over here

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

[hides crowbar] I just want to talk

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

paulie-point hello mr. scrapyard guy. please crush this car. no.... there is nobody in the trunk.

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Here's a pound of gabaghoul for your troubles. You're a good guy.

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

it's not pedocide it's ephebocide

Damnit someone beat me to it

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 year ago

Oh god he works for a vc

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Honestly just makes me think of the shooting at Utøya, how Br*ivik spared an 11 year old's life saying he was "too young to die", while he saw no issue in shooting like 33 other minors. May that bastard die in as much pain as he inflicted on the world and may his prospective grave be desecrated by all who pass by it.

[–] Kaisen@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Libs are unfeeling, soulless psychopaths.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] privatized_sun@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

venture capital

Silicon Valley

really weird how all these satanic finance imperialists love fascism

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Well to be fair they're one of the few that actually equate capitalism and fascism other than people like us.

[–] Gorillatactics@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

"As you can see the children were just as old as the children who continue to bully me even though I'm an adult."

[–] Smeagolicious@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I don’t believe in a hell but I may will one into being for scum like this