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[-] Barx@hexbear.net 46 points 2 months ago

Fuck yeah let's drive this sucker straight into a wall

[-] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"I may not be Dale Earnhardt, but I crashed into the fucking wall because I couldn't turn left " - thinky-felix, 2016.

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

Such a banger

[-] pumpchilienthusiast@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

i don't care, hit it hard I dont wanna limp away from this one

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 44 points 2 months ago

My pre election joke of Hillary winning the nomination, then losing to Trump again still alive lmao

[-] Sickos@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago

Here's how Hillary can still lose

[-] pumpchilienthusiast@hexbear.net 42 points 2 months ago

AND WHERE DID THAT BRING YOU?

hillary-apartment

no, seriously, where are we

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

no, seriously, where are we

Hell

[-] Speaker@hexbear.net 40 points 2 months ago

It would be extremely on brand for the DNC to install the only person to ever lose an election to Donald Trump, lol. popcorn-time

[-] BabyTurtles@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

"It's Her Turn Again" vs "Make America Great Again Again"

[-] BlueMagaChud@hexbear.net 38 points 2 months ago
[-] KurtVonnegut@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

planet-hillary

joker-dancing liz-society joker-laden angry-place obama-socialism joker-shopping marx-joker joker-dancing

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 36 points 2 months ago
[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago
[-] stigsbandit34z@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Nah this is a fucking classic dawg

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago
[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago
[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago

FINALLY, MY TURN APPROACHES ONCE MORE planet-hillary

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago
[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago
[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Georgie! Don't eat with your hands! Why do you eat so fast?! You can't even taste it!

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

I really wish Seinfeld had gotten a Del Boca Vista spin off after the show. Get Frank and Estelle down there, lock. Stock. And barrel. And have them as well as Morty and Helen get into weird old people politics. That crew was exactly my grandparents growing up and my parents felt it like the main cast does cause the ages line up almost exactly. Morty and Helen are literally my grandparents on my mom's side. Also watching my parents get grandparent habits gradually over the years has been well observed in those as well. Plus you've got the MANDLEBAUM'S

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[-] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago
[-] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

SHE'S

RUNNING

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

Please lose to Trump again, that would be extremely funny.

[-] Teekeeus@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

Why did she steal Gaddafi's clothes

[-] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

why do you think we destroyed libya

[-] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

oh my god please do it, please make hillary lose twice, i would laugh so fucking hard.

[-] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Look, I'm not sure who created LGBTQ, but I'm trying to figure out how we can get them to LGBTQueue at the polls

[-] anaesidemus@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

praise-it LIGHT ITSELF!

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 months ago

I heard Mexico has a pretty good thing going rn...

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

(imperial march plays in background)

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

Okay, I'm not American, so I can't pitch in. But itf she runs, American Hexbears, please please vote for Trump. It would be waaaaay too funny if she ran and lost against him again. If electoralism is pointless (and with these 2 being the candidates, it is), helping make something really funny happen and hurting Hilary Clinton's feelings might be the best use of a ballot in a while.

[-] AlicePraxis@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

lmao the one person in the country who is legitimately a worse candidate than Biden. the only person who we know for a fact can lose to Trump

[-] TawnyFroggy@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Fuck yes, please. I'm reaigned to watching this hellhole collapse around me and take me with it, so it might as well he peak comedy as it happens

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Hell yeah, run the youthful 76 year-old that already lost.

[-] Monk3brain3@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

I would love to see her run again and eat shit again. Please dnc make this happen

[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

It's her turn

[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

The thing is I would not put it past the Dems to do this. Holy god what a useless fucking party.

[-] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

She really told her makeup artist “give me the Jigsaw cheeks”

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

time is a flat circle rust-darkness

[-] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

Yes. And we all have to get Deomcratic Underground accounts so we can lick the tears of libs when she loses.

Again.

For the third time.

[-] cosecantphi@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

I wanna write in Hillary Clinton because that'd be really funny, but if she is running that kinda kills the joke and makes me sad

[-] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

I refuse to believe it until it happens

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago
[-] Flaps@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

I hate that woman so much it's unreal

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