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It's the dunk tank.

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If you tried to put this in a satire, people would think it was too much.

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[–] AcidLeaves@hexbear.net 38 points 6 months ago (1 children)

He's not the president America needs, but the one they deserve

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 32 points 6 months ago

unfortunately the rest of the world doesn't deserve any us president

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 36 points 6 months ago (1 children)

liberalism "We saw you noticed Biden's speech. Can you give us a $50 gift to support a president who knows how to stay on script? Otherwise, who knows what kind of covfefe we might get?"

[–] edge@hexbear.net 34 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Clearly he's anticipating his loss this year and planning to run in 2028 (at the sprightly age of 87), hence the "pause" between terms.

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 27 points 6 months ago
[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 33 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Its just a ~~stutter~~ lapse in consciousness

[–] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

his consciousness is stuttering

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 30 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I almost thought he was going to say "Pause. No homo"

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

Would have been a Trump-tier moment

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 27 points 6 months ago

"Go fuck yourself San Diego."

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago
[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago

Yeah just imagine an even greater genocide

[–] Gorillatactics@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago

Sarcastically I'm in charge

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

Please clap.

[–] seas_surround@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago

four more ~~years?~~ paws

joe biden is making it illegal to not be a furry

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

He's just referencing everyone's favorite movies, Black Dynamite and Anchorman.

[–] FungiDebord@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Kevin Kline yelling "disappointed" in A Fish Called Wanda is a personal favorite.

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

New campaign slogan

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

This fuckin rules so much.

[–] HeavenAndEarth@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Let's just wrap it up. America had an okay(?) run