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If you tried to put this in a satire, people would think it was too much.

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[-] AcidLeaves@hexbear.net 38 points 4 months ago

He's not the president America needs, but the one they deserve

[-] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 32 points 4 months ago

unfortunately the rest of the world doesn't deserve any us president

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 36 points 4 months ago

liberalism "We saw you noticed Biden's speech. Can you give us a $50 gift to support a president who knows how to stay on script? Otherwise, who knows what kind of covfefe we might get?"

[-] edge@hexbear.net 34 points 4 months ago

Clearly he's anticipating his loss this year and planning to run in 2028 (at the sprightly age of 87), hence the "pause" between terms.

[-] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 27 points 4 months ago
[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 33 points 4 months ago
[-] MaxOS@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

Its just a ~~stutter~~ lapse in consciousness

[-] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

his consciousness is stuttering

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 30 points 4 months ago

I almost thought he was going to say "Pause. No homo"

[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

Would have been a Trump-tier moment

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 27 points 4 months ago

"Go fuck yourself San Diego."

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 22 points 4 months ago
[-] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago

Yeah just imagine an even greater genocide

[-] Gorillatactics@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago

Sarcastically I'm in charge

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

Please clap.

[-] seas_surround@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

four more ~~years?~~ paws

joe biden is making it illegal to not be a furry

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

He's just referencing everyone's favorite movies, Black Dynamite and Anchorman.

[-] FungiDebord@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Kevin Kline yelling "disappointed" in A Fish Called Wanda is a personal favorite.

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

New campaign slogan

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

This fuckin rules so much.

[-] HeavenAndEarth@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Let's just wrap it up. America had an okay(?) run

this post was submitted on 24 Apr 2024
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