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[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 130 points 2 years ago (2 children)

culturally underdeveloped people

Well that's certainly a phrase that is in no way racistwhat-the-hell

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 81 points 2 years ago

what's all this nazism doing in my anticommunism?

[–] silent_water@hexbear.net 47 points 2 years ago

when your culture is rotten to the core, it would certainly seem that other cultures are uhh unripened

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 89 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Are these people really that ignorant?

[–] TraumaDumpling@hexbear.net 75 points 2 years ago (1 children)

LMFAO these people think gold and diamonds just spawn on the surface like Monster Hunter resource gathering points and all you have to do is pick them up

what is mining? sounds like Tankie Misinformation to me lol

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 52 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Plus the extensiveness to which they have already been mined means generally further mining operations need to go much deeper underground, making it all the more expensive. These fuckers are talking like you can just pan for gold and get by the ingot.

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[–] dom@hexbear.net 54 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Those people are deeply unserious

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[–] robinn_IV@hexbear.net 49 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I wonder if there’s some sort of monopoly on diamonds artificially inflating their price. Does Marx talk about supply/demand and explain that this can alter prices but not value? I wonder.

Anyways, this person thinking it takes no time/effort to “produce” diamonds/gold is funny (esp. with the case of lab diamonds).

[–] axont@hexbear.net 47 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Marx does talk about precious/luxury goods in Capital volume 1 actually. If I remember right he specifically talks about pearls and paintings. But if I remember right he doesn't define paintings as commodities, since their value can't be reproduced through the same methods, since the value comes from the rarity associated with the artist. He says something similar about pearls too.

But that poster is completely wrong. Gold doesn't take labor to mine out of the ground? Diamonds don't take labor to mine or synthesize? What

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[–] robinn_IV@hexbear.net 86 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

Progressive left's worldview can be roughly summarized as "America bad, capitalism bad". It's barely any more nuanced than the GOP electorate, whose entire philosophy seems to be "Trump good, own the libs".

Heh, my ideology is so much more complex. See, I believe socialism bad, white capitalist countries good.

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 74 points 2 years ago

America bad, capitalism bad

This would make you have a correct opinion 95% of the time.

[–] Tommasi@hexbear.net 47 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Painful amounts of projection.

Neoliberals have zero nuance. If something is designated as an enemy by the state department, everything it does in every situation is bad, and everything negative someone says about it must be true. But it's the people who think it's more complicated who just don't see nuance.

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[–] cricbuzz@hexbear.net 85 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (7 children)

a lot of people that call themselves leftists just adopt “capitalism bad and culturally underdeveloped people good” as their core principle and go from there instead of reading the books

Honestly, (aside from the racist framing) if you follow these rules you'll probably be on the correct side of history 99% of the time

[–] axont@hexbear.net 65 points 2 years ago (3 children)

"culturally underdeveloped" has got to be the most liberal way of saying something racist I've ever heard. They might as well just come out and say savages or barbarians. How does this framework even operate? The USA is supposedly culturally developed? The only country that has dropped atom bombs on civilians and has the largest prison population? Ok.

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[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 60 points 2 years ago (3 children)

culturally undeveloped people

My hitler-detector is emitting the Kill Bill siren

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[–] muddi@hexbear.net 82 points 2 years ago (8 children)

leftists just adopt “capitalism bad and culturally underdeveloped people good” as their core principle and go from there instead of reading the books

This is fucking racist

The Avatar worldview. The James Cameron one, not the good one

Yeah sure ATLA certainly has no black and white message about the consequences of industrialism and imperialism on pre-industrial societies.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 74 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

This exchange really exposes how disgusting liberals are

leftists just adopt “capitalism bad and culturally underdeveloped people good” as their core principle and go from there instead of reading the books

Lmao ghouls saying the quiet part out loud be less racist loser

Do you like lgbt rights,freedom of speech,rights for women? All of these are signs of an objectively more developed culture.cultures that don’t have these are worse for their own people. Or do you think every cultural practice holds equal value? smuglord

Using LGBT+ rights and women's rights as a racist cudgel to justify neoliberal economic policy and imperialism, which directly contributes to these nation's reactionary governments (and in many cases the imperialists fund and back reactionaries that PROMOTE these discriminatory governments). This is also ignoring all of the reactionary policies in the imperial core that are enacted by their favourite neoliberal politicians. These shitstains have no right to concern troll or virtue signal over minority rights and women's rights when they don't actually care about it.

Liberals are deeply unserious.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 50 points 2 years ago (11 children)

Using LGBT+ rights and women's rights as a racist cudgel to justify neoliberal economic policy and imperialism, which directly contributes to these nation's reactionary governments (and in many cases the imperialists fund and back reactionaries that PROMOTE these discriminatory governments). This is also ignoring all of the reactionary policies in the imperial core that are enacted by their favourite neoliberal politicians. These shitstains have no right to concern troll or virtue signal over minority rights and women's rights when they don't actually care about it.

It has just struck me that this is the same tactic Israel uses with antisemitism. It's self-reinforcing because it causes antisemitism in foreign countries, which causes jews to support Israel because of the antisemitism.

The LGBT and women's rights cudgel the west uses to advance economic domination and power causes reactionary anti-lgbt behaviour in foreign countries, and in turn that homophobia and misogyny causes LGBT and women's rights people to even more strongly support the west.

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[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 76 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

So many comments claiming marx is wrong because they don't understand what the "value" is in LTV. Some of them are literally saying he's wrong because he doesn't understand value is different to price which is lol

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 74 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm getting flashbacks to my mandatory Econ 101 course where the professor once asked me to leave the room because I had actually read Marx and could quote his actual words and thus got into a heated argument over what Communism was

I wasn't in trouble, but I was very much on the verge of throwing my backpack at a guy who kept insisting that welfare was communist

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[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 72 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'll take "Ill-advised things to say at an independent bookstore" for 500, Alex

Marxism is a way to view the world that has like 7 books written on it

buzzer
What is "words spoken immediately prior to getting crushed to death under a pile of books"?

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 72 points 2 years ago (11 children)

"You say Cuba is a democracy, but it's been rated 3/10 burgers by the Freedom Burger Institute (partially funded by the CIA, partially funded by the American Christofascist caucus), check out this Wikipedia page."

no-choice

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[–] axont@hexbear.net 66 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I only read twenty pages of the first kapital.doesn’t the theory of value say that an item’s worth is increased by the amount of effort or time put into creating it?

Then there are posters agreeing with that definition. Oh my god, these people haven't read anything. Marx defines socially necessary labor time in chapter one, which this person claims to have read.

Culturally underdeveloped

Liberals breaking new grounds in ways to say racist things while using academic sounding jargon. Fuck these people. They think they're so culturally advanced and yet neoliberalism and the west are the biggest enablers of genocide worldwide. Apparently drone strikes are a feature of culturally advanced people

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[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 63 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] robinn_IV@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago

Yep, that's the one.

nerd

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[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 61 points 2 years ago (1 children)

boiled down to "you worked on a thing, so you deserve the entire revenue of that thing", which obviously isn't true. Like, if your employer lends you a hammer for free, shouldn't he be entilted to some of the profits that the hammer creates?

Good god the layers on this

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 59 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I like to hit people with some variation of:

A couple years ago I hired a guy to patch my roof. Now I'm selling my house. How much of the proceeds should I give him?

People start twisting themselves in knots real fast with that example. They generally understand and accept home ownership even if they can't afford it but they simply can NOT empathize with equity holders otherwise.

Did you not pay your roofer wtf

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 46 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Even scholars whose theories aged far better like Darwin and Newton are similarly unreadable

yeah those guys have been proved wrong a lot haven't they

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[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 61 points 2 years ago

Marx failed to consider (thing he wrote about in Capital Volume 1, Chapter 1, Page 1)

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 60 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Marxism is a way to view the world that has like 7 books written on it

The theory-reader has logged on.

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[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 60 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Kapital is perfectly coherent to the extent that any early-to-mid-19th century economic treatise was. Economics was far less scientific than it is today and is both written very differently and comes to very different conclusions than Marx, which makes Kapital painful to read today

Even scholars whose theories aged far better like Darwin and Newton are similarly unreadable [emphasis mine]

:susie-laugh:

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 62 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Watching neoliberal apologists try to disprove Marx is like me trying to disprove Darwin by citing a medieval bestiary

[–] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 44 points 2 years ago

Does Darwin account for a serpent hatching from a hen's egg? smuglord

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Darwin never consindered the Esquilax

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[–] StellarTabi@hexbear.net 54 points 2 years ago

I'm 6 months behind on my hammer rent deeper-sadness

[–] StellarTabi@hexbear.net 53 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As a principled Marxist, all of my economic opinions derive from the Labor Theory of Value, hence if there were any valid criticisms of it, all my economic opinions would fall like dominoes.

[–] a_blanqui_slate@hexbear.net 52 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Like, if your employer lends you a hammer for free, shouldn't he be entilted to some of the profits that the hammer creates?

Who built the ~~cages~~ hammer?

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[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 52 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (7 children)

Just a bunch of people who don't understand that socially necessary labor cost (production cost), market value, and use value are three different things and it's like the most rudimentary Marxist economics to distinguish them

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[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 50 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don't call yourself a true communist unless you've read all seven books that were ever written about communism

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[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 45 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Well if they actually read the books, they probably wouldn't be Marxists because they'd be forced to encounter the (wrong) Labour Theory of Value. That's how I left the left!

I hate liberals I hate liberals I hate liberals I hate liberals I hate liberals I hate liberals dog-screm

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[–] Dr_Gabriel_Aby@hexbear.net 43 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Regardless of politics, it’s the funniest shit when people say “Marx meant..”, or “What Marx failed to understand…”

The true Marx understanders are some of my favorite replyguys

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