Talking To Joe Like He's A Confused Dog (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Biden campaign HQ hype campaign after the debate:

Biden comes out seemingly completely unaware of where he is, while his wife talks to him like a dog.

Jill Biden: "Joe, you did such a good job! You answered every question! You knew all the facts!"

(He absolutely did not, of course)

Doesn't let him respond, just let's him grin mindlessly, while she tries to whip up thr base about the fact that Trump lied.

Biden's face goes back to confusion when the crowd stop cheering and shout "lie" about Trump as though he has no idea who or what they're talking about.

Video Here Apologies for the chud twitter link, it was the only easy clip I could find

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[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 45 points 2 months ago

I felt kinda bad for him for a sec when he reacted to them screaming "LIE!"

then I remembered he's not just some confused old man with dementia, he's war criminal Joe Biden

[-] Barx@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

He's a confused old man with dementia war criminal Joe Biden.

Bask in the fullness of his existence and power.

[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago

this is just fucking sad, holy shit the absolute state of US politics

[-] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

LET'S GO Joe

I was not aware of this

that can't be the slogan they're going with

repurposing let's go Brandon is not their chosen slogan, is it?

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

repurposing let's go Brandon is not their chosen slogan, is it?

I have some terrible news for you about Dark Brandon.

[-] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

What they're selling:
Dark Brandon

What you're getting:
Dim Biden

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

What I want: A bi dom

[-] MayoPete@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

panting

[-] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

I am pokemon going to resign to my fate (jokerfication)

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

there's some really dire stuff on here

[-] ThisMachinePostsHog@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

If I saw this at a thrift store for $5 or less, I would cop this and use it lmao

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Lmfao this might be the best one

It's a $5 can of water that they advertise as "full of the same performance enhancers Biden took before the debate"

[-] trashxeos@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 months ago

full of the same performance enhancers Biden took before the debate

Reminds me of this old gem:

It's crystal meth in a can, powerthirst is crystal meth!

Warning: may contain Anna Kournikova

[-] Roonerino@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

The full video is even worse. What follows is a rambling anecdote from Biden about John Wayne and dog faced pony soldiers.

[-] CyberSyndicalist@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

Also surreal hearing her do that "and what did trump do" call response like it's a play for children.

I was expecting someone to walk up behind them in a Trump costume while she plays up pretending not to hear the audience scream "behind you"

[-] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

~~Punch~~ Trump & ~~Judy~~ Jill

I'm picturing a cartoon now with Jill holding a rolling pin with "truth" written on it and Trump stealing a link of sausages marked "democracy" from behind an oblivious Biden.

[-] huf@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

gah there's an emoji here that's like his weirdo alien smile but i cant find it. i think it's a somewhat glitchy grinning face.

[-] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

whywhywhywhywhy

Death to America

[-] huf@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

no it's like the one with the big chin. weird colors, somewhat broken image IIRC.

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

biden-alert brandon ?

[-] huf@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

it was :sus-deep:, someone in this thread figured it out

[-] fox@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

You've probably figured out it's not Biden, but if you want more it's Jerma jerma-herbivore

[-] huf@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

i knew it wasnt a biden pic, but i recognised the same smile on biden's face

[-] seas_surround@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

sus-deep ?

[-] huf@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

yes i think so! thanks!

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

No prob! I'm not sure what it says about me that I've apparently internalized the Hexbear memecyclopedia, haha

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Nm I think I know what you're talking about. Cant find it either

[-] huf@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

not the one i was thinking of, but this one's great too

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

biden-nibble Joe Good?

[-] JayTwo@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Biden, for gravel pit.

[-] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

My wife and I were watching the debate, we saw Trump just walked off stage to the right, and Jill came up to him and had to help him down the stairs - once again not beating the senile frail old man allegations. The camera kept rolling. Yeesh.