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oh wow I never saw this one reversed, even stole his scarf lol
Lol totally missed that. 
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why is it in the cum jar?
NAFO sacrifice to Ukraine. Once the figurine drowns in cum, Ukraine wins. As you can see, it's going poorly.
NAFO Cum Sacrifice and NoFAP, the eternal contradiction
Which is why Isn'treal has Cummandos extracting the cum directly from the balls. No fapping necessary!
Fapping is a sin. God wants you to extract it surgically.
she didn't call him back because he's obviously a quitter, that jar isn't even half full
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Ruzzia
These people are desperate to make the letter Z a demonic evil symbol while defending all the literal nazi symbols ukraine uses. Deeply unserious people.
The double S is literally right there, they can't even do that, maybe they like nazis for real
I've seen ruSSia in the wild from these freaks, doesn't change the fact that their side are the nazis
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Imagine seeing a cute little figurine, commenting on it, then suddenly, the guy goes into a rant about how he wants all Russians dead.
"... and that's why these genocidal orcs are trying to wipe out all of western civilization ..."
continues to be a reliable indicator for complete losers
Oh god I just learned what NAFO is and I think I was hit with a lethal dose of cringe. It's been good knowing you comrades!
NAFO is the demon core of cringe
Unrelated: I've always wanted to run a D&D/Fantasy TTRPG Mega Dungeon campaign where the demon core lay at the lowest level of the dungeon, warping and mutating all the inhabitants of the dungeon, protected by a Radiation Dragon.
Maybe one day I'll have the time.
This is not a place of honor.(But what if it was?)
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lmfao wtf? These people are the most unserious motherfuckers on the planet
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lol, he really posted this massive L willingly, it'd take waterboarding to get this info out of me.
Out of the loop. What's the figure? Is it elf on the shelf for ukraine flag emojis or something?
Its a mascot for the weird Twitter guys who call themselves nafo
I don't know more than that but they seem insufferable
Insufferable is not even starting to describe it. Also calling @beef_curds@hexbear.net to not double post.
https://mossrobeson.medium.com/ukes-kooks-spooks-nafo-735b66e48508
https://thegrayzone.com/2022/10/20/ukraine-nafo-troll-war-criminals/
Oh, it's more doge meming? I thought it was at least a wolf or something.
I gotta be honest that all the cringe doge stuff in the last couple years has really ruined the whole shiba inu breed for me. Throw this on the pile, ig.
Wait a minute nafo isn't just a lefty thing for north Atlantic Fuckers org
Are you telling me libs have convinced themselves buying little owls is praxis for ukraine
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it's a funko pop for neocon manchildren
Funny, when I discuss politics and communism for hours during a date I usually get laid. Skill issue for this homie I guess - get better material.
The only person I want to talk about politics with for hours before banging is Fidel Castro
isn't there someone you forgot to ask?
That poor woman lol probably had a very funny story to tell her friends the next day
look I know we're all discussing the absolute cringe of the post and the weird lil guy in a jar, but also wtaf is this book.
OH MY JOD
the navajo owned sore joint rub probably does slap but it's extremely funny to me that it is dead center in that photo with a bunch of various generic looking ones
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These internet liberals waste their six figure salaries on the ugliest merchandise imaginable.
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https://twitter.com/ConLaw60654/status/1770247245855637544
Someone did dodge a bullet for sure
Be prepared for nuclear grade cringe in the comments
I would not publicly announce my grandfather was a Chetnik, but that's just me.
I doubt he even knows what that means. These NAFO dorks probably pick a socialist country at random to claim they were "born in" and were heavily oppressed by the evil commies in. They don't even check the wikipedia articles on them most likely, just google maps to find locations. At this point I'm more convinced that anyone who claims to have escaped "communist oppression" on the internet is just lying about it, because they're used to talking to liberals who will believe anyone who claims to have been from a place as being an expert on that place by default.
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This girl went and joined the Essence of Time militia after.
Why do these types ALL have this exact same damn profile picture?!
The representation of a NAFO "Fella" is a Shiba Inu dog (based on the Doge meme), often used as an avatar and sometimes described as a "cartoon dog", or a "group of Shiba Inu soldiers".
They're fascists.
All of these people are the same people that previously used to use the pepe frog as their dogwhistle to one another. Now they use a chibi shiba inu.
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o no. its a JAR.
Also that name is familiar, I think he actually reported me for ban evasion one time after I sent him death threats.
RIP "Hamas Rocket (with emojis making a burning Isisraeli flag)" with like 700 tweets, lmao.
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