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[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 43 points 11 months ago (3 children)

They're not tech people, they're theater people. And they're easily wowed by the big new fancy-smancy tech that is "cutting edge"

We've seen this before, with George Lucas' special edition Star Wars and the prequels being full of the finest CGI 1999 could offer. It'll probably be a decade or two before this stuff is anywhere close to looking decent.

[–] CrushKillDestroySwag@hexbear.net 47 points 11 months ago (2 children)

the finest CGI 1999 could offer

Never Forget

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

Legit looks worse than some AI art from 5 years ago

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

That scene was good even if the CGI was bad. Or maybe I’m biased because I read the novelization first that included it.

[–] CrushKillDestroySwag@hexbear.net 27 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Disagree. The scene was cut from the original version for a good reason - it establishes nothing that wasn't already covered by the Han-Greedo scene. Putting it in just slows the pace of the film's first act.

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Disagree because it ties into the, by the early 90s, established lore of Han’s time working as a smuggler for Jabba.

The old expanded universe had a lot of lore about Han’s time as a glorified drug dealer.

[–] CrushKillDestroySwag@hexbear.net 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but my point is that all of that was already covered in Han's conversation with Greedo. You don't need two scenes where he says "you think I had a choice? even I get boarded some times".

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Eh, it adds additional details. A more detailed world is better.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It adds an unnecessary scene to the run time. It was a smart chop.

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I think I’ve identified a key point of disagreement. You value shorter run times. I am the opposite. 3 hours min given the price point. Also, longer movies get to tell more complex stories and ought to be encouraged. Example: the last duel.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Different movies should be edited different and there isn't a universally good movie length. Something like star wars should be 90 minutes to 2 hours. I can vibe with a long movie but I don't think it's how they all should be

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[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Please think critically for a second. If in Episode 2 when Obi is arguing with that Droid about the location of a planet, after he left the camera just panned back to the robot who then spent 5 hours rattling of cosmology facts, explaining the precise orbits of a few dozen planets that are never otherwise mentioned, along with their moons, that would be "a more detailed world" and a shitpost of a bad film.

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[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

Although still in the original you can see three or four Greedos in the background behind the millennium falcon while they escape.

[–] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That scene sucks because Han would not fucking walk over jabbas tail and make him squeak without being iced by other members of the crime syndicate. It would be like some nobody runner pinching sonny and calling him a microdick and then just walking away unscathed.

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The amount of money he was in the hole is a damn strong incentive to try and keep him alive tk lay you back eventually.

If I owe you 100 it’s my problems I owe you a 100k it’s your problem type shit.

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Counterpoint: When the empire freezes him, they just put him on display and then repeatedly try to kill him when people try to break him out, and all this without basically any complicating of his relationship with Jabba prior. Han should have at least had the shit kicked out of him for what he did, especially since his debt was past due.

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

That would be an interesting take on it. I’d buy a ticket to that version of the movie.

Edit: I lied. I’d pirate it. Point stands.

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[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Neither James Camwron or George Lucas are theater people in the slightest. They're film people and both did works that were incredible technical achievements. Both of these guys are camera and lense and lighting and editing system nerds first and do the theater stuff so they can get a budget to do the technical stuff.

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[–] Aria@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I mean they have eyes. They look at the results and decide they like it. Looking at this, I think it looks worse, but it's not hugely different and I can easily believe it looking better in motion. (The picture in the body. The post-picture looks better in the version that has multiple colours, can't tell if that's new or old, but I doubt the technology chose to make it all blue on its own).

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 11 months ago

I don't think the people at the top actually sit down and watch the entire process. They are just told it will make the picture "clearer" or "sharper" or "more up to date" or something, they're wined and dined and constantly told how "advanced" this stuff is. If they've put a lot of money into "updating" something they've done, they probably don't want to admit to themselves that they just wasted millions, they'll focus on the positives of it, rather than the negatives.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 23 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I can't even tell which side is before and which side is after

[–] Walk_On@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

In both pictures, the left is before and the right is after.

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Weird how it desaturates in the first one but adds saturation in the second one

[–] flan@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

i have a feeling one of the pictures has it reversed but we can't tell because we're looking at screenshots of screenshots

[–] davel@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I, too, am a philistine who finds these changes to be, if not imperceptible then inconsequential.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I just thought the second one looked better on the right and the first one looked better on the left

[–] davel@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

FWIW I was being sincere, about myself anyway; I can’t speak for you.

[–] JakenVeina@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It might be much more noticable as an actual video, or at the full 4K resolution, but posting these low-resolution still side-by-sides just makes the OP look like a snob.

[–] Walk_On@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

but posting these low-resolution still side-by-sides just makes the OP look like a snob.

Wait, what? lol

I don’t think you know what the word ‘snob’ means.

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago

Short answer brrrrrrrrrrrr

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago

It's just a movie, not a full TV series or whatever. In absolutely certain the original reels or negatives exist to do a real upscale. For most things I'd rather just keep the original home release quality and leaven it as is, or at least DVD quality for most I should say. Horror movies should be vhs quality as well as certain comedies etc. But if you're gonna do it, don't half ass the process. A lot of people worked really fucking hard to make it look how it does and having an AI paint all over it and call it better is crap.

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

People act like True Lies is a good movie when it's insufferable. The Terminator is the only good film Cameron ever made. Maybe Aliens on a good day.

[–] Yeat@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

excuse me way of water exists

[–] Yeat@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago (5 children)
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[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

oh no the movie that literally inspired the "dirka dirka mohammed jihad" "gag" isn't preserved perfectly noooooooooooo retvrn pls

[–] Walk_On@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

Yeah, I’m not really a huge fan of this movie, it’s just the two examples that have gotten the most discussion. Cameron has applied this to several of his other films that have been re-released in 4k and it serves as a bad precedent towards how much filmmakers choose to manipulate and change their past works like Lucas did.

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh, God. Cameron is going down the George Lucas route. Hearing Darth Vader scream, "Nooooo!" as he carried Palpatine and seeing people cry to that killed a part of me.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 11 months ago

DO NOT WANT!!!!!

[–] flan@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

which one's which?

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

cant believe AI turned a swarthy Austrian like Arnold into a white man

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

The AI one looks so desaturated it looks like a Bourne movie

[–] driving_crooner 8 points 11 months ago

To be honest, the second picture dosen't look bad. It had a more modern photography that can hurt the sensibilities of people who remember it with a more hot color temperature, but it also dosen't looks like a TV movie now.

[–] Walk_On@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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