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Human Chronic Wasting Disease 2027 here we go. (hexbear.net)

submitted 6 months ago by Posadas@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 62 points 6 months ago

Anyone who uses the term "bio hack" should be beaten to death

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Gonna chase them with a machete made of laminated meat, call it bio hacking

[-] Cigarette_comedian@hexbear.net 43 points 6 months ago

Did this person really just soak a snus in blood? Guh??? plekhanov-bewildered

[-] egg1918@hexbear.net 49 points 6 months ago

Oh no it gets even better (read: worse). He defrosted some frozen meat and soaked it in the goop that thawed out of it. It's not even blood

[-] Cigarette_comedian@hexbear.net 29 points 6 months ago

sad-boi Ew.

[-] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago

How do I unread something?

[-] Aradina@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 months ago

So he used gross water and myoglobin as a marinade? But why

[-] egg1918@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago

Because he thought it was blood 🤮

[-] newerAccountWhoDis@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

Zyn? Snus? jesse-wtf

[-] Cigarette_comedian@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago

I don't exactly know what a "Zyn" is myself, but from reading the tweet and being a filthy Scandi, I know that must be a snus. It's a small pouch of tobacco which people pack under their upper lip for the nicotine high with less smoke. But it's fooken filthy in itself, and people often leave them everywhere, as annoying as cigarette butts imo. Very popular in Scandinavia, invented by the Swedes and banned in the EU (except Sweden of course.)

[-] newerAccountWhoDis@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago

disgost

[-] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 38 points 6 months ago

"The soyboys are so owned right now!" I shout triumphantly as the prions convert my cerebrum into cottage cheese

[-] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 38 points 6 months ago

Good time to invest in manufacturers of anti parasitic products, if this takes off.

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 31 points 6 months ago

Time to make the horse cum guzzlers feel vindicated for their choice in worm medicine

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 38 points 6 months ago

Oh yeah, but don't forget it was the CHINESE WUHAN VIRUS. Those barbarians EAT BATS! can you believe it!??!1?

[-] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 36 points 6 months ago

Is this a new tik tok "try to start a new pandemic " challenge?

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 35 points 6 months ago

The whites are not ok

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 29 points 6 months ago

prion disease incubation is from 5 years to like 60+

so this will be a cool bomb to go off sometime down the road, like the early boomer sunset + lead toxicity one we're all currently being subjected to.

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Don't prion diseases just kill you in a year or so?

EDIT: After incubation I mean

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago

yeah, i have only ever heard that once they incubate and first symptoms appear, time to fatality is measured in months. so kinda more like an unknown number of people have cortex bombs set for a random interval between 5 and 60 years, than the long emergency of a bunch of agitated and emotionally disregulated elderly people slowly losing their grip on reality.

i don't really know which one would be more destabilizing, but i really hope the number of bozos out there that soak their snuff in wildlife blood is like under 20.

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

LMFAO what is that PFP?!

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

i found it somewhere years ago when i guess some very talented sinophobe made it when john cena spoke mandarin (after years of taking classes in an effort to get the WWE to crack the china market) and used it to make a contrite apology to the people of china for mistakenly referring to taiwan as a country in a post promoting Fast and Furious 9.

obviously, for burger brains, this made him guilty of the highest form of treason and generated a lot of angry content, but when i saw the image containing my pfp i was really impressed with the technical execution and decided to reappropriate it, because to have the strength of Cena with the mind of Mao is the ultimate aspirational #LifeGoals.